What's The Pettiest Reason You've Bushed A Chick?

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one chick was that "one doughnut away" thick and she put on some extra weight...that's the thing about thick women...it changes like the seasons....that thick shyt gets old after a week anyway. Especially with us tall, dark, handsome and fit bruhs
 
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i've spoke on this before here.
her parents had a painting of
a white jesus in thier dinning room.
she wasnt raised right.
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she lived in a part of town where I used to live, that was hard to get to and harder to get out of, plus her mom was fat so :manny:

found out later she was messing with the supervisor anyway
 

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Was seein' this girl for 4 months. We were really about to get serious. We're on the floor, playing around on the floor, kissing, tickling each other. As she's ticking me, I laugh and I squirm, then she gets up and goes to the kitchen. I look under the couch and see a bunch of plastic. I reach under the couch and pull out at least 15 empty condom wrappers. I knew they weren't mine because I cleaned under that same couch a week prior:mjcry:

 

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I got fat fished by this light skin bytch

I think might as well smash....when i picked her up she was drinkn wine n her mouth smelled like dead grapes
 

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-One cause she loved drinking pickle juice
-One cause we were in a nice restaurant and she put ketchup on her fish, sugar on her broccoli, and instead of ordering lemonade order a whole bowl of lemons and started squeezing her own glass.
-One cause she had yellow toe nails
-One because the Royals won the World Series. There is very little that will have me acting all hyped or excited. When the World Series over I'm hype and yelling. She starts ranting about how stupid sports are and she doesn't get why I'm reacting. I tell her chill and to let me have my happy moment. So then she starts clapping loudly and sarcastically yelling "Congratulations, you did it. You won a title. They couldn't have done it without your contribution". I was ready to fight that bytch lol. Kicked her out and that was the beginning of the end.
-One because anytime I'd mention anything about sports she'd start going on one rant or another about them. About how they should pay teachers more and people she gather in arenas to watch them, about how society overvalues athletics, about how other sports deserve more attention. Even some of the stuff I agreed with I don't give a fukk enough to constantly ague that shyt.
 

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This isn’t the pettiest but a girl I was speaking to kept on sending me voice notes, not just 15 second voice notes either these were 2 minutes long :wtf: I wasn’t even that interested in her either which made it worse
 
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