What’s the worst post nut clarity situation you ever had.

[Travelnomad]

I’m sitting there playing 2k and keep glancing back and nikkas was just straight dogging her. shyt made me feel sick. That’s someone’s daughter. So when I was up I was slow humping and kissing her shoulders and back.

hpv , herpes can be contracted while wearing a condom breh ! shyt ain’t even worth it

 

[Joe Budden]

hpv , herpes can be contracted while wearing a condom breh ! shyt ain’t even worth it

I wasn’t wearing a condom

 

[Jean Jacket]

Ya did good. Took her for all she had and left her with a wet face and dry purse.

 

[Po pimp]

Doing this older woman.

Bought me gifts. Cooked. Massages.

Had a session. Woke up to head.

Morning found her bank receipt on nightstand overdrawn.

She stood naked crying with sperm on her face.

She spent all her savings on me to get over her divorce and low self esteem.

Hit different. Left her on read for a few weeks and she was gone.

shyt hit different.

Pure scumbag shyt

 

[Jean Jacket]

Pure scumbag shyt

Didn't know man. These divorced cougars are just like dudes.

She got what she wanted tho. Felt like a trick tbh.

Bad too. Old. Chick looked like Maxine from living single. Fit and tall.

 

[skylove4]

I wasn’t wearing a condom

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Spoiler: Another long story

It’s not the worst
But the fukkery is too great not to tell
It was either 2008 or 2009
Those two years were a blur
I recently moved back to Houston
To take care of Ma Dukes and her cancer scare
After seeing her through to remission
I decided to treat myself to something big
Never went to SXSW in Austin
Decided to go solo dolo for the weekend
Since I was more of a lone wolf in Houston
Compared to the Bay
Best decision followed by the weirdest decision
That year everybody and they momma performed
Ye
Pharrell
CudI
It was crazy
So at one of these “secret” concerts
I met this little tender from London
Had the head wrap like Badu
Bohemian swag I like and I’m a sucker for
Cudi was performing

By this time little momma pulls out two pills
Me: What’s that..
You got a headache at a concert
Her: You joking right(that damn British accent)
Me: No
Now I’ve only been an avid weed smoker and never really heard of tabs like that..
I was still sheltered to certain drugs
Don’t judge me
Anyway
Her: It’s ecstasy..
You never had it before
Me: Nah, I just smoke weed and drink
Her: I got a virgin
Here..
I want you to roll with me
Me:
So we take it
Dancing and shyt
Me: When does this kick in
I don’t feel shyt
Her: Give it a couple more minutes
By this time Pharrell and N.E.R.D. are playing

And I felt ever cord
This shyt was amazing
Euphoria
I’m really on a different planet now
She noticed and starts kissing me
Just her touching me
But I noticed I’m not really getting hard though
She grabs my hand and says
Her: Let’s get outta here
Me:
Get in a cab and we going at it
But I’m still not hard
I’m thinking my dikk don’t work
I know what whiskey dikk feels like
And how hard it is to fukk on it
But this some different shyt
But I’m the most turned on I’ve ever been
shyt doesn’t make sense
So we get back to her room
Still clawing at each other
But my mouth is dry as fukk and I start having

jaw
Me: is this an effect of taking tabs
Her: Yeah..
Let me get you some water

Drunk about three bottles straight
So we still going and my dikk still ain’t hard
Me: I want to fukk you so bad but my mans ain’t up to the challenge
Her: Yeah..
This has happened before
Try this
Now
Like I said
Drink and weed are my only drugs of choice up to this point
This bytch pulls out a little bag of blow
But I’m so turned on and I can’t let this tender from London
Think I’m a bytch
And she was a baddie to me
When in Rome
Took a bump of that shyt
Now I’m extra high
But she sucking my dikk and I’m finally getting hard
Top 5 fukking session in my life
Don’t even know how many times we fukked that night
So around 11AM
I woke up with the biggest headache
Clothes everywhere
Just chaos around
This is where shyt takes a turn
I turn over and she still was a baddie
But I noticed something weird
She only had one leg wrapped around me
Now I’m thinking
Maybe I’m sleeping on her leg
But I’m a good 230 @ the time
Ain’t no way this girl can withstand this weight
She 5’2
110 max
So I jump up out the bed and land on something hard
I done broke her prosthetic leg on the floor
That wakes her up out of dead sleep
Me: Ummm
Her: *stares at the ground*
shyt happens
Me: What
Her: Yeah..
Your not the first to break one of my legs
Little momma had a back up leg in her luggage for the occasion
So we shower
Get dress and kick it for the rest of SXSW
Never popped a pill again or did blow
fukked her sober for the rest of the weekend

But to answer op
Original question
Had a BBW Vietnamese chick ride my face
Did BDSM with her
Anal
Nipple clamps
Slapped her
Choked her
Didn’t fukk for quite some time after that
I was at rock bottom that night

 

[Randy Sandchild]

Spoiler: Another long story

It’s not the worst
But the fukkery is too great not to tell
It was either 2008 or 2009
Those two years were a blur
I recently moved back to Houston
To take care of Ma Dukes and her cancer scare
After seeing her through to remission
I decided to treat myself to something big
Never went to SXSW in Austin
Decided to go solo dolo for the weekend
Since I was more of a lone wolf in Houston
Compared to the Bay
Best decision followed by the weirdest decision
That year everybody and they momma performed
Ye
Pharrell
CudI
It was crazy
So at one of these “secret” concerts
I met this little tender from London
Had the head wrap like Badu
Bohemian swag I like and I’m a sucker for
Cudi was performing

By this time little momma pulls out two pills
Me: What’s that..
You got a headache at a concert
Her: You joking right(that damn British accent)
Me: No
Now I’ve only been an avid weed smoker and never really heard of tabs like that..
I was still sheltered to certain drugs
Don’t judge me
Anyway
Her: It’s ecstasy..
You never had it before
Me: Nah, I just smoke weed and drink
Her: I got a virgin
Here..
I want you to roll with me
Me:
So we take it
Dancing and shyt
Me: When does this kick in
I don’t feel shyt
Her: Give it a couple more minutes
By this time Pharrell and N.E.R.D. are playing

And I felt ever cord
This shyt was amazing
Euphoria
I’m really on a different planet now
She noticed and starts kissing me
Just her touching me
But I noticed I’m not really getting hard though
She grabs my hand and says
Her: Let’s get outta here
Me:
Get in a cab and we going at it
But I’m still not hard
I’m thinking my dikk don’t work
I know what whiskey dikk feels like
And how hard it is to fukk on it
But this some different shyt
But I’m the most turned on I’ve ever been
shyt doesn’t make sense
So we get back to her room
Still clawing at each other
But my mouth is dry as fukk and I start having

jaw
Me: is this an effect of taking tabs
Her: Yeah..
Let me get you some water

Drunk about three bottles straight
So we still going and my dikk still ain’t hard
Me: I want to fukk you so bad but my mans ain’t up to the challenge
Her: Yeah..
This has happened before
Try this
Now
Like I said
Drink and weed are my only drugs of choice up to this point
This bytch pulls out a little bag of blow
But I’m so turned on and I can’t let this tender from London
Think I’m a bytch
And she was a baddie to me
When in Rome
Took a bump of that shyt
Now I’m extra high
But she sucking my dikk and I’m finally getting hard
Top 5 fukking session in my life
Don’t even know how many times we fukked that night
So around 11AM
I woke up with the biggest headache
Clothes everywhere
Just chaos around
This is where shyt takes a turn
I turn over and she still was a baddie
But I noticed something weird
She only had one leg wrapped around me
Now I’m thinking
Maybe I’m sleeping on her leg
But I’m a good 230 @ the time
Ain’t no way this girl can withstand this weight
She 5’2
110 max
So I jump up out the bed and land on something hard
I done broke her prosthetic leg on the floor
That wakes her up out of dead sleep
Me: Ummm
Her: *stares at the ground*
shyt happens
Me: What
Her: Yeah..
Your not the first to break one of my legs
Little momma had a back up leg in her luggage for the occasion
So we shower
Get dress and kick it for the rest of SXSW
Never popped a pill again or did blow
fukked her sober for the rest of the weekend

But to answer op
Original question
Had a BBW Vietnamese chick ride my face
Did BDSM with her
Anal
Nipple claps
Slapped her
Choked her
Didn’t fukk for quite some time after that
I was at rock bottom that night

lmao my guy you’ve been through some shyt

 

[patscorpio]

Spoiler: Another long story

It’s not the worst
But the fukkery is too great not to tell
It was either 2008 or 2009
Those two years were a blur
I recently moved back to Houston
To take care of Ma Dukes and her cancer scare
After seeing her through to remission
I decided to treat myself to something big
Never went to SXSW in Austin
Decided to go solo dolo for the weekend
Since I was more of a lone wolf in Houston
Compared to the Bay
Best decision followed by the weirdest decision
That year everybody and they momma performed
Ye
Pharrell
CudI
It was crazy
So at one of these “secret” concerts
I met this little tender from London
Had the head wrap like Badu
Bohemian swag I like and I’m a sucker for
Cudi was performing

By this time little momma pulls out two pills
Me: What’s that..
You got a headache at a concert
Her: You joking right(that damn British accent)
Me: No
Now I’ve only been an avid weed smoker and never really heard of tabs like that..
I was still sheltered to certain drugs
Don’t judge me
Anyway
Her: It’s ecstasy..
You never had it before
Me: Nah, I just smoke weed and drink
Her: I got a virgin
Here..
I want you to roll with me
Me:
So we take it
Dancing and shyt
Me: When does this kick in
I don’t feel shyt
Her: Give it a couple more minutes
By this time Pharrell and N.E.R.D. are playing

And I felt ever cord
This shyt was amazing
Euphoria
I’m really on a different planet now
She noticed and starts kissing me
Just her touching me
But I noticed I’m not really getting hard though
She grabs my hand and says
Her: Let’s get outta here
Me:
Get in a cab and we going at it
But I’m still not hard
I’m thinking my dikk don’t work
I know what whiskey dikk feels like
And how hard it is to fukk on it
But this some different shyt
But I’m the most turned on I’ve ever been
shyt doesn’t make sense
So we get back to her room
Still clawing at each other
But my mouth is dry as fukk and I start having

jaw
Me: is this an effect of taking tabs
Her: Yeah..
Let me get you some water

Drunk about three bottles straight
So we still going and my dikk still ain’t hard
Me: I want to fukk you so bad but my mans ain’t up to the challenge
Her: Yeah..
This has happened before
Try this
Now
Like I said
Drink and weed are my only drugs of choice up to this point
This bytch pulls out a little bag of blow
But I’m so turned on and I can’t let this tender from London
Think I’m a bytch
And she was a baddie to me
When in Rome
Took a bump of that shyt
Now I’m extra high
But she sucking my dikk and I’m finally getting hard
Top 5 fukking session in my life
Don’t even know how many times we fukked that night
So around 11AM
I woke up with the biggest headache
Clothes everywhere
Just chaos around
This is where shyt takes a turn
I turn over and she still was a baddie
But I noticed something weird
She only had one leg wrapped around me
Now I’m thinking
Maybe I’m sleeping on her leg
But I’m a good 230 @ the time
Ain’t no way this girl can withstand this weight
She 5’2
110 max
So I jump up out the bed and land on something hard
I done broke her prosthetic leg on the floor
That wakes her up out of dead sleep
Me: Ummm
Her: *stares at the ground*
shyt happens
Me: What
Her: Yeah..
Your not the first to break one of my legs
Little momma had a back up leg in her luggage for the occasion
So we shower
Get dress and kick it for the rest of SXSW
Never popped a pill again or did blow
fukked her sober for the rest of the weekend

But to answer op
Original question
Had a BBW Vietnamese chick ride my face
Did BDSM with her
Anal
Nipple claps
Slapped her
Choked her
Didn’t fukk for quite some time after that
I was at rock bottom that night

jesus

 

[Pseudonym]

Spoiler: Another long story

It’s not the worst
But the fukkery is too great not to tell
It was either 2008 or 2009
Those two years were a blur
I recently moved back to Houston
To take care of Ma Dukes and her cancer scare
After seeing her through to remission
I decided to treat myself to something big
Never went to SXSW in Austin
Decided to go solo dolo for the weekend
Since I was more of a lone wolf in Houston
Compared to the Bay
Best decision followed by the weirdest decision
That year everybody and they momma performed
Ye
Pharrell
CudI
It was crazy
So at one of these “secret” concerts
I met this little tender from London
Had the head wrap like Badu
Bohemian swag I like and I’m a sucker for
Cudi was performing

By this time little momma pulls out two pills
Me: What’s that..
You got a headache at a concert
Her: You joking right(that damn British accent)
Me: No
Now I’ve only been an avid weed smoker and never really heard of tabs like that..
I was still sheltered to certain drugs
Don’t judge me
Anyway
Her: It’s ecstasy..
You never had it before
Me: Nah, I just smoke weed and drink
Her: I got a virgin
Here..
I want you to roll with me
Me:
So we take it
Dancing and shyt
Me: When does this kick in
I don’t feel shyt
Her: Give it a couple more minutes
By this time Pharrell and N.E.R.D. are playing

And I felt ever cord
This shyt was amazing
Euphoria
I’m really on a different planet now
She noticed and starts kissing me
Just her touching me
But I noticed I’m not really getting hard though
She grabs my hand and says
Her: Let’s get outta here
Me:
Get in a cab and we going at it
But I’m still not hard
I’m thinking my dikk don’t work
I know what whiskey dikk feels like
And how hard it is to fukk on it
But this some different shyt
But I’m the most turned on I’ve ever been
shyt doesn’t make sense
So we get back to her room
Still clawing at each other
But my mouth is dry as fukk and I start having

jaw
Me: is this an effect of taking tabs
Her: Yeah..
Let me get you some water

Drunk about three bottles straight
So we still going and my dikk still ain’t hard
Me: I want to fukk you so bad but my mans ain’t up to the challenge
Her: Yeah..
This has happened before
Try this
Now
Like I said
Drink and weed are my only drugs of choice up to this point
This bytch pulls out a little bag of blow
But I’m so turned on and I can’t let this tender from London
Think I’m a bytch
And she was a baddie to me
When in Rome
Took a bump of that shyt
Now I’m extra high
But she sucking my dikk and I’m finally getting hard
Top 5 fukking session in my life
Don’t even know how many times we fukked that night
So around 11AM
I woke up with the biggest headache
Clothes everywhere
Just chaos around
This is where shyt takes a turn
I turn over and she still was a baddie
But I noticed something weird
She only had one leg wrapped around me
Now I’m thinking
Maybe I’m sleeping on her leg
But I’m a good 230 @ the time
Ain’t no way this girl can withstand this weight
She 5’2
110 max
So I jump up out the bed and land on something hard
I done broke her prosthetic leg on the floor
That wakes her up out of dead sleep
Me: Ummm
Her: *stares at the ground*
shyt happens
Me: What
Her: Yeah..
Your not the first to break one of my legs
Little momma had a back up leg in her luggage for the occasion
So we shower
Get dress and kick it for the rest of SXSW
Never popped a pill again or did blow
fukked her sober for the rest of the weekend

But to answer op
Original question
Had a BBW Vietnamese chick ride my face
Did BDSM with her
Anal
Nipple claps
Slapped her
Choked her
Didn’t fukk for quite some time after that
I was at rock bottom that night

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

Since I got my standards I never had sex with a woman I didnt find attractive so no experiences where Im disgusted with myself afterwards.
With porn though, Jesus Christ

 

[Clay Puppington]

when she told me she missed her period

What ever an out of body experience is like, Im sure i had that the first time a girl told me she was late.

I have never prayed so fukking hard in my life

I think he heard me

Good looking out J.C

 

[Address_Unknown]

Spoiler: By Myself

Had to be around 15. I remember one night I just woke up with a piss boner, grabbed my shyts and just jerked right the fukk off in my boxer shorts for absolutely no reason other than to feel that slight rush of dopeamine you get from ejaculating. No media. No foreplay, no arousal. Hard dikk (Pause) Grip that shyts (Double pause) I remember sitting at the edge of my bed, unnecessarily sticky from my own ministrations coming to terms that I did indeed have a Masturbation problem and decided to do something about it. Showered, Tossed away those boxers (on some symbolism shyt) said a prayer and went back to sleep.

Woke up a few hours later, sticky again because, 15, no cheeks and having wet dreams 'cause you done aroused yaself nocturnally through the night with ya juvenile shenanigans'.

Penned a Ration/Reward system for myself in school that day to curb this issue, 'cause that was one of the most pathetic feelings I ever had in life, that night.

Spoiler: With a Chick

Hard to tell, since I've never in my life slept with a woman that I wasn't attracted to and in most situations, never put myself in a situation where I'd regret it enough to think the whole encounter was a mistake DIRECTLY after I got my nut and lord, there has been some instances where I was close to it:-

- The time I almost got killed in an Amsterdam whore house by some Slavic fukkers after an impromptu threesome.
- The time I broke my Septum eating a broad out on an old fashioned bed and had to be rushed to Casualty.
- The time I swallowed something 'extra' eating a broad out....and had to be rushed to Casualty.

But I guess the only time I regretted the whole ordeal directly afterwards to the point of wishing I hadn't, was when I nearly killed myself fukking around with Viagra as a healthy, Mid 20 year old man.

Spoiler: Story

Alright. So I'm in England. Currently out of the clutches of my first, psychopathically evil ex, meeting and slamming ass with broads after enduring years of low self esteem and one crucial but hurtful relationship, realzing that all the lies she told me, about myself, weren't true. Women had no problem with me, heck, they wanted me once I presented myself right and they were quite pleased to amazed at a breh's sexual energy/prowress (lowkey humble brag, but after being a simp from 17-23 a breh welcomed all the confidence and accolades he could get)

Anyways, out and about being a rudebwoi scoundrel, making friends and meeting their friends, I met up on a 5'4" Afro Puerto Rican broad. Rosie Perez sounding accent and got pulled into a "Ms Fat Booty" situation with here, where we bounced off each other that whole night until a friend came by, introduced me properly and we started hanging out during her time up there.

Things didn't go the way we wanted it, but we was feeling each other and writing IOU's dipped in sex for whenever we got the chance to go at it like we been talking since the chemistry we found hanging out for that one week was surprisingly good. A bit of note, while I'm often quick to let a chick know that I'm quite capable of going the distance, Stamina wise due to my 'training', my Bro told me that he practically amped me up to be some sort of Sexual Superman, breaking broads off three nuts a day and twice at night like some sort of porn star like "Really, My nikka? You couldn't have just told her that she wouldn't be able to walk afterwards or something? Am I auditioning for a Hentai or something?" But I couldn't be too mad at breh, she liked what she heard, confessed that she was very sexual and dominant and appreciated dudes of that nature, so I decided to live up to it...or die trying to.

Fast forward to about to years later, she in Connecticut about to head on up to New York for a week with a house to herself. Who happens to be in Conn at the time and realized shyt wasn't nothing more than a bus ride away? So I hit her up, she excited, we excited, she sets me up with the proper bus route and a number to call her up, I get my affairs in order, give my immediate folks her location incase....whatever, and I'm out.

Now on my way out, I meet up with an old head partner of mine, 50+ and I outline what I plan to do and how I plan to do it and he goes to his bedroom and comes out with a pack of Viagra and goes "Break one of them bytches in half when you need a boost. Go handle ya thang, Youngblood." and I'm like "Motherfukker, why you insulting me? I ain't got time nor taste for this bullshyt. I'm good in that department." and he like "Then use the shyts or don't. If you don't, bring my shyts back, is all." but I'm on the way out, eager to get to all that flat back fukking me and her been promising each other, so I take it, thank him for the game and keep it pushing.

Got greeted like a Soldier on shore leave in Port Authority, make the rounds, go out for some footsie and dinner, catch up, rekindle that lust we both was jabbering about across the pond that's less than an hour away from happening, go home, and go at it. We both fall asleep, satisfied, exhausted. I'm in.

Wake up. Grab a titty, we at it again. Attempt to make breakfast, she hanging off the counter and I'm peering around making sure ain't no peep freaks looking at me through no window like I'm in one of those 90's drama movies 'cause the drapes ain't closed. Making plans to go shower so we can go out, a breh got greedy, captured her panty line with my finger and damn near ripped them draws asunder, she laughs and heads on into the bedroom, I'm going in. Pick up my trousers, about to hang 'em up proper and I feel it.

Under the scrutiny of my sweaty, salty fingers, I pull out, what I assumed was gum only to see them blue heart pills staring a breh in the face as I remembered how I got 'em and what I got 'em for. Now I've never been shy about the fact that I got two nuts and can produce enough goo for deux rounds but like Icarus after he realized that the magic of flight should be enjoyed as wantonly as possible when caught up in the moment of heady bliss like I was, I threw caution to the wind

Popped one out the pack, washed it down with two bottles of water, stomped off to the bedroom and happily mauled her again. Now during the shyts, I remember really pushing for the burn and if you ain't never pushed ya joint past what you thought it could do, then you prolly won't know what I'm talking about. Head flaring, vascularity throbbing, skin peeling, maximum blood flow type RIGIDITY and she at your mercy until ya system shuts the shyt down and puts you out of commission with a nut that's so intense you get eye squigglies over.

Spoiler: In reality

I prolly had a minor stroke, with my dumb ass.

I remember collapsing, like literally collapsing to the point where she couldn't move, but was mad appreciative of the effort, sweat and capillaries I burst amongst other things to give her that Wrestlemania type match we been hyping for damn near two years between each other. She kissing on a breh, holding onto a breh, just ensconcing a breh with the warmth of a sweaty, satisfied woman and I'm laying with my head down, lost in the flesh of her shoulder blade, blinking furiously trying to correct my vision and catch my breath.

I shyt you not, I could not see for a minute, It feels like someone slathered quick drying mortar around my heart, my head's pounding, and she sounded garbled.....and my dikk's still hard. After what I can only assume was a few minutes, fukk if I know at this point where I am or what's happening, she finally shuffles a breh to the side with a giggle, announces that she gonna go shower so we can get ready (Leaving breh with an invitation to join), flicks my shyts and all I hear is footfalls padding down the hall way...and I'm on that high ass bed, wracked with heart palpitations in the wet spot.

Deciding that this wasn't the doubled queen sized mattress I wanted to die on, I roll out of bed, stumble onto the floor, plop down in a chair and try to regulate my breathing with little success.

I'm breathing through my nostrils, moist with worry, mucus and trickling tears 'cause I'm convinced my stupid ass about to catch a massive coronary any moment and I'm gonna make the news in the worst way, I'm looking down at my joint that's there, protruding, after three orgasms with no sign of subsiding, just at attention, while TAPS solemnly blares in my mental, she comes back in, freshly scrubbed, naked, drying her hair with a towel, sees me sitting with my shyts up in the air and decides to jump on it and continue teasing a breh at what is possibly one of the worst times ever, in my life, going through so much physical pain and worry.

It's only after I manage to squeak out that I'm fukking dying, after she stopped singing whatever hoe anthem she was rapping while pogoing my dikk does she start to realize the situation at hand and the fact that not only am I cold to the touch, my joint is...RIGID...and my chest/forehead has audible heart beats that seem to be mimicking beatbox cadences in different time signatures.

She's like "Boy, you good? Why you so?"

Me "Fetch....a...doc...tor...."

Her: "Boy, what's wrong? What? Why you? Oh god!"

Me "Quick...quick...dikk.....won't....stop..."

Her "Boy, stop playing!" *Arm swats and giggles* She jumps off my prick, kiss me and leave.

It's only AFTER She went out to get dressed did she see that I wasn't playing, 'cause I tried to get up, felt my head and eyes go blank and I stumbled back to what I thought was the chair, but ended up bouncing off a night table, rolling to the floor with my chest heaving and my shyt's still up. shyt was not a joke then. Managed to squeak out a stifled version of what happened and she made a panicked call to an Aunt who was a nurse, explaining that a "Friend" of hers and her boyfriend was fukking around with Viagra, and that dude took a pill and now his dikk ain't going down and he having chest pains.

Needless to say, a breh took one and only painful sitting spongebath I could since standing was a chore at this point, gingerly got dressed with her help, hid in a door way while she waited outside for a cab and got taken to where?.....Casualty to get treated for what was labelled on my doctor's report as "A case of aggressive Priapism."

Stop ya heart trying to leave the nuts hanging out a broad and get blood drawn from ya dikks, brehs. She was a real one though and found it funny if not...'charmingly sweet' as she called it.

Spoiler: TL:DR Version

Take maximum strength dikk pills for impress chicks, brehs.

 

[Luken]

something like this....

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

I’m speechless