What's The Pettiest Reason You've Bushed A Chick?

Kenyan West

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Are you dumb? You fukking CAC/c00n. I don't give a fukk WHY they're doing it. No matter the reason, I don't want them hoes around ME.

I said that's why I bushed them. Can you get that through your thick, dense skull? I guess if you're around a few gay guys at school or on your block, we can count on you to start sucking dikk you CAC fakkit.

Since if you're around something, you start emulating the behavior, according to your logic. And if you're a female, I'm guessing you're a fukking bedwench. Can't believe you typed that stupid shyt. fukking dummy..

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This other chick who I KNEW was into me, would send me a text to start up a convo, I would engage, and then she'd reply with one word or short sentences.

Her: "hey, how are you doing?"

Me: "hey, I'm good, just got home from school. What about you?"

Her: "fine"

Me: "cool.. :shaq2:.. so, how was your day?:jbhmm:"

Her: "it was ok"

Me: "interesting :jbhmm: what did you do?"

Her: "nothing special"

After a few days of this fukkery I had enough.
 

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This other chick who I KNEW was into me, would send me a text to start up a convo, I would engage, and then she'd reply with one word or short sentences.

Her: "hey, how are you doing?"

Me: "hey, I'm good, just got home from school. What about you?"

Her: "fine"

Me: "cool.. :shaq2:.. so, how was your day?:jbhmm:"

Her: "it was ok"

Me: "interesting :jbhmm: what did you do?"

Her: "nothing special"

After a few days of this fukkery I had enough.
I am with you on that. I had a chick who was damn near stalking me. Was in love hardbody. But when we texted it was one word answers... i bushed her with the quickness.
 
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Bish told me her middle name. Said it was "Lil Trina" i was like ok. So your middle name is Catrina :ohhh:


She said naw. Lil Trina:ehh:


Me - oh you mean Trina?:gucci:


Her - i SAID LIL TRINA:usure:



Me - hol hol hol up. How do you spell it?:dwillhuh:

Her - L I L T R I N A. :dame:

Me - :mjlol: holll holll holll up!! You mean to tell me on your birth certificate it says LIL TRINA:lolbron:


Now this whole time i think she is playing. She is dead motherfukkin serious. Looking at me like :dame:



So i say. LIL?? Like Lil Wayne?:russ:


She cut the whole convo short.:dame:



Later im home and i think... if me and her get exclusive... how can i introduce a chick who has Lil Trina on her birth certificate to my parents.:patrice:



Bushed her right then. Called her and said this will not work but i hope you have a nice life.:hubie:

I could not take her serious after that:manny:

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Ordinarily I'd say it's fukked up to hold what her mom did against her, but the fact that she couldn't see the absurdity of it all makes her insta-bush status
 
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