What's The Pettiest Reason You've Bushed A Chick?

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a$$hole stank.

You not going to love backshots yet bark and fight me on showering or learning better hygenie habits for your ass. p*ssy was fire but that's ass would cause ED, then she wouzld cal me out on my limp dikk.

fukk outta here.
This actually happened to me. I tried to save it once and took my shirt off and put it on her ass so the 'whiff' wouldn't come up. It didn't work. :to:
 

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Almost forgot college...

1. made friends with a girl in one of my classes. Found out she lived up the road from me after kickin it for a little while. Dated for about a month and tried to hit...denied. Meanwhile, i'm turning down other opportunities tryna focus on this chick...still gettin denied.
So I ghosted her and started fukkin this lil white chick. She callin me every day and coming by my place like we're seeing each other or somethin....nope.
So she finally catches up with me in class and sees me hugged up with the lil white chick. Has the nerve to get an attitude and call me out in front of class about how i ditched her for a lil white chick. I loudly and simply stated...."She ain't playin games and knows what she do in bed".
She turned red and looked like she was about to start poppin her neck and gettin loud....but walked...

Bushes!!!
 

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Went out on a date and she had just got her tongue pierced the day before. :shaq:

This mixed with her smoking made her breath smell so horrible that I couldnt take her serious for months. :picard::scust:

She became a thot soon after and started doing MDMA and Coke.
Tried to take her serious again then she got drunk one time and I saw her do coke that literally came out of a homeless guys a$$hole. :gucci::huhldup:
what kind of bytches you be around fam? :hhh:
 

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This other chick who I KNEW was into me, would send me a text to start up a convo, I would engage, and then she'd reply with one word or short sentences.

Her: "hey, how are you doing?"

Me: "hey, I'm good, just got home from school. What about you?"

Her: "fine"

Me: "cool.. :shaq2:.. so, how was your day?:jbhmm:"

Her: "it was ok"

Me: "interesting :jbhmm: what did you do?"

Her: "nothing special"

After a few days of this fukkery I had enough.
yo son, why do bytches do shyt like this?
 

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Mannnnnnn.

:francis::francis::francis::francis:

Met this 7/10 on vacation in Cancun. We hit it off right away and her girl was feeling my boy so we went on an immediate double date. Seadoos drinks food great convo, I can tell she's the type you have to get to know b4 she gives you buns but I have a chance. Body language is strong, she's from Cali I'm from NJ so we feeling the different vibes and slang.

We together for about 4-5 hrs and we walk past a Mrs,fields cookie stand, she's like damn I want a cookie should I get one? I'm thinking after all the drinks and food we had I'm good nah. :hubie:

We walk about 5 steps and shes like nah I gotta get one. We walk back and I get her 2 cookies and then she asks for a milk to go with it. She proceeds to eat the cookies and drink the milk as we walk around the mall, we go outside in the sun and she freezes up like :jbhmm::merchant::sadcam: ohhhhhhh wow my stomach hurts I gotta go to the bathroom!!!! So she 180's and starts speed walking to the bathroom. I'm like wow this really happening?? :picard:

She goes in the bathroom and I wait and wait and wait for like 20mins!!!

She comes out a different person I can tell in her face she blew her a$$hole out.:hhh:

Now back in those days I was very turned off by a woman and her bodily functions so after we parted ways I ghosted her ass and fukked 3 other chicks never looked back.

Got a letter from her a month later with some of the pics we took( This was when internet was just getting popping)

Didn't reply.

Found the letter couple of years ago and googled her on a whim.

She is now one of the most powerful lawyers under 40 In america!!!:damn::damn:

bytch got pics in the gotdamn White House and those black 100 events. :mindblown:

All because she had to take a shyt.
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I ain't gonna front I had a sneaking suspicious she had some bedwench tendencies in her that was gonna surface eventually, any time we talked about anything black she would always say "our people." "Our people aren't the most supportive of my ideas." Instagram was all photos of her being the only black chick at white parties. I smelled a wench stench emanating from her.
:russ: Wench stench
 
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