What's the most you ever did to get laid?

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2 Up 2 Down said:
Wasn't much, just that she was acting hesitant cause she was in a relationship and we were friends for sometime. So to cut the time short I offered some money. Best believe I put in a good 2 hour fukk session.
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How Much? :lupe:
 
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PaperEnterprise said:
met a bytch on POF...we exchanged numbers and spoke for a day or so...she told me I have a boyfriend lol...so I left it alone...

Few days later, knowing her entire story about how she was stressing for cash and had bills piling up...i hit her up from THE SAME NUMBER and told her I was someone else lol...she said she didn't remember me or the number I'm texting from...

since I knew her situation, I pretended to be some big shot habibi millionaire and she got on the first train from bk to queens...on the phone she was telling me how she is looking for a good man with money cause she is stressed so I was like how much you need...she said 1500, I then stated that ain't shyt...i'll cut you a check for 5,000 HAHA

she shows up, nice looking red bone...big titties but spoke like a true thot...she gets to the train station and calls me to pick her up...i made her wait an hour or so at burger king lol...i finally pick her up and she said "ain't all ya arabs be married, lemme see your hands to make sure you ain't got a ring on"

i took her straight to the telly and told her that after the deed is done she can go see my accountant in manhattan and pick up her check...i called my boy and put him on speaker phone and told him yo i'm sending so and so over to you to pick up 5000 (my boy sounded so fukking confused, he had no idea what was goin on)

she sucked my dikk balls and all for an hour or so...said she on her period HAHA...i didn't care. i dropped her to the train station and an hour later she calls me saying hey i'm by 34th st, what is your accountants address...after a few missed calls she realized she got out smarted LOL and left me a not so pleasant message.

Felt great at that time to get my dikk sucked and cum in her mouth, the today me wouldn't bother at all if a chick rejected me. The days when I wasted time and energy are far gone.
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:bryan: at this demonic sitcom ass plot
 
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I told a chick i was feeling her.

That's it. Not much I could do.
 
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PaperEnterprise said:
met a bytch on POF...we exchanged numbers and spoke for a day or so...she told me I have a boyfriend lol...so I left it alone...

Few days later, knowing her entire story about how she was stressing for cash and had bills piling up...i hit her up from THE SAME NUMBER and told her I was someone else lol...she said she didn't remember me or the number I'm texting from...

since I knew her situation, I pretended to be some big shot habibi millionaire and she got on the first train from bk to queens...on the phone she was telling me how she is looking for a good man with money cause she is stressed so I was like how much you need...she said 1500, I then stated that ain't shyt...i'll cut you a check for 5,000 HAHA

she shows up, nice looking red bone...big titties but spoke like a true thot...she gets to the train station and calls me to pick her up...i made her wait an hour or so at burger king lol...i finally pick her up and she said "ain't all ya arabs be married, lemme see your hands to make sure you ain't got a ring on"

i took her straight to the telly and told her that after the deed is done she can go see my accountant in manhattan and pick up her check...i called my boy and put him on speaker phone and told him yo i'm sending so and so over to you to pick up 5000 (my boy sounded so fukking confused, he had no idea what was goin on)

she sucked my dikk balls and all for an hour or so...said she on her period HAHA...i didn't care. i dropped her to the train station and an hour later she calls me saying hey i'm by 34th st, what is your accountants address...after a few missed calls she realized she got out smarted LOL and left me a not so pleasant message.

Felt great at that time to get my dikk sucked and cum in her mouth, the today me wouldn't bother at all if a chick rejected me. The days when I wasted time and energy are far gone.
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Sounds like a lot of trouble to go through just for a bj :manny:

If imma put in all that work, I better be all up in them guts :ufdup:
 
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