what's the riskiest thing you've ever done while at work?

[Jesus]

fukked two women at work on different occasions
masturbated in my office

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

Kandahar?

Yup It was before we headed to Sangin and I was like shyt I'm not going into this without getting my last Popeyes biscuit.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Was working the post office as a temp

They always gave me the worst routes out in the country area and i was being timed

I said fukk it im not gonna get stressed out...

Filled my water bottle with absolute vodka the night before

Went on my route..and did it with no worries the firsr 4 hrs...

But it got up to 98 degrees that day...and there is no air conditioning in them mail trucks....

By the end of the day i was sweating out all that liquor ..and exhausted and disorientated

And had 12 complaints from residents saying i gave them the WRONG MAIL

 

[Clayton Endicott]

MY life and times as a security officer...

- Went and got a blowjob while I should've been watching the building....
- Smoking blunts on the rooftop with co workers, drinking liquor...
- Throwing firecrackers off the building
- Stealing employees food out the fridge

and my least proud one

...Worked overnight security for this private college, had to work a 16 hour shift because finals and people wanted to come in and study...
...Nobody in the building... dead as fukk.. I'm the only person walking through the building... a horny nikka bored af
They had just installed some brand new state of the art mac PC's (for video editing and shyt), went up the to the classroom, projected some piff through the screen projecter.. locked the door... jerked off to them old WSHH Honey Vixxen videos or some shyt

Busted a thick nut on the table top, wiped it up sprayed with lysol and got the fukk out... felt bad later because everytime I went to that classroom during the day for my patrol and saw somebody using that desk I remembered what I did



(This was years ago, don't judge me)

The fukkery I engaged in while working security

 

[GreenGhxst]

The fukkery I engaged in while working security

 

[Maschine_Man]

Kandahar?

when we first got to Kandahar we were driving soft skin vehicles from KAF to the PRT for the first few months. then a new command came in and told us all soft skin vehicles were banned from leaving the base cuz the trip was known for plenty if IED's.

we were like , cuz we would be making that trip a few times a week....for 2 months....in Kandahar....like it wasn't a thing.

we just looked at the old command like

and sure enough, thats when we started getting more attacks

 

[martin payne]

how do some of yall nikkas sleep at night

by far my current favorite thread

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Smashed rn while upgrading fire alarm system in old folks home
Loads of copper
Went on the roof of a highly secure government building to check load on a condenser unit. Had snipers all over me from across the street. My hi vis shirt saved me
Made a sexist joke that went over really well even shorty laughed.
Allowing myself to work in unsafe positions that could have ended me


I'm pretty tame in the work place

 

[richaveli83]

When I was in college working a security job at night one of the engineers at our site used to smoke weed and go to a bar with another security guard. One night they came into the office area where I was at and we they started drinking vodka. Eventually I started drinking with them. I couldn't handle it and I ended up throwing up all over the office including the computers. We had to rush to get that shyt cleaned up before our shift relief, office employees, etc came in that morning.

In high school I worked at Walgreens and we used to open up the snacks and other food and eat. Never paid for lunch.

Current job I got my dikk sucked by a nurse in a empty patient room. She wanted to fukk but I didn't have any condoms so I settled with some ok head.

 

[Huellz Santana]

I'd be more interested in hearing stories from Corporate brehs (and brehettes). I feel like the stakes in Corporate America are much much higher

honestly, most I can say is revolves around slacking off and "stealing" company time. it's different when you're salary and manager status. nobody is really watching you and you have autonomy to go about your day as you please. But you better have your shyt taken care of

so like I said, the most I'd do is sleep or just disappear for large periods of time. other than that i accidentally clicked on a porn link on here (through Twitter) shyt nearly gave me a panic attack.​

 

[2gunsup]

• Drink at work.
• Take weeks off without informing boss and claim disability.
• Nutt in the chemical waste room.
• Come in an hour late, leave an hour early every day.
• Take lunch at 11:30, come back at 2.
• Leave half day and not tell anyone.
• Kill an hour in my car every day.
• Complete 5 days worth of work on the last day of the week.
• Sell shyt I'm supposed to have disposed on eBay, using the company supplies and mail room to ship the shyt.
• Took two days off last week to turn myself in over some petty warrant I had to take care of. Only had requested one personal day, M.I.A. the next.

Been here over a decade, I'm sure there's a shyt load more I'm forgetting about.

Out of sight out of mind.

 

[YamakaSmacker]

When I was in college working a security job at night one of the engineers at our site used to smoke weed and go to a bar with another security guard. One night they came into the office area where I was at and we they started drinking vodka. Eventually I started drinking with them. I couldn't handle it and I ended up throwing up all over the office including the computers. We had to rush to get that shyt cleaned up before our shift relief, office employees, etc came in that morning.

In high school I worked at Walgreens and we used to open up the snacks and other food and eat. Never paid for lunch.

Current job I got my dikk sucked by a nurse in a empty patient room. She wanted to fukk but I didn't have any condoms so I settled with some ok head.

What you know bout the linen closet, breh

 

[staticshock]

Fapped

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Sleep, fukk, smoke some, leave the post to go to a bar, the gym or a girls house


miss that place

 

[richaveli83]

What you know bout the linen closet, breh

Never did anything in a linen closet but I caught a dude working in housekeeping and a female PCA/CNA coming out of a linen closet after they got through fukking. Her hair was all messed up and they were both sweating and out of breath. They were all scared or whatever thinking I was going to tell or whatever but I just laughed and kept it moving.

 

[Fatboi1]

Come to work late everyday e.g. I start at 8 officially but I roll in like 8:30ish almost 9 at times. Been doing this for like a year. My "day" doesn't really start until 10 so really before then is just me prepping for the day. I rarely am needed before 10 and if so my mngr at the spot texts me.

I often take the company van(it's a rental van they use) off campus real far. I mean, they know we use it for lunch breaks but one time I took the shyt an hour away to go to the store and shyt.