what's the hardest part about peeing?

[Beedad]

if i gottta piss in the middle of the night or too early in the morning i always sit to pee.
fukk turning on the light and having to aim.

 

[morris]

 

[TOAD99]

I can't aim for shyt

The V stream is annoying as fukk. Gets on the floor and seat and then your girl gets mad at you.

Peeing in the morning is a bytch too. fukking pee shoots out like some hydroblaster.

Peeing is harder than it seems

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

this thread is very positive and informative.
so many more problems than i knew of exist around peeing.

be safe brehs...and don't be afraid to pee even if you get dizzy.

 

[AnotherRoute]

The subtle genius of this thread sould be rewarded.

 

[4-Rin]

It's only hard when it stings. Have you dreading the moment you need to take a piss

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Peeing with morning wood sucks

I HAVE TO DO A HAND-STAND ON THE TOILET TO MAKE THAT WORK, BROTHER!

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

The conflict between laying in warm ass bed at 2:00 or getting up to piss.
You know eventually you'll get up, but damn bed is just so comfortable.

JUST PISS IN THE BED AND YOUR BODY WILL SOAK UP ABOUT 90% OF THE PISS AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RE-PISS IT WHEN YOU GET UP LATER, BROTHER!

 

[Ol’Otis]

The taste

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Dabbing?...

I just kindda squeeze my junk in a downwards motion, from the base to the tip like a tube of toothpaste, once I finish peeing. Then shake and install in back into my bloomers...

I DO THE TOOTHPASTE TUBE THING TOO, EXCEPT I FOLD MY PENIS FROM THE BOTTOM TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GETS OUT, THEN AFTER ABOUT A MONTH MY dikk IS COMPLETELY FLAT AND I GO BUY A NEW ONE, BROTHER!

 

[Sauce Dab]

And you lose hella sleep while you deciding

And when you finally get up you hit the

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

mostly dizziness from all the fear & bleeding plus its too crowded

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

mostly dizziness from all the fear & bleeding plus its too crowded

the crowds are the worst.
you never know who is gonna be a freak and try to sneak a peek.

 

[Geek Nasty]

drying my face, but my dikk is glued to my stomach so most of you probably don't have that problem

 

[I'llBeLate4That]

Shaking too hard at the end and making the piss turn white