Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?

[smoove157]

before 911?

911 started in 1968 breh...
damn, i thought i was the old head in the coli.

you a triple OG out here.

i was thinking the same thing, then i thought maybe they just aint have the manual dexterity to actually dial the numbers on the phone.

anyway, walked in on my roommate in college smashing his girl. it was the middle of the day and i was grabbing a roll up from the room. my dude aint even bother to lock the door, i just walked right in.

she was on top, and he saw me walk in, head nodded me, and just kept doing his thing. i got the dutch and bounced.

 

[Dada]

I didn't walk in on it so much as I was just there. My college roommate thought I was asleep and gave her boyfriend a blow job on the bunk beneath me. The sucking sounds will haunt me all my days.

 

[CakeEater]

I didn't walk in on it so much as I was just there. My college roommate thought I was asleep and gave her boyfriend a blow job on the bunk beneath me. The sucking sounds will haunt me all my days.

should of joined in

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

A stray dog dragging my cat's bloody, lifeless body off the patio and away into the night. I was 19 I think at the time. Had the cat since I was 7. That shyt fukked me up bad. I'm getting sad thinking about it now.

 

[Dada]

should of joined in

Maybe if it happens again I'll think, "Be like CakeEater" and jump right in.

 

[Leasy]

A stray dog dragging my cat's bloody, lifeless body off the patio and away into the night. I was 19 I think at the time. Had the cat since I was 7. That shyt fukked me up bad. I'm getting sad thinking about it now.

Damm dog got him some p*ssy that night.

 

[Groanman]

before 911?

911 started in 1968 breh...
damn, i thought i was the old head in the coli.

you a triple OG out here.

Well, this was the middles 80s. We didn't know about no 911.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Hmmm only thing I can think of was my gay roommate (He was one of 2, the other was straight and coo) making out with his lover when they thought I wasnt home but I'd got home early, went to the kitchen, he walks dude out his room then I hear "bye honey" and some lip smacking as I'm leaving the kitchen and saw them french kissing. I knew he was gay but he usually kept that shyt discreet. I was kinda like about it, but he looked a little bit embarrassed. As if I didn't know he was gay with that strong ass lisp.

One time I left my room open to get some fresh air as I was cleaning, and I hear bare feet run across the hall (we had wood floors). ol boy musta forgot his towel in his room, and had to get to his room which in order to get too you have to pass my room. That shyt was mad funny, just hearing feet and a quick blur of flesh pass my peripheral. :rosslol:

 

[Leasy]

One time I left my room open to get some fresh air as I was cleaning, and I hear bare feet run across the hall (we had wood floors). ol boy musta forgot his towel in his room, and had to get to his room which in order to get too you have to pass my room. That shyt was mad funny, just hearing feet and a quick blur of flesh pass my peripheral. :rosslol:

That shyt aint funny breh.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

That shyt aint funny breh.

It was funny to me. You must not have left your towel in your room and needed to get to your room with a house full of people, that shyt is comedy. He could have just called my name I'd have gotten it for him, but he probably didn't want me snooping around his room (plus he had a small pug in there that hated me). Not my problem.

 

[Two Stacks]

this thread has me in tears.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Well, this was the middles 80s. We didn't know about no 911.

you lived in a cave breh?

 

[ryshy]

My dad giving my mom backshots

this just may be one of the best op posts of all time

 

[Lord Piffington]

LMAO I remember this day when I was young. I went to this friend house, and don't know why, I went to his bedroom window to seee if he was there sleeping or some shyt.


The dude was hugged with his dog (wich was a she) like a fukking couple.


So I told it to everyone and the dude got bullyed about it for like 1 year lmao

I would have made fun of you breh, sneaking around other mens bedrooms in the middle of the night and shiit

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

THIS GUY WAS BLOWING ANOTHER GUY'S BACK OUT IN A SPEEDWAY BATHROOM. NOT EVEN IN A STALL. JUST BENT OVER A SINK. fukkED UP MY WHOLE DAY.