What's the most embarrassing sexual experience you ever had?

[Studious one]

Went to hit this college chick that lived in a dorm. Bad little thick chocolate piece. I walk into her quad and her girls are chilling watching TV and making tea and toast. They all look up and wave and give me the look over cause I was a young fly nikka. Me and the chick go in her room and I ain’t gonna lie I busted in about 15 strokes.

As I was walking out the door I heard one of the girls whisper damn y’all done already??!!

I’m not even sure if I lasted longer than the tea kettle.

 

[jj23]

Ate her ass, she involuntarily farted right in my mouth



If OP spat it out, he prolly wouldn't be ashamed in the first place

Double entendre, don't ask me how

 

[acri1]

Couldn't get it up my first time

It was pretty much entirely due to anxiety

 

[Pete Wrigley]

Was going through a rough break up and tried to smash a rebound but couldn't get it up.

Too depressed brehs

 

[skokiaan]

Years ago, young breh that didn't give a fine fukk..girl whose friend I was tryna smash picked me up and we went on a night out with a promise all her friends would be there.

We get to the club, everyone is there its all happy days. But a young breh gets drunk and started being greedy..forgot the whole point of going out that night and starting chopping it up with this pawg and spending more time with her etc.

Went over to my target and got the ..didn't mind

..went back to my pawg and ended up at her house. Smashed in the shower, pulled out instead of nutting on her ass i gave her a golden shower (was that drunk). After the shower, she might have took it as me being a deviant, got her flatmate to join us in bed..two pawgs me in the middle and my dikk was .

That walk of shame leaving they house in the morning with none of them even letting me out the door.

 

[AngryBaby]

used to fukk a white girl who I knew was racist

I'd actually still do this to prove a point lol

anyway mine is...probably a time I gave wack sex (I was still kinda...learning lol) and the girl basically told me it was wack lol. I was like "yeah I know". and it wasn't like a fukk buddy or anything, she ghosted after for sure lol

but alas you bang enough, and you can look back at those days as the "less skillful days" lol

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Started undressing a chick ... had pubes down to her knees. Her panties were yellow and had some hard crust on the crotch area. Made up some lame excuse, got tf out if there. She started gay rumours about me.

 

[ApolloStark]

Op get back in here and stop stalling. nikka waiting for a drumroll and shyt

 

[BBG]

Op get back in here and stop stalling. nikka waiting for a drumroll and shyt

ngl I pussied out and was hoping this thread would just ride off into the sunset unnoticed. Made a 4 minute voice note and everything but it's just too embarrassing lmao

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Didn't make me not wanna have sex with her again but this is funny.
I was grinding like 80 hrs a week, working towards a goal for like 2 months.
During that time a shorty I knew came through on my one day off.
As I was hitting missionary in my mind I am like" I am about to pin her legs down."
Pinned them down and tried to do a move like I was doing push-ups and caught a thhat cramp in your leg when it feels like a can't bend it.
I scream and jumped out lol
Ol girl laughed like her ass off.
We both laughed until my leg got back right and continued.

 

[ViShawn]

Not embarrassing but funny. I cooked earlier with peppers and didn't wash my hands when I had sex with my ex. Somehow we got pepper residue on our private parts and..yeah we had to stop

 

[BBG]

Aight obviously y'all didn't know wtf I meant by the OP so fukk it here y'all go

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[Roger king]

As soon as i cum i come to my senses

 

[Family Lives Matter]

None
One time when I was like 19 I was fukking a girl in my car and I nutted in 1 minute told her I had a leg cramp pulled out and drove her home for 20 minutes with a condom on because I didn't want her to know I nutted so quick.

I love that story

fukked a fat chick

Character building

Nearly passed out in the shower when I pulled out and saw blood on me because I fukked a bytch and she started her period

I don't run reds learnt from the experience

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Many moons ago.

Dark-haired pawg, pale skin. A little chubby like one of those old school Rembrandt paintings. Farm girl body with thick legs and booty.

Went to her crib and smashed 4x. I came within 5 minutes each time. Like she had a hotbox...really squishy, warm. No matter what I did, couldn't hold back. Puzzy is puzzy but that shyt was .

I was embarrassed as fukk but she was so proud of her puzzy and liked our foreplay. It's like when a girl tells you how awesome your dikk is and really means it...she had that pride in her puzz. Balls were drained.