Whats The Funniest Line of All Time?

[987654321]

shoot up your funeral
harlem shake at the wake

Purple haze was full of random funny ass lines lol

“And I don't trust a hoe/
That's mother to baby-mother,
Motherfukker, you look like a lady-lover”

“...And it’s well known, that Rell home/
Yep!... just hit ET up on the cell phone...”

 

[NVious]

Practically any Kool Keith song.

 

[noodles]

“Stage dived..
Made a mistake, kicked F.O.I.” - Redman

FOI is fruit of Islam..the visual is crazy

 

[Smokin Rider]

fukkin penis, how dare you entertain the thought
That you could come out to challenge me in blood talk?
Take a walk jerk, this ain't Levert, Sweat and Johnny Gill

Prodigy

 

[Smokin Rider]

Also the whole Ho song by Ludacris

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Reneé
The girls that shoplift and steal everyday

-Kool Keith, Stop Jockin' Me, The Four Horsemen LP.

Dude dissed LL's track Around the Way Girl....................​

 

[Pete Wrigley]

"But pardon me bytch, as I shyt on your grass
That means ho, you been shytted on
I'm not the first dog that's shytted on your lawn"

Ol' Dirty b*stard

 

[987654321]

“She used to beeeeeeeee, so fine to meeee, now sheeee’s...fat than MUHfukka!..../...(she’s livin’ large)... from elegant to elephant...”

“Parents, I’m not tellin your kids to smoke, you see/ cause if they just say no there’ll be mo fa me...”

“On stage you can boo, you can hiss real loud/
But I'll just pull out my dikk and take a piss in the crowd/
Then I'll smile, take a bow, put down my mic and I'll leave/
Get the money from the promoter, hope it's enough for some weed”



-Devin the dude

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“I’ll take the ‘Wu’ out of tang, and add ‘G-Ray’ it sound better/ I drain more harder then draino, kick you harder than Kano/
Take the life out the living for all 'em suckas who follow/
See tomorrow got more than Arab stockin' in stores/
I take the B out of blow so you can hit him some more...”


-Gansta Blac (playa fly ft. Gangsta Blac -Nobody)


Song is a southern classic, but not knowing if Blac was being clever or just ain’t know how to spell “tanqueray”

 

[TheDarceKnight]

I’ve always liked lil fame on half and half saying “shots will gradually lift that ass up like gravity and turn your body frame into a cavity.”

He says it so confidently too. It’s like no one explained to him how gravity works.

 

[Taadow]

I’ve always liked lil fame on half and half saying “shots will gradually lift that ass up like gravity and turn your body frame into a cavity.”

He says it so confidently too. It’s like no one explained to him how gravity works.

Fizzy Wo is lowkey funny...sometimes I be laughing the same time Billy does on the track.

"I'll kick all y'all ass, with the same pair of boots"

 

[Taadow]

"But pardon me bytch, as I shyt on your grass
That means ho, you been shytted on
I'm not the first dog that's shytted on your lawn"

Ol' Dirty b*stard

I almost quoted the same song:

"You walk around with your bra too tight/
It's aight - YA STILL GON' GET FUCCED TONIGHT!"

 

[Figaro]

"If my girl think I'm loyal then that bytch is a fool..."

 

[TheDarceKnight]

38 Spesh makes me laugh a lot. The Not the Father bar here had me
and the closing bars are funny too

 

[DrexlersFade]

Well open up the door' then, before I start unloadin
On your p*ssy from here and leave it swollen"

Redman Soopaman Luva 3 that second verse is a stand up comedy verse.

 

[TheDarceKnight]

I’m revising my answer. hole song from Phonte about his last day working at a department store straight hilarity the whole way through.