What's the most you ever did to get laid?

[joeychizzle]

I once cycled an entire hour in the cold to smash this thot she didn't even have the damn heating on
talking about summer tyres in this weather

I also once considered hopping on a 3 hour flight to Thailand to meet someone I went to university with.

Could've smashed on a piff beach but the post nut clarity would've kicked in heavy.

I did take a 4 hour train trip to a neighbouring city to smash this alcoholic pawg.. but she stank of vodka


What's some epic/outrageous/borderline mental shyt you've done in the name of thirst?

 

[wickedsm]

This could be good

 

[The 2020 New Member]

 

[joeychizzle]

This could be good

share your experiences

 

[Rue]

How about marrying me just to smash, because im not about that sex before marriage life i politely declined though

 

[MillionMills]

Drove 10 minutes

 

[The 2020 New Member]

share your experiences

mines too gay

 

[Swirv]

Stayed up all night waiting for my breh to fall asleep to smash this girl. She said whoever could stay up longer can hit

My man was knocked with his mouth open laying in the other bed while we were doing it. Threw her thong on his face too lol

 

[ciubaca]

watch first 2 seasons of sex and the city. stalking their fb page to see what they are into to pretend like a give a fukk ....

 

[SmallWars]

Took a class cause I knew she would be in it. Did this for the next 2 semesters as well, still holding on to The Dream.

Well...

I didn't even hit and she got engaged to some nikka who lived in another state.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Before I knew any better I drove from NJ to Pittsburgh for some internet p*ssy. The drive took me 5 hours. When I got there the chic didn't look like the pics but she had ass. Long story short, I got a hotel room for the night got and invited the chic over. She got there , we drank etc. and we was kissing and dry humping in the bed then she told me she on her period. I eventually fukked her while she on her period and drove her back home but before we did that we had to drive to get her baby from the baby daddy's house.

 

[VegasCAC]

Put on a condom

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

3 hour greyhound ride

 

[princeofhaiti]

Before I knew any better I drove from NJ to Pittsburgh for some internet p*ssy. The drive took me 5 hours. When I got there the chic didn't look like the pics but she had ass. Long story short, the got a hotel room for the night got and invited the chic over. She got there , we drank etc. and we was kissing and dry humping in the bed then she told me she on her period. I eventually fukked her while she on her period and drove her back home but before we did that we had to drive to get her baby from the baby daddy's house.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Stayed up all night waiting for my breh to fall asleep to smash this girl. She said whoever could stay up longer can hit

My man was knocked with his mouth open laying in the other bed while we were doing it. Threw her thong on his face too lol

That is one filthy bytch....bytches out here playing survivor with their p*ssy now smh

I would hate I see what she looked like too