Beedad
All Star
if i gottta piss in the middle of the night or too early in the morning i always sit to pee.
fukk turning on the light and having to aim.
if i gottta piss in the middle of the night or too early in the morning i always sit to pee.
fukk turning on the light and having to aim.

I HAVE TO DO A HAND-STAND ON THE TOILET TO MAKE THAT WORK, BROTHER!Peeing with morning wood sucks
JUST PISS IN THE BED AND YOUR BODY WILL SOAK UP ABOUT 90% OF THE PISS AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RE-PISS IT WHEN YOU GET UP LATER, BROTHER!The conflict between laying in warm ass bed at 2:00 or getting up to piss.
You know eventually you'll get up, but damn bed is just so comfortable.
The taste

I DO THE TOOTHPASTE TUBE THING TOO, EXCEPT I FOLD MY PENIS FROM THE BOTTOM TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GETS OUT, THEN AFTER ABOUT A MONTH MY dikk IS COMPLETELY FLAT AND I GO BUY A NEW ONE, BROTHER!Dabbing?...
I just kindda squeeze my junk in a downwards motion, from the base to the tip like a tube of toothpaste, once I finish peeing. Then shake and install in back into my bloomers...
And when you finally get up you hit theAnd you lose hella sleep while you deciding

mostly dizziness from all the fear & bleeding plus its too crowded