Whats the fastest amount of time it took u to sleep with someone

[HalfwayHandsome]

My homie called me one nite and said come over at 11:00pm I got a shot for you. So I get there and he has this chubby white girl over there. I sit on the couch with her and he goes in his room and close the door. Her first question was "what do u like to do for fun"? I said "what I'm about to do right now, get naked" I strapped up and went in. When it was over she said she don't normally do this but it takes a lot to get her going. So she was like do u know anybody else whose down? I called my other homie who was across town, man seems like he got there in ten mins. Lol after he got there I walked outside with my other homie while they got busy. After about 15 mins I could here them arguing. I goes in to see what's wrong she was clowning him because he took the rubber off and was beating raw

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

I am almost embarrassed by this. Almost.

My nikka knocked on my apartment door - like Y2K or so. I had no cell and no landline - at about 8AM on a Saturday. He has this frumpy white bish in tow. She was in a party dress from the previos night's festivities. Small talk small talk. After about 10 minutes he said he needed to go back to his apt real quick and leaves the bish with me. I am groggy and hung over but I am pretty sure this nikka gave me the high sign behind her back.

As soon as the door closes I look her dead in the eye: "wanna fukk?".

She just "okay"

She pulled up the dress, I pulled down the panties, strapped up, and humped on her. I got a nut then switched rubbers and went right back in. This nikka shows back up about 10 minutes after the second squirt.

Turns out she needed a ride home, which they, which only came up after the second the smutting. I gac

You know the saying "gas, grass, or ass". And you didn't even give her an option


Quickest for me was about an hour, hour and a half maybe. Had a one-night stand with a married chick I met at the Omni hotel bar in downtown Pittsburgh.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Was at mercury bar

I fukks with that spot every so often.

 

[Arcavian]

20 minutes, met this chick at a party, got to talking, found a dark corner and a blanket and went to work, to this day I dont know how no one noticed us

 

[Kings County]

them northshore bytches be fine..n nikkas be sleepin on em...i was jus about to post about a broad from there ....took me 30mins..

my homegirl n her friend who was from northshore...had a double blow out on lockwood..n clinton...

potna called told me..i had a shop in 5th ward at the time..i had jus left the gym...i came scooped em up...

and her friend was a bad as sugar brown named kita..had a red qx56...bytch had money...my potna i aint seen in a minute since i had jus got out like 3weeks be4...

i told her u get one later...im sweaty n all that shyt..i aint tryna mess up ya lil fit u got on..

she introduced me to her gal...whole time ol girl was

bytch had a pair legs on her too..i had 08 2500 chevy i turned into a tow truck,..since i was hittin the auctions up....i hooked em up..headed to the shop...

swapped both tires..in like 7mins...didnt charge em ....sat outside shot the shyt wit em..ol get kept sayin she'd pay me...i said nah..

they begin to leave..i left to lock the shop n truck up...i come back out...potna gave me a note with ol girls address...how to get in her apartment...off normandy...

locked up...thank god i had extra clothes n shyt ...kuz i was finna goto another bytch house n crash n head to dallas..for the weekend..

change of plans...got there...she was like i figured u would come by without showering...: didnt say shyt else hit the shower..

got out

she was ready..so i hit her with the

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wheres northshore im bout to move

 

[Kings County]

my dikk got hard reading this, i want some p*ssy

go to pof make an account even if u an ugly nikka do a search for intimate encounter message 50 girls 1 will say yes its friday night bytches want the D make 1 right now

 

[manning2nicks]

I fukks with that spot every so often.

That spot is gold my dude...I'm married now, so I'm not in the game...but i still go there with my peoples every now and then. Its flooded man - if you single, definitely go there - prefer the mercury bar on the east side though.

 

[ll_simon]

I'm gonna say about 45, but a lot of that was transportation and leaving the spot. So one night I'm at Hemingways its around 1AM. I just got me a drink walking back to the dance floor. Wasn't super packed so you could see around. Now I barely get two feet on the floor and this older chick (middle)

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just runs up on the kid. Grabs me like she wants to dance, but she wanted more than that. She's kissing me, talking about taking me back to the crib, all these things she wants to do to me . So ofcourse I'm dtf. She tells her bartender friend that I'm some nikka "Rodney" so she'd give me the keys and let me drive us home. Drove back to her crib, smashed maybe two hours . So good, feelin so ambitious pulled a Vhing Rhames Baby Boy doing the frog jump . In the morning, woke up to this.

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[patscorpio]

from first face to face meeting to sexy time (without any talk of sex beforehand) = about 25 mins

 

[MikelArteta]

i hope y'all wore protection

 

[shopthatwrecks]

wheres northshore im bout to move

literally 15mins east of 5th ward...otherside of 610 loop

 

[↓R↑LYB]

About 15 or so minutes. Met shorty at the stop light, she hopped in my whip and we went to the crib, gave her a cool 5-6 strokes then pieced out never to be seen again.

Next time was about 10-20 minutes. Drunk as shyt so I can't really remember. Met shorty outside the club, got a hotel, gave her a cool 5-6 strokes then pieced out never to be seen again.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

That spot is gold my dude...I'm married now, so I'm not in the game...but i still go there with my peoples every now and then. Its flooded man - if you single, definitely go there - prefer the mercury bar on the east side though.

there's one on the east side ? Me and my peoples found the one on 9th by accident. I have an office by times square and told them to meet me at a spot on restaurant row. They weren't feeling it and we walked into Mercury, and got whopped

 

[Alex Cross]

wheres northshore im bout to move

Nah Bro...shyt started to get too hood out there. now a nikka up in the kingwood/atascosita area.

 

[Vilified not verified]

I don't know what story to tell first, it aint like i had a stopwatch or something to remember which encounter was the quickest