What's the Most "Out Of the Way" You've Ever Went To Get At A Broad
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CACarot
Where is Princess Fajita
Bad chick from college I been wanting to smash for like 2 was at a party randomly. When I saw her she must have been in a rare horny mood cause she was like I'm taking you home with me 
. She takes me to her hood apartment in atlanta off metropolitan. I'm thinking we about to get it in , im checking my wallet for a condom I keep for pop off situations like these, feeling around throwing debit and credit cards out searching for it only to be like.
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She was not letting me hit raw, so she said im a take a shower and you figure something out by the time I get out. I head our her front door into the hood at like 1 in the monring. I see some dude driving and I stop him and tell him my p*ssy plea story. I'm like can you gvie a fellow man a ride to the gas station, you gotta feel my plight breh.I'm like I swear i'm not trying to rob you or anything. I swore he was going to hit me with the
. But dude was like
"Get in". He takes me to the gas station, I grab the rubbas and dude waits for me outside like a taxi. dropped me back off and I gave him nothing for his troubles, I offered to buy somethign from the gas station but he was like nah. Dude held me down on that gas ride.
In hidsight I was tipsy as hell , would have been wandering the streets like
. Glad dude didnt rob me , or kidnap me, or try to turn me into a sodomite. It could have really turned out ugly for me but I survived. Now that I think back on it tho, Why didnt that b1tch just give me her car keys to pick up some rubbers ?
. She takes me to her hood apartment in atlanta off metropolitan. I'm thinking we about to get it in , im checking my wallet for a condom I keep for pop off situations like these, feeling around throwing debit and credit cards out searching for it only to be like.
She was not letting me hit raw, so she said im a take a shower and you figure something out by the time I get out. I head our her front door into the hood at like 1 in the monring. I see some dude driving and I stop him and tell him my p*ssy plea story. I'm like can you gvie a fellow man a ride to the gas station, you gotta feel my plight breh.I'm like I swear i'm not trying to rob you or anything. I swore he was going to hit me with the
In hidsight I was tipsy as hell , would have been wandering the streets like
Bad chick from college I been wanting to smash for like 2 was at a party randomly. When I saw her she must have been in a rare horny mood cause she was like I'm taking you home with me.
She was not letting me hit raw, so she said im a take a shower and you figure something out by the time I get out. I head our her front door into the hood at like 1 in the monring. I see some dude driving and I stop him and tell him my p*ssy plea story. I'm like can you gvie a fellow man a ride to the gas station, you gotta feel my plight breh.I'm like I swear i'm not trying to rob you or anything. I swore he was going to hit me with the. But dude was like"Get in". He takes me to the gas station, I grab the rubbas and dude waits for me outside like a taxi. dropped me back off and I gave him nothing for his troubles, I offered to buy somethign from the gas station but he was like nah. Dude held me down on that gas ride.
In hidsight I was tipsy as hell , would have been wandering the streets like. Glad dude didnt rob me , or kidnap me, or try to turn me into a sodomite. It could have really turned out ugly for me but I survived. Now that I think back on it tho, Why didnt that b1tch just give me her car keys to pick up some rubbers ?
you should have given homie a $20 for the assistmortuus est
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damn, i dont have any stories
CACarot
Where is Princess Fajita
I would have but no cash.
PhonZhi
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Thank God for 'Tinder'
That Puff gif got me dying. Reminds me of people complaining about him being the main person on screen in another artist video.
