what's the hardest part about peeing?

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

- Not peeing on a full bladder so when you done you can still feel some shyt just being stagnant in ya joint and you gotta force pressure and sprinkle pee for a bit.

- Rolling off a chick after you done smashed and attempting to use her bathroom and you Kamehameha the toilet seat and the corner with a fresh blast of piss and you barely had the energy to get up and piss much less look for cleaning shyt now.

- Having ya bladder just automatically boot up like a generator when you pass the spots you piss in outside 'cause you a dog and done trained yaself to associate certain geographic locations with urinating.

-Tucking ya shyts back in and you ain't shaked off enough or wiped and you can feel the wee spot on the front of your knickers making you feel like less of an adult each time you forget to not make this happen.

Eh.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[African_brehda]

R Kelly jokes huh?

 

[A.V.]

Getting ready to pull your dikk out and let off a fresh stream like in a dream then waking up at the last minute before rushing to the bathroom in the middle of the night

 

[newworldafro]

After you bust a cashew, and the residue inside your urethra sends the trajectory of the urine in an incalculable direction...Trash can, walls, and floor gets sprayed up

 

[Micky Mikey]

having to go everytime i am about to jump into some p*ssy