What’s the worst post nut clarity situation you ever had.

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Had to be around 15. I remember one night I just woke up with a piss boner, grabbed my shyts and just jerked right the fukk off in my boxer shorts for absolutely no reason other than to feel that slight rush of dopeamine you get from ejaculating. No media. No foreplay, no arousal. Hard dikk (Pause) Grip that shyts (Double pause) I remember sitting at the edge of my bed, unnecessarily sticky from my own ministrations coming to terms that I did indeed have a Masturbation problem and decided to do something about it. Showered, Tossed away those boxers (on some symbolism shyt) said a prayer and went back to sleep.

Woke up a few hours later, sticky again because, 15, no cheeks and having wet dreams 'cause you done aroused yaself nocturnally through the night with ya juvenile shenanigans'.
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Penned a Ration/Reward system for myself in school that day to curb this issue, 'cause that was one of the most pathetic feelings I ever had in life, that night.

Hard to tell, since I've never in my life slept with a woman that I wasn't attracted to and in most situations, never put myself in a situation where I'd regret it enough to think the whole encounter was a mistake DIRECTLY after I got my nut and lord, there has been some instances where I was close to it:-

- The time I almost got killed in an Amsterdam whore house by some Slavic fukkers after an impromptu threesome. :to:
- The time I broke my Septum eating a broad out on an old fashioned bed and had to be rushed to Casualty.:francis:
- The time I swallowed something 'extra' eating a broad out....and had to be rushed to Casualty.:stopitslime:

But I guess the only time I regretted the whole ordeal directly afterwards to the point of wishing I hadn't, was when I nearly killed myself fukking around with Viagra as a healthy, Mid 20 year old man.:sadbron:
Alright. So I'm in England. Currently out of the clutches of my first, psychopathically evil ex, meeting and slamming ass with broads after enduring years of low self esteem and one crucial but hurtful relationship, realzing that all the lies she told me, about myself, weren't true. Women had no problem with me, heck, they wanted me once I presented myself right and they were quite pleased to amazed at a breh's sexual energy/prowress (lowkey humble brag, but after being a simp from 17-23 a breh welcomed all the confidence and accolades he could get)

Anyways, out and about being a rudebwoi scoundrel, making friends and meeting their friends, I met up on a 5'4" Afro Puerto Rican broad. Rosie Perez sounding accent and got pulled into a "Ms Fat Booty" situation with here, where we bounced off each other that whole night until a friend came by, introduced me properly and we started hanging out during her time up there.

Things didn't go the way we wanted it, but we was feeling each other and writing IOU's dipped in sex for whenever we got the chance to go at it like we been talking since the chemistry we found hanging out for that one week was surprisingly good. A bit of note, while I'm often quick to let a chick know that I'm quite capable of going the distance, Stamina wise due to my 'training', my Bro told me that he practically amped me up to be some sort of Sexual Superman, breaking broads off three nuts a day and twice at night like some sort of porn star like :aicmon:"Really, My nikka? You couldn't have just told her that she wouldn't be able to walk afterwards or something? Am I auditioning for a Hentai or something?" But I couldn't be too mad at breh, she liked what she heard, confessed that she was very sexual and dominant and appreciated dudes of that nature, so I decided to live up to it...or die trying to.:smugdraper:

Fast forward to about to years later, she in Connecticut about to head on up to New York for a week with a house to herself. Who happens to be in Conn at the time and realized shyt wasn't nothing more than a bus ride away?:leon: So I hit her up, she excited, we excited, she sets me up with the proper bus route and a number to call her up, I get my affairs in order, give my immediate folks her location incase....whatever, and I'm out.

Now on my way out, I meet up with an old head partner of mine, 50+ and I outline what I plan to do and how I plan to do it:obama: and he goes to his bedroom and comes out with a pack of Viagra and goes "Break one of them bytches in half when you need a boost. Go handle ya thang, Youngblood." and I'm like :demonic: "Motherfukker, why you insulting me? I ain't got time nor taste for this bullshyt. I'm good in that department." and he like "Then use the shyts or don't. If you don't, bring my shyts back, is all." but I'm on the way out, eager to get to all that flat back fukking me and her been promising each other, so I take it, thank him for the game and keep it pushing.

Got greeted like a Soldier on shore leave in Port Authority,:ahh: make the rounds, go out for some footsie and dinner, catch up, rekindle that lust we both was jabbering about across the pond that's less than an hour away from happening, go home, and go at it.:ohlawd: We both fall asleep, satisfied, exhausted. I'm in.

Wake up. Grab a titty, we at it again. Attempt to make breakfast, she hanging off the counter and I'm peering around making sure ain't no peep freaks looking at me through no window like I'm in one of those 90's drama movies 'cause the drapes ain't closed. Making plans to go shower so we can go out, a breh got greedy, captured her panty line with my finger and damn near ripped them draws asunder, she laughs and heads on into the bedroom, I'm going in.:salute: Pick up my trousers, about to hang 'em up proper and I feel it. :shaq:

Under the scrutiny of my sweaty, salty fingers, I pull out, what I assumed was gum only to see them blue heart pills staring a breh in the face as I remembered how I got 'em and what I got 'em for. Now I've never been shy about the fact that I got two nuts and can produce enough goo for deux rounds but like Icarus after he realized that the magic of flight should be enjoyed as wantonly as possible when caught up in the moment of heady bliss like I was, I threw caution to the wind
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Popped one out the pack, washed it down with two bottles of water, stomped off to the bedroom and happily mauled her again. Now during the shyts, I remember really pushing for the burn and if you ain't never pushed ya joint past what you thought it could do, then you prolly won't know what I'm talking about. Head flaring, vascularity throbbing, skin peeling, maximum blood flow type RIGIDITY and she at your mercy until ya system shuts the shyt down and puts you out of commission with a nut that's so intense you get eye squigglies over.
I prolly had a minor stroke, with my dumb ass.:mjlol:

I remember collapsing, like literally collapsing to the point where she couldn't move, but was mad appreciative of the effort, sweat and capillaries I burst amongst other things to give her that Wrestlemania type match we been hyping for damn near two years between each other. She kissing on a breh, holding onto a breh, just ensconcing a breh with the warmth of a sweaty, satisfied woman and I'm laying with my head down, lost in the flesh of her shoulder blade, blinking furiously trying to correct my vision and catch my breath.

I shyt you not, I could not see for a minute, It feels like someone slathered quick drying mortar around my heart, my head's pounding, and she sounded garbled.....and my dikk's still hard. :merchant: After what I can only assume was a few minutes, fukk if I know at this point where I am or what's happening, she finally shuffles a breh to the side with a giggle, announces that she gonna go shower so we can get ready (Leaving breh with an invitation to join), flicks my shyts and all I hear is footfalls padding down the hall way...and I'm on that high ass bed, wracked with heart palpitations in the wet spot.

Deciding that this wasn't the doubled queen sized mattress I wanted to die on, I roll out of bed, stumble onto the floor, plop down in a chair and try to regulate my breathing with little success.
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I'm breathing through my nostrils, moist with worry, mucus and trickling tears 'cause I'm convinced my stupid ass about to catch a massive coronary any moment and I'm gonna make the news in the worst way, I'm looking down at my joint that's there, protruding, after three orgasms with no sign of subsiding, just at attention, while TAPS solemnly blares in my mental, she comes back in, freshly scrubbed, naked, drying her hair with a towel, sees me sitting with my shyts up in the air and decides to jump on it and continue teasing a breh at what is possibly one of the worst times ever, in my life, going through so much physical pain and worry.

It's only after I manage to squeak out that I'm fukking dying, after she stopped singing whatever hoe anthem she was rapping while pogoing my dikk does she start to realize the situation at hand and the fact that not only am I cold to the touch, my joint is...RIGID...and my chest/forehead has audible heart beats that seem to be mimicking beatbox cadences in different time signatures.

She's like "Boy, you good? Why you so?"

Me "Fetch....a...doc...tor...."

Her: "Boy, what's wrong? What? Why you? Oh god!"

Me "Quick...quick...dikk.....won't....stop..."

Her "Boy, stop playing!" *Arm swats and giggles* She jumps off my prick, kiss me and leave.

It's only AFTER She went out to get dressed did she see that I wasn't playing, 'cause I tried to get up, felt my head and eyes go blank and I stumbled back to what I thought was the chair, but ended up bouncing off a night table, rolling to the floor with my chest heaving and my shyt's still up. shyt was not a joke then. Managed to squeak out a stifled version of what happened and she made a panicked call to an Aunt who was a nurse, explaining that a "Friend" of hers and her boyfriend was fukking around with Viagra, and that dude took a pill and now his dikk ain't going down and he having chest pains.

Needless to say, a breh took one and only painful sitting spongebath I could since standing was a chore at this point, gingerly got dressed with her help, hid in a door way while she waited outside for a cab and got taken to where?.....Casualty to get treated for what was labelled on my doctor's report as "A case of aggressive Priapism.":to:

Stop ya heart trying to leave the nuts hanging out a broad and get blood drawn from ya dikks, brehs. She was a real one though and found it funny if not...'charmingly sweet' as she called it.


Take maximum strength dikk pills for impress chicks, brehs.:sadbron:
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The nikka told you to take half
 
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Louisiana Fisher said:
I’m sitting there playing 2k and keep glancing back and nikkas was just straight dogging her. shyt made me feel sick. That’s someone’s daughter. So when I was up I was slow humping and kissing her shoulders and back.
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that last nikka during the train always be on some shyt like that. dont feel bad breh.
 
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Had a threesome on new years eve 2007..met two cac girls at the club. Me and my brother were doing olympic styled amounts of boilermakers(beer and gin),i was completely blatto by the time we arrived at the club. We came in,my brother is an extravert and thats an understatement..He will walk in a club,head to the bar,take a drink and start chatting up everything that catches his eye,relentless on the pick up. I'm more laid back but this night i was off the boilers and we came in rowdy as fukk. After 20 minutes i sit down on one the couches and my bro goes off to piss. Two girls sit down next to me and see i am twisted but start talking to me "Oh my God,you're fukked up,i can tell,me too.blah bah..turns out they both did X and had a bunch of drinks. we talk and they can't shut up or stop touching me,now my brother comes back and sees me on the couch with two fine cac heaux,he joins us and is straight to the point on some : so you guys wanna leave with us,we'll do one more drink and we out right? Girls start laughing in his face and they both say "Nah,we wanna go home with him,not you"..we have one more drink and we out..in the car my brother is still scheming but its a hard no from the thotties. We arrive at one of the girl's crib and i say peace to my bro. we get upstairs,the short one grabs me from behind and starts taking off my shirt,the other one pulls out a bag of blow and takes a bump,joins us and starts taking her own clothes off,meanwhile i am on some:noah::ahh::banderas:..high and drunk,they are laughing and talking shyt..we get naked and go in her bedroom..the shorter one has some tid ole bitties and i start licking on them thangs,the tall one starts grabbing my dikk and jerks me off while looking at me on some:youngsabo:. we lay down on the bed and they start making out grabbing on me to join the tongue kissing, i do..it\s about to go down when the tall one starts getting this face:sadcam: and says.."I have to throw up..i want to stop but the short freak is not trying to hear all that and starts sucking my dikk..the tall one had this absent look on her face and wants to join in on the dikk sucking..but i can tell she's having a hard time keeping it together..:rudy:She bops on my dikk..and i could see the build up of vomit coming up her throat..i push her away but it's too late..she vomits on the bed,the short freak and i jump up and she lets it all go...We all look at each other:scusthov::mindblown:..the short one starts laughing and and grabs my dikk again,im still not in my right mind so i let her suck me off while she is on the bed with vomit all around us,the tall one spits on the floor and joins the dikksucking..it went all the way deviant after that..we fukked like animals but as soon as i busted my nut..i am stone cold sober and the clarity sets in:snoop::lupe::sadbron:whole room smells like p*ssy,ass juice,vomit and I just fukked two degenerates raw,that are now past out on the vomit/ass and p*ssy juice covered bed.. maaan.. I left that house so fast..didn't tell my bro what really happened for over a year,I haven't had boilermakers with Stacy since then out of fear going off the deep end again.
 
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The one I feel the weirdest about.

I smashed a noticeably pregnant chick. No, we were not together. No, the child she was carrying was not mine. We weren't even dating. She was actually with someone else so I was the other man. I don't know how it happened, it just did. :francis:

The worst part is, so many bells were going off in my head that I shouldn't but gravity-defying t*ts, the most luscious lips in the world, and a skin tone so lustrous it shines like bronze in the sun will make a breh question himself. I was also young and stupid. It didn't really sink in until I got up and she was rubbing her belly with a smile on her face while texting her boyfriend and I was like :conceit: at myself.
 
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