What’s the wildest thing a female has said to you in public?

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I think most women are just confused by the concept of "chasing/approaching" men myself included. Like that doesn't come natural at all for me. Like the thoughts are obviously there but actually voicing them?! I'd die.

Probably also because I couldn't see myself making sexual comments to strangers; like there has to be a clear indication that this is going toward a relationship for me to feel comfortable to be that bold and tell someone about what I'm thinking of doing to them. People more into casual things would have a easier time with this.

this is why you should take it easy on brehs that approach you, even if you aren't interested. You know you don't have the cajones to approach men, so let them down easy and appreciate the fact that they at least put themselves out there with you

 

[Saltmoney]

this is why you should take it easy on brehs that approach you, even if you aren't interested. You know you don't have the cajones to approach men, so let them down easy and appreciate the fact that they at least put themselves out there with you

Oh I definitely don't try to embarrass anyone, it definitely takes a lot. It's a bit antiquated but it's kind of like I also wouldn't get on one knee to propose to a man, the dynamic just doesn't feel right.

I could get better at showing that I'm interested though as people say they have a difficult time reading me. If I'm interested I tend to do a lot of things that make it seem like I'm not interested.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Oh I definitely don't try to embarrass anyone, it definitely takes a lot. It's a bit antiquated but it's kind of like I also wouldn't get on one knee to propose to a man, the dynamic just doesn't feel right.

I could get better at showing that I'm interested though as people say they have a difficult time reading me. If I'm interested I tend to do a lot of things that make it seem like I'm not interested.

like what?

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Years ago, it was Michigan vs Michigan State day, and I'm at the store picking up some stuff for the watch party. I'm in the beer section, and this white chick is standing in front of the case that I want, so I excuse myself and reach in to grab it.

Sparties and some Buckeyes say "Blow Goo" to us which is a play on the phrase "Go Blue!". This chick sees that I'm rocking a Michigan hoodie, and she says "Blow Goo." I'm a little annoyed at the shyt, then she says quietly, "You can do it all over my face ." I look at her like , and tell her I'm married, then she says "Your loss ." I just shook my head and walked away. shyt was par for the course cuz those Sparty cacettes are straight slores.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

shyt a lot of shyt too me..... but I’m finna start with the bad.

At A&T, when I was a freshmen and it’s a long story for another time but shorty tried to punk humiliate me and I almost caught a charge.

Basically it popped off when she said “I’m gonna fukk you up and if I don’t I’m gonna get some niccas to fukk you up”

Breh, when I said I blanked....... all I remember in like 6 dudes holding me back and this other chick who I was actually there to see and later that night ended up smashing.

Girls be talking big shyt

 

[Saltmoney]

like what?

There's this one customer at work who always makes sure to talk to me, told me I'm beautiful etc and every time I just go blank.

Like, I lose my talking capabilities?! I give one word answers, kind of smile/look to the floor or somewhere else/falling over my words.

I think he's SO HOT and one time I was 100% sure I was going to tell him about something to start a conversation but then he smiled at me and I could not bring ONE WORD out. It's ridiculous. If it's someone that I'm around more maybe due to work I try to avoid them because their presence will ensure I'm going to do some embarrassing $hit and I'd die. If I'm constantly roasting you it's a clear sign I'm into you, sarcasm is my love language.

 

[TEH]

Also I was walking on my college campus and a chick went into shock and fainted when she seen me on some fanatic shyt. Had me like bytch wtf???

Coli brehs outchea like Prime Michael Jackson

 

[Ducktales]

At the gas station , woman holding her baby -

“You look like you can be by baby father. My baby look just like you”.

 

[Womb Raider]

Coli brehs outchea like Prime Michael Jackson

More like Corbin Bleu

 

[TEH]

More like Corbin Bleu

I mean fans screaming and throwing drawers

 

[42 Monks]

I'll never forget the first time a woman bit me

just random as fukk

got up to switch seats in theater class..... *chomp* right on my ass. then looked me in the eye

never been so confused in my life

 

[RealCrownHeights]

My college had a barbershop on campus and my next class was in a building not too far away from the shop so after my cut I sat outside on my phone until the class started in like 25 minutes. After a couple minutes this girl walks up to me and asks why I don't have an umbrella because it's gonna rain soon, I said I have class in this building and I don't stay too far from campus so I'm not tripping. We talk for like 10 minutes and she says hit me after class. After class I hit her up and we meet up and start talking and she's like she's tired etc I say me too and I live close by so I might go in and chill for the rest of the day. She asks me if she can cum with me. I get to my room, this bytch said I hope you don't mind but i'm a nudist and gets butt ass in my room. We lay down and watch Kung Fu Hustle for about 20 minutes before I foreplay and fukk, damn near had to give my barber a $10 tip the next cut.

Idk what is about NY, but the most I really got here in a minute was a bitxh slapped my ass when I got off the train and i look back and her and her friends giggling.

Toronto though . I'm in a club with my cousin and his friends and his friends show up late with this white girl. We do introductions and i'm playing the scene, scoping out prospects. I go to the bar and this white bytch comes up to me and says "whatever you want to do we can do right now" I say are you alright? (thinking this bytch is drunk or on a pill or something) she said no it's just something about you I like. In my mind I'm like I did ask. She then takes me to the Bathroom, my bad Canada Washroom and tops me off in the stall. She got up, we left the bathroom and a nikka said to her oh I was looking for you where you been

 

[Pineal Gland]

Back in my demon days I was fukking with a chick that had a bf. We were at a mutual friend's house party, and they were both there. A couple of our friends knew about the shyt... anyway

We all chilling, drinking and it's a bunch of separate convos going on. Her bf is in the room, close enough to hear us but talking to somebody else. I tell her she got some sauce on her, she looks down at her titties, then back at me...

"Come lick it off"

Me, sipping my 1738 (shout out to @DaPresident)




My homie, sitting at the table beside her

Other reactions in the room were

I thought I was gonna have to fight this nikka and fukk the party up for a quick second.

Spoiler

Got head in the whip before I left, I was young and reckless

 

[Saltmoney]

I'll never forget the first time a woman bit me

just random as fukk

got up to switch seats in theater class..... *chomp* right on my ass. then looked me in the eye

never been so confused in my life

That's insane I feel bad for laughing but(t)

 

[KOOL-AID]

“You look like you got a big ass dikk”. Mind you we at work and it’s all people around, I’m extremely introvert and hate attention plus it’s weird for a women to be that vulgar. I’ve also had a women try to secretly take photos of me, I peeped from my peripherals and was instantly creeped out. Later my coworker told me O girl just found me to be so attractive. Both scenarios the women weren’t my type at all, women are just as creepy as men.