Whats the fastest amount of time it took u to sleep with someone

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This one night in Tallahassee. Me and my boy walk into this after party around 2:30 in the morning, as soon as we walk in, the chick who's apartment it is (didn't know her) walks by and says "have you guys seen a phone sitting around?". I said "nah, but i'll help you find it, did you check upstairs? :scheme:" we go up to her room, I throw her on the bed, and smash for a hot minute.

Then I stole her 64GB iPod on my way out her crib :win: smh I still feel bad about that
 

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This one night in Tallahassee. Me and my boy walk into this after party around 2:30 in the morning, as soon as we walk in, the chick who's apartment it is (didn't know her) walks by and says "have you guys seen a phone sitting around?". I said "nah, but i'll help you find it, did you check upstairs? :scheme:" we go up to her room, I throw her on the bed, and smash for a hot minute.

Then I stole her 64GB iPod on my way out her crib :win: smh I still feel bad about that

:russ::ohlawd::jawalrus: that a.1 scumbaggery...
 

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Well here is 1 of the dozen times I hooked up with a chick in 3 hrs or less:

In college me & my teammates hit this club. :stylin: I start dancin with this mexican chick, this bytch starts grindin on me, droppin it like its hot. I start grippin her azz, she's backin it up on a nygga etc.:ahh:

This goes on for about 3 or 4 songs. So at this point I'm on brick, and I start seein how far I could go with this bytch. I start grabbin on them breast meats, she's grabbin on my wood! :ooh: I'm like fucc it, and I start rubbin on her box! She had a dress on, so I'm feelin on puzzy :blessed:

At that point, I'm like if this bytch is lettin me do all this on the dancefloor. Why don't I take it to the next level. I tell the chick let's go outside to the car. She's like cool. We took 2 shots before we went outside, she tells her friends well be right back.:gladbron: We went to her car and she gave me some of the best dome I have ever got in my life. :ooh:

We both went back in the club and the bytch acted like nothin happend and kept partyin:manny:

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My homie called me one nite and said come over at 11:00pm I got a shot for you. So I get there and he has this chubby white girl over there. I sit on the couch with her and he goes in his room and close the door. Her first question was "what do u like to do for fun"? :shaq: I said "what I'm about to do right now, get naked" I strapped up and went in. When it was over she said she don't normally do this but it takes a lot to get her going. So she was like do u know anybody else whose down? :mjpls: I called my other homie who was across town, man seems like he got there in ten mins. Lol after he got there I walked outside with my other homie while they got busy. After about 15 mins I could here them arguing. I goes in to see what's wrong she was clowning him because he took the rubber off and was beating raw :deadmanny:

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About 15 or so minutes. Met shorty at the stop light, she hopped in my whip and we went to the crib, gave her a cool 5-6 strokes then pieced out never to be seen again.

Next time was about 10-20 minutes. Drunk as shyt so I can't really remember. Met shorty outside the club, got a hotel, gave her a cool 5-6 strokes then pieced out never to be seen again.

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This one night in Tallahassee. Me and my boy walk into this after party around 2:30 in the morning, as soon as we walk in, the chick who's apartment it is (didn't know her) walks by and says "have you guys seen a phone sitting around?". I said "nah, but i'll help you find it, did you check upstairs? :scheme:" we go up to her room, I throw her on the bed, and smash for a hot minute.

Then I stole her 64GB iPod on my way out her crib :win: smh I still feel bad about that

My God

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This one night in Tallahassee. Me and my boy walk into this after party around 2:30 in the morning, as soon as we walk in, the chick who's apartment it is (didn't know her) walks by and says "have you guys seen a phone sitting around?". I said "nah, but i'll help you find it, did you check upstairs? :scheme:" we go up to her room, I throw her on the bed, and smash for a hot minute.

Then I stole her 64GB iPod on my way out her crib :win: smh I still feel bad about that

:wow: I wanna be like you when I grow up.
 

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today first day of class just met shorty we got grouped together talked for like 2 hrs got all playful got into a convo about how expensive books were. she was like yeahh wanna go shopping for books online after class i was like sure laptop was back at her dorm so we go there shes like lemme change real quick (apartment style dorm ) she goes to the bathroom comes back in a sports bra and some tight tiny shorts


im thinking in my head ok she wants the D :troll:

so we just looking and im thinking about how to make a move so i say u smell really nice in a soft seductive voice she was like thank u ... then i was like makes me want to kiss your body "just kidding" u know when u say just kidding when u telling the truth :smugfavre: she goes "so whats stopping u" then i pounced :jawalrus: i dont even remember her name :lolbron:

Feels good when it happens like that :lawd:
 

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imma cut some time off cause i met shortie at her job and couldnt wait til she got off that day so i had to return the next day...but we practically had 1 hour contact time when i hit it
 

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First time meeting was that night, I fukked that night. 2-3 hours:steviej:
 
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