Whats the most iconic struggle bar?

[boskey]

I be seeing shyt that ain't it ain't there
But I be seein shyt, I be in places without even bein seen there
But be seen in places without even bein there

Silkk the Shocker on I Feel Always Like

The song is about paranoia and all but it’s a pretty funny (bad) series of bars.

lol the delivery was trash of course but those bars could be fire if someone else said it IMO

 

[neph27]

This bar is questionable no matter how you chose to interpret it

Like, does Drake like thick because of horses??? This nikka wanna fukk horses? Do horse's leg's make him go ????

Or does like thick women cuz he was checking out his aunt's yams on the horse???

And even if it's just some weird abstract wordplay, why does his aunt riding horses come to mind when thinking about thick women???????

if you think out all the possible combinations, go down every alleyway , really think about all possible permutations of what he could mean

it still ends up

 

[FunkDoc1112]

if you think out all the possible combinations, go down every alleyway , really think about all possible permutations of what he could mean

it still ends up

The most reasonable one is that his aunt riding horses meant he was around a lot of women who ride horses and they're usually thick

But none of that context is there so again...why is his aunt the only thing that comes up? If that's what he meant why not say "Cuz those girls who rode equestrian" And then the follow up line makes it worse

"I used to go to the stables and get them kids to bet me
And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me"

So not only is it a terrible mixed metaphor but it makes him sound like he wants to fukk horses!!!

 

[Tom Foolery]

Like Sam i can sell.

Tell him catch up like mayonnaise

 

[Sad Bunny]

I never land like Michael jacksons house

 

[Cadillac]

Any bars with shyt reference

I got 10 bathrooms, I can shyt all day - Wayne

Yes I'm the shyt, tell me I do I stink - Asap Rocky

She let it go to her head, no not my Aria
The height of her shopping was writers blocking me
I couldn't get my shyt out any way, I hope you die Aria - Kanye

Cole is the king of shytty shyt punchlines

Dude has like 1 of them for every years been on earth, thats how much he has

Him and Wayne on who is worst would make for a funny thread

 

[Mike the Executioner]

So forget Oreos, eat Cool J cookies!

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

To me that exposes how fraudulent he was. I ain't mad at it and I like that album a lot. But I always thought Game acting like he was some master student of Dre his entire life was some bullshyt.

Anyone that listened to 2001 heavily has mad memories from their life at that time. That dropped right before the new millennium. I remember getting it around the holidays in '99.

Game should know better.

i always thought it was cause he was in a coma

like the album dropped, then he went into the coma, then he woke up in 2001 after two years in a coma

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

"now my game is tight, tight as fukk is my game"
eazy this really the best you got

 

[darius19]

I’m eatin in Rome while you eatin Roman noodles

 

[darius19]

I fill her up...balloons!

 

[M4T]

In the club like Sam

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

I'm flyer than an ostrich

 

[holidayinn21]

"She told me what she was in school for
She wants to be a lawyer
In other words shorty studies law"

 

[Born2BKing]

dear mr. toilet i'm the shyt

God that was a awful bar but nikkas swore it wasn't at the time.