Whats The Funniest Line of All Time?

[OmegaK2099]

"I ain't even big and I size nikkas up Cuz they eyes give em up, look at em and see they butt"

 

[Pop123]

Roc Marc got hundreds of em..

 

[REdefinition]

"bust nuts on your couch now you got

"

 

[Pop123]

“I can count out all my sins in all cash money /
I just pray to god that he don’t let my past haunt me /
Boy you ain’t no menace, just another f@git ass Chauncey”


Boldy James. That shyt caught me madd off guard first time I heard that shyt

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

I'm under your daughter's bed
Hop out like SURPRISE
With the predator gun
-sheek

 

[Juggalo Fred]

"slim anus, yeah right slim anus, I dont get fukked in mine like you two flaming fakkits "

that shyt had me legit LOL

"I know that Slim Anus got to you, only because it was so damn true, when i think of your daugher it makes me sad, shes got a whore for a mama and a bytch ass dad"

 

[Pop123]

“IM NOT A NICE PERSON!!!!” Used to have me weak, . Lowkey DMX was madd funny

 

[drugxglory]

"My son 16 yers old wit nowhere to stay
I told him he wasnt mine and slam the door in his face"

- Bizaree

 

[CrushedGroove]

Bizarre could fill this thread. Just him rapping at all is hilarious because he's horrible.

 

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

 

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

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[987654321]

Slim doo-doo makers stuffed inside pajamas

-UGod

 

[Cladyclad]

“You like the beer Caine dropped in Menace/40 & Broke”

I didn’t not expect such a vicious bar out the gate like that. I legit lol’d

One of the best one liners in a dis ever imo

 

[vernestbrown]

“I aint ever been arrested for nothing domestic, but I aint gonna lie, ill punch a bytch in the eye” - 50 Cent

“Dial the wrong number, ask for Mia and it’s Tonya. Click over, (wassup bytch?) OH HI MAMA!” - Redman

“Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound, like you gimme the cash, you put the hot dog down.” 50 Cent

 

[Blurneed]

Pick a line. The random "budup" by RZA gets me everytime. And why RZA put mad emphasis on his "P" and "B" words mans spitting all over the microphone,