What's the Most "Out Of the Way" You've Ever Went To Get At A Broad

[AITheAnswerAI]

That's funny you post this thread because I just saw this girl walking around my apartments in her panties. She was bad too

Then earlier today I saw this chick in booty shorts and some amazing fukking legs and a poppin ass

I didn't approach the first one because I was walking from my car with a big bag of popeyes...and the second one I was already inside chiiling and happened to look out and see that bytch.

 

[Kenny West]

I banged a U to try and bag this chick walking to the bus stop but got closer and lost my nerve when I saw her face. She wasn't a duck but I really went out my way and it probably did look like a creeper move . I probably can't bag chicks while driving till I get a super fly ass whip

but idk I feel like I shouldn't go after a chick if it requires that I "follow" or do too much first....just doesn't seem like a good look.

 

[Colilluminati]

train ticket tho

It wasn't even like a Amtrak.

I went to a bbq for a graduation like 5 years ago. The girl who graduated had brought some of her friends from Norte Dame. I met a bytch who said she was Egyptian from Virginia. Man she was bad. We smoking and everyone having a good time and I'm flirting extra heavy.We start kissing and she asks me if I want a Tylenol 4 I never heard of them only 3. That's what they face my girl after birth. So I tell her I'm cool and the whole mood changes. I say fukk it I'll pop half, but not here cause I sleep here. I tell her let's get a room. It was like 6:30 and she just laughed it off. She told me to get on the train with her back to Notre Dame. At the time me and my bm was broken up and I said fukk it. I tried to tell her I could drive there, but she said no cause we was both fukked up. I drove to the train station we smoked and popped the pill. I popped the whole thang breh. The train ride was prolly like 2.5 hours and I never said a word. Her girl picked us up from the train station and took us to her crib. I never went to college and didn't know 7 people stayed in one house. I was nervous and just fell asleep.

 

[BocaRear]

It wasn't even like a Amtrak.

I went to a bbq for a graduation like 5 years ago. The girl who graduated had brought some of her friends from Norte Dame. I met a bytch who said she was Egyptian from Virginia. Man she was bad. We smoking and everyone having a good time and I'm flirting extra heavy.We start kissing and she asks me if I want a Tylenol 4 I never heard of them only 3. That's what they face my girl after birth. So I tell her I'm cool and the whole mood changes. I say fukk it I'll pop half, but not here cause I sleep here. I tell her let's get a room. It was like 6:30 and she just laughed it off. She told me to get on the train with her back to Notre Dame. At the time me and my bm was broken up and I said fukk it. I tried to tell her I could drive there, but she said no cause we was both fukked up. I drove to the train station we smoked and popped the pill. I popped the whole thang breh. The train ride was prolly like 2.5 hours and I never said a word. Her girl picked us up from the train station and took us to her crib. I never went to college and didn't know 7 people stayed in one house. I was nervous and just fell asleep.

all that & you fell asleep at the gurl's crib ,

my man went on a train for 2.5 hours too

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was she really egyptian btw?

 

[Ohene]

Gotdamn, this about to bring up some stories

To get a second look at a female, I went as far as jumping off the bus 8 stops before mine.

I had to call my mama to come get me, and she ain't give up the number

lol i do this shyt but ONLY for a maximum of two bus stops and thats if I got my transfer still. Otherwise its one bus stop The problem is my neighbourhood has no bytches but the one one block south of mine stays having hoes. Sometimes I have no choice.

I'm damn near a stalker, I have no problem walking past my house or speedwalking up to a chick if I see a chick I'm tryna holla at.
One of my homies has said that he once sat in a class that wasnt his in school.

I've also gotten up out a certain library earlier than planned to holla at a chick I've seen left (only to sit down in another library).

Once I walked past a girl I used to see back when she was a freshman and I worked at the food court on campus...two years later I saw her in a basement of one of the buildings and thought she might end up walking towards my class. I sat on a bench and waited for her to come through and she did. I palyed that one good...girl damn near fell in love with me after a couple weeks.

This next one I was probably still drunk from the night before...I did it mainly outta boredom though. I woke up tipsy and bussed to McDonalds on a school weekend morning to relieve my buzz. Went on the bus back home and I see this fly light skin chick get on the bus I told myself she is probably getting off at my university so even though I had work around 1PM and wanted to get a good nap before I might have to get off and try to bag. Low and behold she did and at first I was gonna say fuggit but then I was like fukk it lets try something. So I tried to talk to it but she wasnt really having it I guess cause mid convo this bytch disappears for a drink at the water fountain . I took the L and acted as if I didnt notice and kept walking. Then I see this bytch getting in the elevator and decided I was gonna try one more time. bytch said something snide and ppl in the elevator had these t shirts from a fashion show she was designing for. Thats when she told me why she was at my school (the fashion show prep). I googled the name of the fashion show...saw her name on the flyer (it was a Ghanaian last name ) and tried to add that FB . I was on some all or nothing shyt. No dignity.

 

[Ricky Church]

True story.

I prentended to be Muslim for more than 6 months to date this lil Bangladesh girl... Never got the p*ssy, just anal and blow jobs.

at least you got SOMETHING outta the whole ordeal.

*edit* she did have a real p*ssy tho?...right?

 

[Colilluminati]

all that & you fell asleep at the gurl's crib ,

my man went on a train for 2.5 hours too

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was she really egyptian btw?

Yea.I went to sleep because there was like 5 girls in the.house and like 4 nikkas and she had a roommate and her nikka was there. Boxes everywhere. It was just uncomfortable. I seen her like 5 times since then and we still smoke and it's all love.

 

[BocaRear]

Yea.I went to sleep because there was like 5 girls in the.house and like 4 nikkas and she had a roommate and her nikka was there. Boxes everywhere. It was just uncomfortable. I seen her like 5 times since then and we still smoke and it's all love.

not a complete L

 

[no.]

Once a guy, who I went out with just twice and then ignored his messages for a week, asked a classmate of mine my address and ended up on the gate of my building, the doorman called my apartment asking if I wanted to let him come up, I was like naaaaah

Oh, and I have another story, a more recent one. This one was a total stranger, who had just finished climbing down the stairs when I started going up, well, he turned right back around on the spot and started climbing back up after me, saying hi. I was like, didn't you have things to do on that floor though?

 

[Dank Hill]

Lol at these stories. I got nothing dramatic, but in my younger days i saw one at the bus stop and tried to circle around in my whip on some james bond shyt and ended up curb checking my shyt. I did not get the digits

 

[mcellas]

Changed my major just so I can get a class with her ended up going well

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

That's funny you post this thread because I just saw this girl walking around my apartments in her panties. She was bad too

Then earlier today I saw this chick in booty shorts and some amazing fukking legs and a poppin ass

I didn't approach the first one because I was walking from my car with a big bag of popeyes...and the second one I was already inside chiiling and happened to look out and see that bytch.

Do you live at the Bunny Ranch or something?

 

[PhonZhi]

I banged a U to try and bag this chick walking to the bus stop but got closer and lost my nerve when I saw her face. She wasn't a duck but I really went out my way and it probably did look like a creeper move . I probably can't bag chicks while driving till I get a super fly ass whip

but idk I feel like I shouldn't go after a chick if it requires that I "follow" or do too much first....just doesn't seem like a good look.

YOLO

 

[PhonZhi]

Once a guy, who I went out with just twice and then ignored his messages for a week, asked a classmate of mine my address and ended up on the gate of my building, the doorman called my apartment asking if I wanted to let him come up, I was like naaaaah

Oh, and I have another story, a more recent one. This one was a total stranger, who had just finished climbing down the stairs when I started going up, well, he turned right back around on the spot and started climbing back up after me, saying hi. I was like, didn't you have things to do on that floor though?

Where did ol boy go wrong after 2 dates?? Was he too.....








































Nice??

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Do you live at the Bunny Ranch or something?

No but about 5 min away from a major university campus