What's The Pettiest Reason You've Bushed A Chick?

[R=G]

The mixed Asian girl...I mean I had to leave I was running late. Sorry.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Bish told me her middle name. Said it was "Lil Trina" i was like ok. So your middle name is Catrina


She said naw. Lil Trina


Me - oh you mean Trina?


Her - i SAID LIL TRINA



Me - hol hol hol up. How do you spell it?

Her - L I L T R I N A.

Me - holll holll holll up!! You mean to tell me on your birth certificate it says LIL TRINA


Now this whole time i think she is playing. She is dead motherfukkin serious. Looking at me like



So i say. LIL?? Like Lil Wayne?


She cut the whole convo short.



Later im home and i think... if me and her get exclusive... how can i introduce a chick who has Lil Trina on her birth certificate to my parents.



Bushed her right then. Called her and said this will not work but i hope you have a nice life.

I could not take her serious after that

Breh this is still hilarious

 

[Jerz]

I bush all of em (or get bushed) regardless.. But I remember telling this one chick "I don't turn on the dishwasher - unless its atleast half full." She said "you better than me - I'll turn mines on - for just one fork." All I could think about is how lazy she is- when it comes to house choirs. That was it for me

 

[UberEatsDriver]

This one chick I was on a date with had chipotle breath.

Never saw her again after and lost my appetite for chipotle for a year straight.

 

[Jerz]

This was back in high school. But my boy cut off his girl- because she farted in front of em. He said couldn't be with her no more - because she had a dokie butt. He cared about her too.. He was really upset over it

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

ugly feet...
reminding me of an ex

 

[newworldafro]

this some Seinfeld shyt...

Yep

Jerry, George, and Kramer was always bushing women for pettiest shiit .

For me, she was to tall. I smashed many times, but serious relationship, just wasn't possible. I'm 5'10, she's 6'2" without heels......

 

[zayk35]

A chick bought me a pair of shoes that she saw some other dude had on and she said they would look good on me...I was probably 20 yrs old and stupid ....and the shoes did look kinda fly on my feet they were these "Nike Tuned air" joints from like 98 or 99

 

[intra vires]

Up until my sophomore year in university, I used to actively look for reasons not to date some girls. I have 100s of stores about bushing women for petty reasons.

I once bushed a girl because she asked what I deemed to be a stupid question to the professor.

It actually wasn't a stupid question in hindsight, she just wasn't as well versed on the subject matter as I was.

At that time I thought that anyone with the same major as me who knew less than me was a moron, which is hilariously idiotic view.

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

She asked my last name. Even tho she let me smash on the first date and did some porno type ish... I knew there wasn’t a future besides fukking...

 

[SATAN]

For wearing flip-flops out in public

For wearing Crocs out in public

demonic

 

[Bart simpson]

she farted on facetime. Had some bass to it too, didnt call her ever again

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[filial_piety]

a chick wanted me to pick her up after work for her to come to my place after doing 10-15 hours at my job...mind you it was 30 minutes out of my way, and this was going on like 2-3 times per week...yeah i had to dead that

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yep

Jerry, George, and Kramer was always bushing women for pettiest shiit .

For me, she was to tall. I smashed many times, but serious relationship, just wasn't possible. I'm 5'10, she's 6'2" without heels......

Remember the episode with the chic with the big hands


The way they would show the hands was

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Remember the episode with the chic with the big hands


The way they would show the hands was

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