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I'm not white...
Whats the fastest amount of time it took u to sleep with someone
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I'm not white...
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
them northshore bytches be fine..n nikkas be sleepin on em...i was jus about to post about a broad from there ....took me 30mins..
my homegirl n her friend who was from northshore...had a double blow out on lockwood..n clinton...
potna called told me..i had a shop in 5th ward at the time..i had jus left the gym...i came scooped em up...
and her friend was a bad as sugar brown named kita..had a red qx56...bytch had money...my potna i aint seen in a minute since i had jus got out like 3weeks be4...
i told her u get one later...im sweaty n all that shyt..i aint tryna mess up ya lil fit u got on..
she introduced me to her gal...whole time ol girl was
bytch had a pair legs on her too..i had 08 2500 chevy i turned into a tow truck,..since i was hittin the auctions up....i hooked em up..headed to the shop...
swapped both tires..in like 7mins...didnt charge em ....sat outside shot the shyt wit em..ol get kept sayin she'd pay me...i said nah..
they begin to leave..i left to lock the shop n truck up...i come back out...potna gave me a note with ol girls address...how to get in her apartment...off normandy...
locked up...thank god i had extra clothes n shyt ...kuz i was finna goto another bytch house n crash n head to dallas..for the weekend..
change of plans...got there...she was like i figured u would come by without showering...:didnt say shyt else hit the shower..
got out
she was ready..so i hit her with the
Scarface - High Note - YouTube
my nikka!!! 
Alex Cross
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them northshore bytches be fine..n nikkas be sleepin on em...i was jus about to post about a broad from there ....took me 30mins..
my homegirl n her friend who was from northshore...had a double blow out on lockwood..n clinton...
potna called told me..i had a shop in 5th ward at the time..i had jus left the gym...i came scooped em up...
and her friend was a bad as sugar brown named kita..had a red qx56...bytch had money...my potna i aint seen in a minute since i had jus got out like 3weeks be4...
i told her u get one later...im sweaty n all that shyt..i aint tryna mess up ya lil fit u got on..
she introduced me to her gal...whole time ol girl was
bytch had a pair legs on her too..i had 08 2500 chevy i turned into a tow truck,..since i was hittin the auctions up....i hooked em up..headed to the shop...
swapped both tires..in like 7mins...didnt charge em ....sat outside shot the shyt wit em..ol get kept sayin she'd pay me...i said nah..
they begin to leave..i left to lock the shop n truck up...i come back out...potna gave me a note with ol girls address...how to get in her apartment...off normandy...
locked up...thank god i had extra clothes n shyt ...kuz i was finna goto another bytch house n crash n head to dallas..for the weekend..
change of plans...got there...she was like i figured u would come by without showering...:
got out
she was ready..so i hit her with the
Scarface - High Note - YouTube
My alma mater
We used to eat good back in high school
i envied u nikkas...
u can count on 1 hand the bad hoes that was in the nawf...
when u nikkas had a buffet of bytches....without stretchmarks or the witch hazel n moth ball scent
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
About 30 mins. Some fat chick. I'd rather not go into it.
Was at mercury bar in nyc one night - it was about 4am and im standing outside waiting on my peoples to close out their tabs. All of a sudden, this cab pulls over in front of the bar, and this nice little Becky steps out (european accent and all 
). She comes up to me and asks, are there any places in the area (hells kitchen) that are still serving alcohol? And I'm like, i don't know, but this place is about to yell out last call any minute now, you should step in there.
All of sudden shorty wasn't concerned with the drinks any more, she starts asking me questions and stuff. My wolf mode turns on, and im like, i got drinks at the crib...its a cab ride away? She was like cool...my boys step out of the bar and one of them, who was just an acquaintance, told my man, yo, you just gonna leave your boy? My boy was like chill, let that boy cook. So me and shorty jump in the cab, we make out and she top of brother off in the cab
...
we get to the crib, and soon as we get in the house...we start getting it popping. she spent the night, next day she telling me her life story, i get the sense that ol'girl just had argument with her man or something...im in the crib pacing back and forth. on some i got so much work to do and what not, logging on to my job email so she can bounce. she got the hint. all in all about one hour and thirty minutes to do all that.
). She comes up to me and asks, are there any places in the area (hells kitchen) that are still serving alcohol? And I'm like, i don't know, but this place is about to yell out last call any minute now, you should step in there. All of sudden shorty wasn't concerned with the drinks any more, she starts asking me questions and stuff. My wolf mode turns on, and im like, i got drinks at the crib...its a cab ride away
? She was like cool...my boys step out of the bar and one of them, who was just an acquaintance, told my man, yo, you just gonna leave your boy? My boy was like chill, let that boy cook. So me and shorty jump in the cab, we make out and she top of brother off in the cab...we get to the crib, and soon as we get in the house...we start getting it popping. she spent the night, next day she telling me her life story, i get the sense that ol'girl just had argument with her man or something...im in the crib pacing back and forth. on some i got so much work to do and what not, logging on to my job email so she can bounce. she got the hint. all in all about one hour and thirty minutes to do all that.
2 Up 2 Down
Veteran
five minutes. We were talking and the next thing I knew we were in my back seat
I am almost embarrassed by this. Almost.
My nikka knocked on my apartment door - like Y2K or so. I had no cell and no landline - at about 8AM on a Saturday. He has this frumpy white bish in tow. She was in a party dress from the previos night's festivities. Small talk small talk. After about 10 minutes he said he needed to go back to his apt real quick and leaves the bish with me. I am groggy and hung over but I am pretty sure this nikka gave me the high sign behind her back.
As soon as the door closes I look her dead in the eye: "wanna fukk?".
She just
"okay"
She pulled up the dress, I pulled down the panties, strapped up, and humped on her. I got a nut then switched rubbers and went right back in. This nikka shows back up about 10 minutes after the second squirt.
Turns out she needed a ride home, which only came up after the smutting. I gave her a ride home
My nikka knocked on my apartment door - like Y2K or so. I had no cell and no landline - at about 8AM on a Saturday. He has this frumpy white bish in tow. She was in a party dress from the previos night's festivities. Small talk small talk. After about 10 minutes he said he needed to go back to his apt real quick and leaves the bish with me. I am groggy and hung over but I am pretty sure this nikka gave me the high sign behind her back.
As soon as the door closes I look her dead in the eye: "wanna fukk?".
She just
"okay"She pulled up the dress, I pulled down the panties, strapped up, and humped on her. I got a nut then switched rubbers and went right back in. This nikka shows back up about 10 minutes after the second squirt.
Turns out she needed a ride home, which only came up after the smutting. I gave her a ride home
electric_fur
Pro
I've never slept with someone the first day I met them unless you mean internet stuff? But those were people I talked to for a while before we just jumped in bed, so it's not like we didn't know each other.
Tommy Knocks
retired
and you guys think the female average is 10 
these are going to be wives, and all these stories are going to be secrets they take with them to the grave playboys lol.
these are going to be wives, and all these stories are going to be secrets they take with them to the grave playboys lol.today first day of class just met shorty we got grouped together talked for like 2 hrs got all playful got into a convo about how expensive books were. she was like yeahh wanna go shopping for books online after class i was like sure laptop was back at her dorm so we go there shes like lemme change real quick (apartment style dorm ) she goes to the bathroom comes back in a sports bra and some tight tiny shorts
im thinking in my head ok she wants the D
so we just looking and im thinking about how to make a move so i say u smell really nice in a soft seductive voice she was like thank u ... then i was like makes me want to kiss your body "just kidding" u know when u say just kidding when u telling the truthshe goes "so whats stopping u" then i pounced
i dont even remember her name
my dikk got hard reading this, i want some p*ssy
Majestic Pape
The-Coli = W SOHH = L
Probably less than 10 minutes.
My boy was going out of town to some random chick's house he was fukking; she had her friend or sister or whatever (don't know) with her and I guess she knew what the deal was gonna be because I was piping that down immediately.
My boy was going out of town to some random chick's house he was fukking; she had her friend or sister or whatever (don't know) with her and I guess she knew what the deal was gonna be because I was piping that down immediately.
BallGame
Rookie
I've got a couple that are in the 18-30 hour range. Basketball tournaments and shyt on other college's campuses, its always some straggle that watches you play the night before then lets you fukk the next day.
Also, when girls you (or your roommates) went to high school with come down for the weekend (back when I was still undergrad) one of them hoes was always giving up the box.
Sohh I dont have any 10-20 minute stories like yall, but I got like 10-12 stories within a day's time
Also, when girls you (or your roommates) went to high school with come down for the weekend (back when I was still undergrad) one of them hoes was always giving up the box.
Sohh I dont have any 10-20 minute stories like yall, but I got like 10-12 stories within a day's time