what's the hardest part about peeing?

[BluntTrauma]

The hardest part is my dikk

 

[Bootzilla]

The taste

HAVING TO PEE AND FART AT THE SAME TIME BUT NOT SURE IF THAT FART HAS SOMETHING SOLID BEHIND IT.

NOTHING WORSE THAT TAKING A shyt AND YOU GOTTA PISS. YOU TUCK YOUR dikk TO TAKE A PISS AND IT FALLS IN THE DAMN WATER.

yelling ass nikka

 

[Mad Good Dro]

When you want to sit down but can't cause you don't want to seem like a bytch

Yall really care about that?

I only piss sitting down when i'm taking a shyt, but i'm secure enough where idgaf bout stuff like that

 

[The Burger King]

Getting the bytch to keep her mouth open. :trillbk2:

 

[GreenGhxst]

When I pee on my hands

 

[ALonelyDad]

Only real men sit down when peeing

 

[IdealMan]

Piss going in two different directions and having to mop afterwards.

 

[RoGethoes]

Having to Step into a public restroom that already smells like S.H.I.T

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Peeing and then all of a sudden sneezing

 

[Kenny WRLD]

Sometimes..the will to get up to pee isn't there

 

[darealvelle]

It's only hard when it stings. Have you dreading the moment you need to take a piss

kidney stones?

 

[Yo Mama]

Having to wake up in the night or early morning to pee. Leaving the comfort and warmth of the bed.

 

[3rdWorld]

I can't piss with people close by..it just won't come out.

 

[GunRanger]

Just when you think you got it all out, and put your dikk back in the pants, those fukking piss driblets come and fukk everything up

 

[Address_Unknown]

- Not peeing on a full bladder so when you done you can still feel some shyt just being stagnant in ya joint and you gotta force pressure and sprinkle pee for a bit.

- Rolling off a chick after you done smashed and attempting to use her bathroom and you Kamehameha the toilet seat and the corner with a fresh blast of piss and you barely had the energy to get up and piss much less look for cleaning shyt now.

- Having ya bladder just automatically boot up like a generator when you pass the spots you piss in outside 'cause you a dog and done trained yaself to associate certain geographic locations with urinating.

-Tucking ya shyts back in and you ain't shaked off enough or wiped and you can feel the wee spot on the front of your knickers making you feel like less of an adult each time you forget to not make this happen.

Eh.