What's the most embarrassing sexual experience you ever had?

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The sugar walls were feeling so good I legit saw myself doing the
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It was a joke!
Okay now we getting somewhere. Pretty shameful but I can at least see how it happened. Hate you had to go through that breh I hope you don't talk to that trifling bytch nomo

I ghosted her after one last, undignified encounter after that :myman:

used to fukk a white girl who I knew was racist :francis:
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The fart while you were eating her ass was just the butthole complimenting you for doing a good job. This nikka got discouraged after a compliment :skip:
I'm bad at accepting compliments, low self esteem or whatever they call it
 

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Went to the island in South Texas for a night out. I used to serve a lil back in the day, nothing crazy. QPs and up.

One of my clients I went to high school with had a baby momma he lived with. I’d be at his house twice a week. Never paid attention to her.
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She sees me at the bar and was hounding me. It was sad. I couldn’t get her off me. A few drinks later, I’m trying to leave and she follows me. I gave in.
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We drank some more at my spot. I guess I was sloppy. I beat and hit the wrong hole. Condom was
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smell lasted two days in my room.
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I think she used me as revenge. I still served him for another six months. He never mentioned it. I heard about it from a mutual friend she told him. I respected him more after that.
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First time. Never been down that dark path since.
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was so hammered and she was a big ole girl and was riding (think kermit/ms piggy proportions) and my whole bed was shaking and I ended up vomiting on her, had to get her off me while still projectile vomiting

ended up ugly crying in the shower after i had vomited all over it :why: ended up with her roommate

we still dont speak
 
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Went to hit this college chick that lived in a dorm. Bad little thick chocolate piece. I walk into her quad and her girls are chilling watching TV and making tea and toast. They all look up and wave and give me the look over cause I was a young fly nikka. Me and the chick go in her room and I ain’t gonna lie I busted in about 15 strokes.

As I was walking out the door I heard one of the girls whisper damn y’all done already??!!

I’m not even sure if I lasted longer than the tea kettle.

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Went to hit this college chick that lived in a dorm. Bad little thick chocolate piece. I walk into her quad and her girls are chilling watching TV and making tea and toast. They all look up and wave and give me the look over cause I was a young fly nikka. Me and the chick go in her room and I ain’t gonna lie I busted in about 15 strokes.

As I was walking out the door I heard one of the girls whisper damn y’all done already??!!

I’m not even sure if I lasted longer than the tea kettle.

:sadcam:
Clearly didn't read the OP and you played yourself by not just hanging out in her room a lil while afterwards, what a failure
 

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Started undressing a chick ... had pubes down to her knees. Her panties were yellow and had some hard crust on the crotch area. Made up some lame excuse, got tf out if there. She started gay rumours about me.
 
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