What's the most embarrassing sexual experience you ever had?
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Laidbackman
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I gotta go with three.
1) I told this several times, but I got drunk one night, and let this hippo get on top, and got some of the wind smashed outta me, plus got my foreskin stretched back
2) One time a girl pissed, instead of having an orgasm
3) The three below were with the same girl:
a) This was more humiliating to me. One time while I was hitting this short girl from the back, I finally got her to open up all the way, and get wet all the way at the same time. But I caught a cramp, and had to stop. Being the kind of girl she was, who always disappointed me, she didn't wanna go anymore for the rest of the night.
b) These last two were more embarrassing for her. I forgot how petite this girl really was, and squeezed her too tight one night, and she farted
c) One time when I spanked her over her crib, she got up in the middle of the night, snuck to her bathroom, and took a quick dump. Her exhaust-fan must have been broke, because when she came out, that restroom was lit...for such a short girl
. The embarrassing part was, we met eyes as soon as she came back thru her bedroom door. Her face suddenly turned 
. Either that doo doo was extra funky, or my nose was extra sensitive because it was in the middle of the night 
1) I told this several times, but I got drunk one night, and let this hippo get on top, and got some of the wind smashed outta me, plus got my foreskin stretched back
2) One time a girl pissed, instead of having an orgasm
3) The three below were with the same girl:
a) This was more humiliating to me. One time while I was hitting this short girl from the back, I finally got her to open up all the way, and get wet all the way at the same time. But I caught a cramp, and had to stop. Being the kind of girl she was, who always disappointed me, she didn't wanna go anymore for the rest of the night.
b) These last two were more embarrassing for her. I forgot how petite this girl really was, and squeezed her too tight one night, and she farted
c) One time when I spanked her over her crib, she got up in the middle of the night, snuck to her bathroom, and took a quick dump. Her exhaust-fan must have been broke, because when she came out, that restroom was lit...for such a short girl
. The embarrassing part was, we met eyes as soon as she came back thru her bedroom door. Her face suddenly turned . Either that doo doo was extra funky, or my nose was extra sensitive because it was in the middle of the night
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ApolloStark
All Star
Aight obviously y'all didn't know wtf I meant by the OP so fukk it here y'all go
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Was messing with a beautiful chocolate thick big booty girl. First time I took the panties off I smelled piss. I figured she must have just gone. No biggie. Second time I took the panties off It smelled pissy again. Girl was gorgeous but I went limp noodle, wasn't feeling the hygiene.
Busted_Toes
Veteran
stop lyin, you like men. fakkit.
That’s really not that bad. bytches be smelling my boy had a story similar but she didn’t smell that bad but when she got up he saw toilet paper hanging out her ass lmaoAight obviously y'all didn't know wtf I meant by the OP so fukk it here y'all go
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Mirin4rmfar
Superstar
lol couldn't get it up with my girl twice I ran to the doc to see what was going on but he said it was all in my head which it was.
went a couple stroke with this big booty chick and nutted so quick
I felt so ashame....p*ssy was sooo goood 
I ran to the doc to see what was going on but he said it was all in my head which it was.went a couple stroke with this big booty chick and nutted so quick
I felt so ashame....p*ssy was sooo goood 