What’s the wildest thing a female has said to you in public?

[old pig]

crazy ex

first time I met her was watching her from across the street

sees me still eyeing her while she’s crossing and says out loud “I. Want. To. fukk. You.” and is walking and pointing at me using both hands in unison with the words...absolute funniest shyt ever

ended up being together for a year before she tried to kill herself and threatened to call my job and tell them all types of shyt

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

If you really be in the field it’s too many stories to tell or rank.

I've been working in the 'field' for almost 20 years and the stories all run together. From chicks opening the door butt-naked, to notes inside tip envelopes asking me to 'come back later'. Letting them know I was married just put a bullseye on my crotch.​

 

[987654321]

Mine is about the same. In 68W AIT, on a break during the classroom phase. This one Louisiana Creole chick walks up to me and says “You a big nikka, is your dikk big too?”. Said that in front of two or three other folks too. Told her I don’t speak on my dikk, there’s only one way to find out. Never fukked her though, even though I had the chance about two weeks later. That bytch was NASTY, and I’ve fukked some nasty hoes in the past. Eventually she got kicked out for pissing hot for cocaine. Found out from her friend that she had talked to her husband about me and he wanted to beat my ass.

My situation actually happened at ft. Sam, too

Dco/232 right by the smoking gazeebo’s lmao.

 

[letti cook]

this was mild but the way it happened was


im at my Uncle's funeral reception

i say my Uncle's funeral reception.....in church...just got finished crying like a bytch

my mom's friend was serving food....i hadnt seen her since I was in middle school...when i walked by with my plate....she squinted at me, realized it was me then was like "boy, you done grew the fukk up.... if I was a few years younger,i would *gal gadot lip bite*....boy, you better get from round me for your momma have to fight me"

i was shook.... cause she was saying it with a mug the whole time.......like she wanted to scrap then fukk
meanwhile...my brother and cousin standing next to me like

 

[987654321]

During deployment. I stopped by the CSH to do a quick resupply between missions. I was in the supply closet and got corned by the brigade surgeon. She asked me what I was stealing. I said “some Tiger balm for the guys”. She asked me if I needed any cougar balm too.

 

[DropTopDoc]

I can’t think of a chick telling me something wild, I’ve had women give me compliments

 

[Nasty_Nate]

During deployment. I stopped by the CSH to do a quick resupply between missions. I was in the supply closet and got corned by the brigade surgeon. She asked me what I was stealing. I said “some Tiger balm for the guys”. She asked me if I needed any cougar balm too.

Might not seem like it, but as long as you ain’t stupid those officers are open. They’re just really selective when it comes to fukking with enlisted folks, from what I’ve seen.

 

[Mac Brown]

All you nikkas must be irresistible to women

 

[BaggerofTea]

All you nikkas must be irresistible to women

Most of it probably duck tales no doubt but women really be thirsty as fukk in public


In my opinion. Worse than men

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

For me it's always at the petrol station, work, a club or carnival.

Certain girls are wild and I love it.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

random women dont talk to me in public

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

This innocent looking girl I worked customer service with one day just flat out said she wanted to grab my shyt out the blue. I never saw that energy in her.

Milf said she wanted to suck on my lips.

My co-worker had a Brazilian milf stop him while she was driving around asking for directions then she said "you want to fukk this p*ssy"

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Most of it probably duck tales no doubt but women really be thirsty as fukk in public


In my opinion. Worse than men

breh I was on the subway before covid lockdown and this broad comes over on the side of me and starts doing stretches and exercising her ass. I'm using my peripheral vision to scope it then we both get on the train and she stands next to me and there are seats available. i finally took off my headphones before exiting at my stop and realized she was giving me the body language to break ice. I stood on the platform before the train left and motioned for her to exit she shook her head and smiled. I acted too late.

Moral of the story is women be out there doing and saying stuff but we don't always clue in.

 

[big bun]

Thread full of lying ass knee grows .

 

[Kwabena]

Also I was walking on my college campus and a chick went into shock and fainted when she seen me on some fanatic shyt. Had me like bytch wtf???