What's The Most Disrespectful Job Offer You Had?

[Treblemaka]

They offered me $19 an hour over the phone and as me how much I currently make. When I told him his voice was like:





"Well have a good day, let us know if you have any friends qualified for the position.'

 

[King Crimson]

out dranking one night at some bar with this white friend of mine who went to high school with me......

i was in need of a second job on the weekend......and his roomate...some nosey azz wirey gothic looking caucasian broad said she got a position open in her department

she was working with a catering hosting company...and they had the hotels downtown on locked...so she didn't go into detail about the job..i assumed i would be a hostess or one of the well dressed servers in the ballroom where she worked at...i didn't even stress about the pay..i alerady had a decent paying job i just needed some more money on the weekend to help with some debt at the time..

she tells me to come by the hotel around noon tommorow.....

im like cool

i get thier and she comes to door greets me with a smile and says follow me and takes me to the kitchen where it's hot as fukk ain't nothing but black folk up in there looking like sharecroppers

and she hands me a fukking apron and shows me my worksite.....THE FUKKING DISHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man i just shooked my head and walked out and headed to the bar in the lobby and drank like 4 shots of henny while cussing this crakkker azz byatch out in my mind

Bruh, I'm howling. She knew exactly what she was doing. Had your ass in the back with the rest of the help. She set your ass up.

 

[Scholar]

I got one of these "offers".....was already working in college and interviewed with this major lobbyist lawfirm and he talked about the free gym membershipand flexible scheduleand slips in unpaid internship

Me: So you really asking a black man to work for free? We dont do that where im from.

Smug cac: Of course we offer no salarybecause we are providing you with the "opportunity" to put our name on your resume when you graduate
Me:so do you validate my parking or is it the white lady up front?

This is really how it is too

 

[El negrito de tejas]

That's crazy. Completely tried to low ball you, I'm guessing they never called back

Bruh they thought I was willing to just take anything cause I was fresh out of college. I never heard back from them but they kept sending me emails about warehouse jobs.

Its rough out here though. My ex roommate still hasn't found a job that will pay him $15-$16 and he's been in the job market longer than me.
He moved all the way to orlando from houston for a unpaid 6 months internship and when the school won their first bowl game he asked to be hired on permanent.

They looked at him and said they couldn't afford to pay him right now. He had to pack up and move back to houston

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

They offered me $19 an hour over the phone and as me how much I currently make. When I told him his voice was like:





"Well have a good day, let us know if you have any friends qualified for the position.'

Wtf 19/hr is good money how much you making now?

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

out dranking one night at some bar with this white friend of mine who went to high school with me......

i was in need of a second job on the weekend......and his roomate...some nosey azz wirey gothic looking caucasian broad said she got a position open in her department

she was working with a catering hosting company...and they had the hotels downtown on locked...so she didn't go into detail about the job..i assumed i would be a hostess or one of the well dressed servers in the ballroom where she worked at...i didn't even stress about the pay..i alerady had a decent paying job i just needed some more money on the weekend to help with some debt at the time..

she tells me to come by the hotel around noon tommorow.....

im like cool

i get thier and she comes to door greets me with a smile and says follow me and takes me to the kitchen where it's hot as fukk ain't nothing but black folk up in there looking like sharecroppers

and she hands me a fukking apron and shows me my worksite.....THE FUKKING DISHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man i just shooked my head and walked out and headed to the bar in the lobby and drank like 4 shots of henny while cussing this crakkker azz byatch out in my mind

Never go to an interview without knowing the duties of a job
I wasted too much time by goingo craigslist scams

 

[cjlaw93]

Walmart

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

One job while I was in grad school had a paper test.

One of the questions said "What is 7 x 7?"

I was insulted and instantly felt overqualified.

 

[Treblemaka]

Wtf 19/hr is good money how much you making now?

For my skill set $35 is considered very low (that's not what I make)

I'm in IT.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Kirby Vacuums

 

[Snorkeljabber]

When I first graduated, I got an offer for a call centre job for an insurance company.

First off, it clearly says on my CV that I graduated in Maths and they still offered me a call centre job. Secondly, the job was £18k a year

I didn't even pretend to be interested when the agency called me.

Where did you graduate from breh?

 

[SheWantTheD]

a male stripper


I've had sex with so many

what's yo body count?

 

[Ol’Otis]

Kirby Vacuums

I used to work for them too breh

 

[Ol’Otis]

what's yo body count?

A good Harlem stripper never tells

 

[SheWantTheD]

A good Harlem stripper never tells

Why not? Are you a woman?