What's The Pettiest Reason You've Bushed A Chick?

[Amerikan Melanin]

Mannnnnnn.



Met this 7/10 on vacation in Cancun. We hit it off right away and her girl was feeling my boy so we went on an immediate double date. Seadoos drinks food great convo, I can tell she's the type you have to get to know b4 she gives you buns but I have a chance. Body language is strong, she's from Cali I'm from NJ so we feeling the different vibes and slang.

We together for about 4-5 hrs and we walk past a Mrs,fields cookie stand, she's like damn I want a cookie should I get one? I'm thinking after all the drinks and food we had I'm good nah.

We walk about 5 steps and shes like nah I gotta get one. We walk back and I get her 2 cookies and then she asks for a milk to go with it. She proceeds to eat the cookies and drink the milk as we walk around the mall, we go outside in the sun and she freezes up like ohhhhhhh wow my stomach hurts I gotta go to the bathroom!!!! So she 180's and starts speed walking to the bathroom. I'm like wow this really happening??

She goes in the bathroom and I wait and wait and wait for like 20mins!!!

She comes out a different person I can tell in her face she blew her a$$hole out.

Now back in those days I was very turned off by a woman and her bodily functions so after we parted ways I ghosted her ass and fukked 3 other chicks never looked back.

Got a letter from her a month later with some of the pics we took( This was when internet was just getting popping)

Didn't reply.

Found the letter couple of years ago and googled her on a whim.

She is now one of the most powerful lawyers under 40 In america!!!

bytch got pics in the gotdamn White House and those black 100 events.

All because she had to take a shyt.

 

[BigMan]

Mannnnnnn.



Met this 7/10 on vacation in Cancun. We hit it off right away and her girl was feeling my boy so we went on an immediate double date. Seadoos drinks food great convo, I can tell she's the type you have to get to know b4 she gives you buns but I have a chance. Body language is strong, she's from Cali I'm from NJ so we feeling the different vibes and slang.

We together for about 4-5 hrs and we walk past a Mrs,fields cookie stand, she's like damn I want a cookie should I get one? I'm thinking after all the drinks and food we had I'm good nah.

We walk about 5 steps and shes like nah I gotta get one. We walk back and I get her 2 cookies and then she asks for a milk to go with it. She proceeds to eat the cookies and drink the milk as we walk around the mall, we go outside in the sun and she freezes up like ohhhhhhh wow my stomach hurts I gotta go to the bathroom!!!! So she 180's and starts speed walking to the bathroom. I'm like wow this really happening??

She goes in the bathroom and I wait and wait and wait for like 20mins!!!

She comes out a different person I can tell in her face she blew her a$$hole out.

Now back in those days I was very turned off by a woman and her bodily functions so after we parted ways I ghosted her ass and fukked 3 other chicks never looked back.

Got a letter from her a month later with some of the pics we took( This was when internet was just getting popping)

Didn't reply.

Found the letter couple of years ago and googled her on a whim.

She is now one of the most powerful lawyers under 40 In america!!!

bytch got pics in the gotdamn White House and those black 100 events.

All because she had to take a shyt.

Drop her name playboi

 

[Geek Nasty]

I was with this queen big perfect round titties and everything

Couldn't stand the noises she made during sex

 

[puppetmaster]

Mannnnnnn.



Met this 7/10 on vacation in Cancun. We hit it off right away and her girl was feeling my boy so we went on an immediate double date. Seadoos drinks food great convo, I can tell she's the type you have to get to know b4 she gives you buns but I have a chance. Body language is strong, she's from Cali I'm from NJ so we feeling the different vibes and slang.

We together for about 4-5 hrs and we walk past a Mrs,fields cookie stand, she's like damn I want a cookie should I get one? I'm thinking after all the drinks and food we had I'm good nah.

We walk about 5 steps and shes like nah I gotta get one. We walk back and I get her 2 cookies and then she asks for a milk to go with it. She proceeds to eat the cookies and drink the milk as we walk around the mall, we go outside in the sun and she freezes up like ohhhhhhh wow my stomach hurts I gotta go to the bathroom!!!! So she 180's and starts speed walking to the bathroom. I'm like wow this really happening??

She goes in the bathroom and I wait and wait and wait for like 20mins!!!

She comes out a different person I can tell in her face she blew her a$$hole out.

Now back in those days I was very turned off by a woman and her bodily functions so after we parted ways I ghosted her ass and fukked 3 other chicks never looked back.

Got a letter from her a month later with some of the pics we took( This was when internet was just getting popping)

Didn't reply.

Found the letter couple of years ago and googled her on a whim.

She is now one of the most powerful lawyers under 40 In america!!!

bytch got pics in the gotdamn White House and those black 100 events.

All because she had to take a shyt.

 

[General Mills]

Mannnnnnn.



Met this 7/10 on vacation in Cancun. We hit it off right away and her girl was feeling my boy so we went on an immediate double date. Seadoos drinks food great convo, I can tell she's the type you have to get to know b4 she gives you buns but I have a chance. Body language is strong, she's from Cali I'm from NJ so we feeling the different vibes and slang.

We together for about 4-5 hrs and we walk past a Mrs,fields cookie stand, she's like damn I want a cookie should I get one? I'm thinking after all the drinks and food we had I'm good nah.

We walk about 5 steps and shes like nah I gotta get one. We walk back and I get her 2 cookies and then she asks for a milk to go with it. She proceeds to eat the cookies and drink the milk as we walk around the mall, we go outside in the sun and she freezes up like ohhhhhhh wow my stomach hurts I gotta go to the bathroom!!!! So she 180's and starts speed walking to the bathroom. I'm like wow this really happening??

She goes in the bathroom and I wait and wait and wait for like 20mins!!!

She comes out a different person I can tell in her face she blew her a$$hole out.

Now back in those days I was very turned off by a woman and her bodily functions so after we parted ways I ghosted her ass and fukked 3 other chicks never looked back.

Got a letter from her a month later with some of the pics we took( This was when internet was just getting popping)

Didn't reply.

Found the letter couple of years ago and googled her on a whim.

She is now one of the most powerful lawyers under 40 In america!!!

bytch got pics in the gotdamn White House and those black 100 events.

All because she had to take a shyt.

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[Miggs]

I dumped a broad for changing her hair.....Didnt like how she wanted to rock her hair so i bounced

 

[staticshock]

Mannnnnnn.



Met this 7/10 on vacation in Cancun. We hit it off right away and her girl was feeling my boy so we went on an immediate double date. Seadoos drinks food great convo, I can tell she's the type you have to get to know b4 she gives you buns but I have a chance. Body language is strong, she's from Cali I'm from NJ so we feeling the different vibes and slang.

We together for about 4-5 hrs and we walk past a Mrs,fields cookie stand, she's like damn I want a cookie should I get one? I'm thinking after all the drinks and food we had I'm good nah.

We walk about 5 steps and shes like nah I gotta get one. We walk back and I get her 2 cookies and then she asks for a milk to go with it. She proceeds to eat the cookies and drink the milk as we walk around the mall, we go outside in the sun and she freezes up like ohhhhhhh wow my stomach hurts I gotta go to the bathroom!!!! So she 180's and starts speed walking to the bathroom. I'm like wow this really happening??

She goes in the bathroom and I wait and wait and wait for like 20mins!!!

She comes out a different person I can tell in her face she blew her a$$hole out.

Now back in those days I was very turned off by a woman and her bodily functions so after we parted ways I ghosted her ass and fukked 3 other chicks never looked back.

Got a letter from her a month later with some of the pics we took( This was when internet was just getting popping)

Didn't reply.

Found the letter couple of years ago and googled her on a whim.

She is now one of the most powerful lawyers under 40 In america!!!

bytch got pics in the gotdamn White House and those black 100 events.

All because she had to take a shyt.

 

[IVS]

Yo she said KFC chicken was better than Popeyes. That shyt was unacceptable

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

bytch only called me when she wanted to smoke

Man I hate those fukkin types

 

[Cladyclad]

100% truth right here. yesterday I bushed a chick because I asked for solo freaky vid. She sent it, but it was only 10 seconds long. shyt pissed me off. I blocked her ass on FB and ended communication. 10 seconds


hopefully I stick to it

 

[DaPresident]

Big nose

 

[Karb]

Drop her name playboi

Angela Rye?

@Shook

 

[Black Cher]

She replied too quickly to my texts. And asked too many questions in return. That's the type of shyt i don't like

So you don't like girls to be interested in you?

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Drop her name playboi

Nah not gonna do that but I will say if kamala Harris or whatever that chicks name is gets in office this female will definitely have a position in her office. I'm going to reach out when I make this biz move in the coming year.

 

[Karb]

Brehs if I was in Hollywood I'd create a show based on these coli stories

Nikka said he bought milk and cookies for his date

Lil Trina on a birth certificate

It's threads like these that keep me coming back to the coli.