Whats The Funniest Line of All Time?

[I.AM.PIFF]

"Ya ass is fat, ya brain is small
You slap the kids and ya chain is pawned
You look like shyt, you destroying yourself
Heineken for breakfast-ass bytch"

This whole song is hilarious

RIP Sean P

Should be a bunch of his lines in here


https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-brilliant-ignorance-of-sean-price-appreciation-thread.337689/

 

[Tryna Makit]

"nikka Switch up ya flow, ya shyt is garbage. What you tryna kick knowledge?" Funny line yes, but the dismissive way Jay says "fukk outta here" in the adlib gets me Everytime i hear it

 

[x-factor7]

"fukk you, your honor!
Check my persona" - Billy Danze on Ante Up

Dude being respectful and disrespectful at the same time

 

[Chip Skylark]

JAYZ AND BIGGIE SMALLS MAKE YOU shyt YOUR DRAWERS!!!

Bro i love reasonable doubt but that hook is so bad i laugh at it everytime

 

[GambinoMakeItWork]

“Got a.. dime bytch that live in Japan,
black belt, suck dikk, chop bricks with her hand”

RIP Sean P da gawd

 

[Food Mane]

You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"fukked up faces hanging out in romantic places- get the fukk outta here."

 

[OfTheCross]

Gradually I'm taking over your bytch
Coming over your shyt
Got my feet up on you sofas, man
I'm eatin a hostess for my open hand
You coming home to dishes and empty soda cans


She keep beggin' me to hit it raw
So she can have my kids and say it was yours
How foul is she? And you wifed her
Shiiiit, I put the rubber on tighter

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Biggie -she look so good
That gay ass line




He the goat but that was funny

 

[Ty-Fife]

Lowkey Sheek a funny ass nikka bro be having me weak

"I make nikkas scared to come home to they bed"

"40. Cal lift your lil daughter off her sled"

"And Lloyd Banks where the fukk was you at with ya big ass face"

And Sean P too

"I love it when my bytch cook, come home to a hot meal it's not real the bytch can't cook"

 

[Stir Fry]

"Smoke like the hippies did... in the 70's"


...The hippy era was during the 60's

 

[Love Sosa]

“Fat Joe ain’t a Gangsta, he scared to fly” always gets me, especially with how he yells it

 

[Flav]

“I probably sold what you did in a hour
But I won’t get electrocuted taking a shower”



Sheek gave nikkas a whole stand up comedy rap show about G Unit when he was going at them nikkaz.

 

[ThaRealness]

38 Spesh makes me laugh a lot. The Not the Father bar here had me
and the closing bars are funny too

Yup

"These nikkas borrowing the guns they use, not me

I got my own stick like Im bout to come play pool"

That visual kills me

 

[Bruce LeRoy]

"What are you, bytch? A boy or girl? I can't tell 'cause your shyt on the sides is gone, you remind of that monkey looking bytch Grace Jones"