What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?

[yardman]

For me it's a tie between these 3 things:

1. I got my ass whooped by my moms in front of the whole school during recess(I just saw my mom walking through the sea of kids and I thought she was gonna bring me something I left at home or some shyt, but nah My teacher told her I was acting up in class)

2. After gym I went to lunch. I was a lil funky plus I forgot to put on deodarant(I was in rush I was late for school I ain't tryna get detention) So I'm funkier than bytch going in there. So this fat bytch named Jeanette started singing this tune "soap and water, soap, soap and water" then the whole lunchroom started singing that shyt. Even my nikka Terrell sung that shyt


3. I was taking the E train home from school and I was trying to hold this fart in. I told this nikka Gus(friend of mine) he asked why I looked so stiff the whole train ride. He started cracking up when I told em. This nikka decked me in the stomach and I let that shyt go. Literally the whole train car was looking at me. This one woman in a hijab kept the face the whole train ride.

 

[Princess Coco]

The floors at my school were just polished and I ended up slipping 5 time within a minute in front of 100s of people... My life is filled with embarrassing moments

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

I dont remember I suppressed those memories

 

[Princess Coco]

I dont remember I suppressed those memories

I need to do that too, I replay my embarrasing moments in my head daily

 

[Vandelay]

Got caught wacking off

 

[At30wecashout]

Ive never been embarrassed past the age of like 7...i can always find humor in some shyt.

The closest might have been the senior vs faculty game in high school where I took my 5'6 150lb frame up against a 6'7, 280+lb former collegiate athlete in basketball. Nobody wanted to guard him so I did. He palmed my head anytime I got on himHearing the entire freshman -senior class laugh and stand to clap whilethis guy has his hand wrapped around my face was not the shining moment I thought I would have. I. Made 5 rebounds in the 3 minutes I was on the court, but the entire fukking team kept screaming for me to pass, even when I had open looks. I was trying to get my shyt off, word to @Buckeye Fever , to show them that I should have been on the squad. Everything that took place that game solidified their not calling on my to bring my talents to the team.

 

[str8up]

Yeah I don't remember anything, probably for the best though

 

[Malik1time]

I farted in church and it smelled terrible ...people around me knew it was me

I never sweated so much in my life like when I took off my vest my entire shirt was wet

 

[flea]

I fell running to the bus stop in 3rd grade. Everyone laughed. I yelled "I hate ya'll!" which got more laughter

 

[namastehomie]

1. I was in class, it was the period before lunch. The class was reaaaal quiet because we were doing a reading assignment. My pencil dropped, so I bent over to pick it up. A loud fart slipped out of my behind. Everybody, the teacher included, looked at me and started laughing. The worst part is, I got up to run out of the class, but while I was in the doorway, I cursed everybody out for laughing at me. In hindsight...how I gon fart up the classroom and expect nobody to laugh? Smh. The bell rang soon after and I knew that was gonna be the lunch time gossip. I had to be nice to everybody after the so they would stop laughing at me.

2. Here's another fart story... My ex and I were drifting to sleep after messing around for awhile. We were all cuddled up and stuff. I was nearly asleep when my own fart woke me up. I knew he probably heard it or felt it, so i had to call his name and be like, "___, I just farted on you. I'm sorry." I was too embarrassed y'all.

3. One more fart story... So I was having sex with this guys right. Doggy style. We were going real wild and rough cause I got a fat ass and he just loved to go ham back there. I felt a fart coming, so I tried to slow things down for awhile. But he kept on spanking my ass and making my cheeks jiggle and thrusting into me and stuff like that. I wanted to stop for sec so that I could hold the fart in until it faded away, but how I was gonna explain that? He was having a good time so I knew he wasn't about to let me go dead fish on him. But then, the need to fart went away instantly (while he was still going wild on me). And it only goes away like that after you let it out. So I think I farted on him. I really couldn't tell because there was already lots of action and sounds going on back there. I was too embarrassed to ask afterwards, so now, I still don't know if I let loose on him and he makes fun of me to his friends.

#fartchronicles

 

[Ronald McDonald]

was doing a presentation for my human communications class. was going to show a clip from family guy that i thought was a perfect example of my topic, except it wouldnt play so i tried to explain what happened in the video instead and just came off sounding/looking dumb

the pawgs in the class were literally, actively giving me the while i was stuttering through my explanation

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Ive never been embarrassed past the age of like 7...i can always find humor in some shyt.

The closest might have been the senior vs faculty game in high school where I took my 5'6 150lb frame up against a 6'7, 280+lb former collegiate athlete in basketball. Nobody wanted to guard him so I did. He palmed my head anytime I got on himHearing the entire freshman -senior class laugh and stand to clap whilethis guy has his hand wrapped around my face was not the shining moment I thought I would have. I. Made 5 rebounds in the 3 minutes I was on the court, but the entire fukking team kept screaming for me to pass, even when I had open looks. I was trying to get my shyt off, word to @Buckeye Fever , to show them that I should have been on the squad. Everything that took place that game solidified their not calling on my to bring my talents to the team.

i relate to this shyt so much.

Our high school coach was also our gym teacher. Everytime we play hoops in gym class, i tried to show that i shoulda been on the team. I was takin charges, diving for loose balls, making crisp passes, etc. He just didnt care

 

[At30wecashout]

i relate to this shyt so much.

Our high school coach was also our gym teacher. Everytime we play hoops in gym class, i tried to show that i shoulda been on the team. I was takin charges, diving for loose balls, making crisp passes, etc. He just didnt care

Man, i was trying to get my Spud Webb on anytime we stepped onto the court for any reason.

You know in the movies when the future-star player enters the empty gym and stares resolutely into the rafters, and even imagines the audience calling his name while he is having the game of his life, and his moment is interrupted by some fine Vanessa Williams type sista who is either his mother or his future love interest?

I had those superstar moments everytime I picked up the rockCept my mama wasnt there, there was no fine sista letting me smash after games, and the audience poked fun at me for my shoe coming off on a fastbreak. :blacknerdlost:I switched to the Chess team and still ate L's of similar caliber. I really shoulda committed that after graduation.

 

[Unknown Poster]

I dont remember I suppressed those memories

This.