Whats the fastest amount of time it took u to sleep with someone

[Kings County]

90 minutes. She was fine too, and a complete stranger. We had no mutual friends whatsoever

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[L&HH]

Idk if it was any longer than a min. Was at this girl's house party and her, and her cousin (I didnt know it was her cousin at the time) and a friend of mine were standing in the hallway for some reason. The girl and my friend walk away and just left is me and the cousin. I dont even know how me and girl got started, like I dont even recall speaking with her (kinda drunk). We just started kissing, I see somebody come out of what I realized was a bathroom go . Take her inside, lock the door and y'all know the rest

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

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I think I already gave the gist of it earlier. It aint nothing that i did if you want some type of super advanced tip\strategy on how to smash a bad chick in 90 minutes or less....

I stay in Bham, AL and the dating scene down here is horrible. I was actually really enjoying the fact that I could express a side of myself with her that I normally surpress. She said that she didn't peg me for a deep thinker when she saw me and the fact that she judged me wrong actually attracted me to her...



I just got chose that day(and about 7 months straight after that)

It was all on her my dude.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Walking home drunk from bars. Its senior week in college. Saw a bish at the atm, chatted, said lets get food, we walked to my crib instead, then got mcdonalds and she got a cab, I went home. All I know is her name was Leah & she is from Pittsburgh

Again in college: met a ginger cac bish for drinks during the weekend before school started. It was just us two up there out of our group of friends. We got food/drinks at bar..went to her crib, put a dvd on & I ask to see her p*ssy and it was a wrap

Halloween 2012 -- met bish at bar, exchanged numbers, met up an hour ka ter at another bar, took her to the crib

The Halloween girl was atrocious & the condom popped I met threads about it on here
Damn I miss college

 

[ThumpDaddy]

how long did it yall to sleep with someone that was SOBER?!?!

Oh, she was sober because she had just walked thru the door.

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

A cup of coffee.

Met this chick off POF for a cup of coffee, not even halfway through our cups she asks if I want to go back to her place to watch a movie. I agree and I follow her to her place. I walk in, say whats up to her pops and follow her back to her room. She lays down and its done and done from there.

 

[god shamgod]

today first day of class just met shorty we got grouped together talked for like 2 hrs got all playful got into a convo about how expensive books were. she was like yeahh wanna go shopping for books online after class i was like sure laptop was back at her dorm so we go there shes like lemme change real quick (apartment style dorm ) she goes to the bathroom comes back in a sports bra and some tight tiny shorts


im thinking in my head ok she wants the D

so we just looking and im thinking about how to make a move so i say u smell really nice in a soft seductive voice she was like thank u ... then i was like makes me want to kiss your body "just kidding" u know when u say just kidding when u telling the truth she goes "so whats stopping u" then i pounced i dont even remember her name

 

[smokeurobinson]

where these sex parties be at

Mid 90's sh*t....Nothing recent. It was in The Bronx on Boston road if that helps.

 

[AllHolosEve]

1. we gave a homeg!rl a r!de to her fr!ends house, we outside look!n at the d!rect!ons & she run out, her fr!end sa!d we can come !n & dr!nk, we grab the bottles out trunk, watch some tv, me & her fr!end chatt!n, then snuggl!n up, then mak!n out, then !m sl!d!n f!ngers !n, she stops me, gets up, goes to her room, kicks everybody out, !t was on.... fukked w!t her for a wh!le after, she sa!d she was attracted cause wh!le we were talk!n ! was honest & every other dude was ly!n for ass.... hours

2. my nephew randomly showed up to my house w!t some "cous!ns" he met off myspace l!ke , sh!t popped off qu!ck.... m!nutes

3. my n!gga wanted to p!mp out some ch!ck & brought her to my house l!ke "try her out", worst fukk of my l!fe, n!gga woulda went broke..... seconds

 

[Steve Piffler]

i had a room mate when i was 20. he had a girlfriend, and she called him and asked could she come spend the night. she also said that she had a friend that wanted to come too, so he needed to make sure that i was home. i drove him out to northshore (i was in west houston at the time. shyt was like an hour away ) to pick them up. his girl came out first and asked could her friend still come. i said "yeah, as long as she's fine..." his girl said "trust me, you'll like her " she came out of the house and i was like short wavy hair, lightskinned, big titties, and pretty legs. i was driving, so i told my homie to take the wheel and i jumped in the back seat with her. i immediately layed my head in her lap, and she was stroking my hair. long story short, we stopped at the grocery store and got some food to cook. we got back to the crib, ate, watched a movie and clowned around for about a couple of hours. she took a shower and got into my bed. knocked it down 3 times that night i fukked with her for about a month or so after that. unfortunately, this is the same bish that i said in a previous thread, that burned me on the one time that i fukked her without a rubber....i wanted to kill that bish.... i learned a VALUABLE lesson with that shyt, tho. she was BAD AS shyt but she had that fire crotch. doesn't matter how good looking and fine a bytch is, she could be leaking toxic waste from her c*nt. ALWAYS wear a rubber.....

 

[mcellas]

Back in college I use to work at the courtyard Marriott and Norfolk State women's bowling team was in town playing Famu it was after hours and the hoes was in the jacuzzi and policy says I had to tell them to get out because it's after hours so I told them then they asked me to join them and since I already completed my night duties I took clothes and jumped in and was drinking with the ending up making out with one click and started fukking her right in the tub with her teammates watching

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Proally about 45 minutes. In college had a 3 bedroom apt. My roomates had 2 chicks over . I come home at like 2 in the morn...and I see 1 of my roomates is passed out so its one girl left on third wheel status..she had been drinking. Sat on the couch talked to her for a few went to my room. She said she was sleepy. Layed down and in literally 5 seconds she just rolled over and pounced on me. The rest is history

 

[mcellas]

Another one I was in my campus apartment playing Madden online in the middle of the day my not came through to my room with a chick he had a main lady so he come to my crib to fukk hoes so protocol told me to leave out the room and let him handle that the chick told me I didn't have to leave so I stayed pulled my dikk out and we ran a mini train.

I have soo many stories I went to Famu the getting p*ssy rate is off the charts there

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[Born2BKing]

Around 5 mins, give or take. At a house party, I see this drunk chick and ask her to dance. a couple mins later we're making out on the dance floor and we find a room in the house and get at it. Afterwards she starts crying about cheating on her boyfriend so I walk outside back into the crowd and don't look back.

Damn, ya'll white folk be reckless as hell when ya'll party. Be partying to the brink of death and shyt. And if you don't die, you wake up with a cucumber stuck up your ass and shaving cream on your ball sack.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

i had a room mate when i was 20. he had a girlfriend, and she called him and asked could she come spend the night. she also said that she had a friend that wanted to come too, so he needed to make sure that i was home. i drove him out to northshore (i was in west houston at the time. shyt was like an hour away ) to pick them up. his girl came out first and asked could her friend still come. i said "yeah, as long as she's fine..." his girl said "trust me, you'll like her " she came out of the house and i was like short wavy hair, lightskinned, big titties, and pretty legs. i was driving, so i told my homie to take the wheel and i jumped in the back seat with her. i immediately layed my head in her lap, and she was stroking my hair. long story short, we stopped at the grocery store and got some food to cook. we got back to the crib, ate, watched a movie and clowned around for about a couple of hours. she took a shower and got into my bed. knocked it down 3 times that night i fukked with her for about a month or so after that. unfortunately, this is the same bish that i said in a previous thread, that burned me on the one time that i fukked her without a rubber....i wanted to kill that bish.... i learned a VALUABLE lesson with that shyt, tho. she was BAD AS shyt but she had that fire crotch. doesn't matter how good looking and fine a bytch is, she could be leaking toxic waste from her c*nt. ALWAYS wear a rubber.....

them northshore bytches be fine..n nikkas be sleepin on em...i was jus about to post about a broad from there ....took me 30mins..

my homegirl n her friend who was from northshore...had a double blow out on lockwood..n clinton...

potna called told me..i had a shop in 5th ward at the time..i had jus left the gym...i came scooped em up...

and her friend was a bad as sugar brown named kita..had a red qx56...bytch had money...my potna i aint seen in a minute since i had jus got out like 3weeks be4...

i told her u get one later...im sweaty n all that shyt..i aint tryna mess up ya lil fit u got on..

she introduced me to her gal...whole time ol girl was

bytch had a pair legs on her too..i had 08 2500 chevy i turned into a tow truck,..since i was hittin the auctions up....i hooked em up..headed to the shop...

swapped both tires..in like 7mins...didnt charge em ....sat outside shot the shyt wit em..ol get kept sayin she'd pay me...i said nah..

they begin to leave..i left to lock the shop n truck up...i come back out...potna gave me a note with ol girls address...how to get in her apartment...off normandy...

locked up...thank god i had extra clothes n shyt ...kuz i was finna goto another bytch house n crash n head to dallas..for the weekend..

change of plans...got there...she was like i figured u would come by without showering...: didnt say shyt else hit the shower..

got out

she was ready..so i hit her with the