Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?

[Solano707]

fukk everyone who dapped this

I'm just tryna contribute to the daily discussions

/me Goes back and daps CakeEater

 

[DEAD7]

I walked in on my uncle beatin his meat in the hospital when he broke his foot. Niggga tried to say he was scratching his leg

 

[TRFG]

Walked in on my moms getting eaten out when I was 15, I'm only 20 now, shyt fukked me up for life

the bedwench was getting that train ranned on her

The disrespect

 

[Ohms Law]

Walked in on my moms getting eaten out when I was 15, I'm only 20 now, shyt fukked me up for life

She was getting eaten out by your dad........ Right

 

[The Don]

Reverse situation. I was 17 and was at home in my room with my door locked, my then bd was eating my pusc. I kept hearing my door knob jiggle but paid it no mind cuz his tongue game was on point. All of a sudden my door creeps open, my lil sister done picked my lock and she sees us, she say , my bad I aint think no one was home and walks back out.

What he's not your bd now?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

What he's not your bd now?

nah, now hes my ex husband

 

[The Don]

nah, now hes my ex husband

got ya

 

[Groanman]

you lived in a cave breh?

Yes.

 

[Canon]

this thread is nuts

 

[Ooh Marty]

Bussing out the bando!


Wooooo @ this thread

Fix it Jesus ! :whet:

 

[h2o_proof]

So for those that don't know, my oldest son is 14. One day a few months ago, he came home from school and was really short with the convo, like he had something to do. We greeted each other and then he took off upstairs. I didn't really pay it no mind and just went back to doing what I was doing. About 20min later, I went upstairs to get my wallet because I needed to go run and errand so before I headed out, I stopped by his room just to let him know I was leaving. I thought it was strange that his door was closed and it was quiet, but was like whatever, and I didn't think to knock cuz it's my muthafukkin house, so I opened the door and there was a 'whooosh', like a gust of wind or something and then slight thump. It took me a half a second to process what had just happened. I slowed it down in my head and realized that he simultaneously did a 180 to go from laying on his back to laying on his stomach now fully draped under his comforter and he threw something. The thump I heard was his Ipod hitting the ground.

So now, I'm trying to keep from laughing cuz I pretty much assumed he was jacking off, but what was more funny was the fact that this nikka was trying to act like he was sleep, like he somehow defied the laws of gravity and moved so fast that I didn't catch that he was on his back just a moment before. While this goofy ass nikka is still thinking I'm thinking he sleep, I decide to pick up the Ipod to see what was going on, but it's locked, those shyts lock up so quick it's crazy. So I call out to him, I'm like "getcho ass up and unlock this Ipod for me", he's like "but why?", I'm like "just unlock it so I can see what you were looking at". He knows me, so he knows I ain't gonna ask no questions, I already knew what was going on, but I just wanted to see to make sure he wasn't looking at nothing sick. He unlocks the Ipod and I see Porn Hub or Porn Tube, one of them mobile sites, anyway, it's some strong chin, muscular looking broad getting tag teamed and I'm like
so I ask him "man you couldn't find no better shyt to look at?". I could tell he was embarrassed, damn near about to cry, he says "but I only had one free view left and thats what came up". Now I feel bad, cuz I could imagine the feeling, but at the same time it was still funny. I basically told him without telling him that he could easily find better shyt to look at with no restriction on views, which led to me giving him a whole lecture about how if the internet was this easily accessible when I was his age...

The convo ended with me telling him what my dad told me when I was his age which was that jacking off gave you pimples

 

[Food Mane]

My coke dealer and his crew with ropes and baseball bats, one of the dudes was rubbing down his bat with some oil. I owed the dude money too thankfully it was someone else they were preparing for

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I walked in on my aunt giving herself an enema when I was 8. bytch was straight naked in the bathroom with this long tube attached to the bag.

I stood there like wtf is this shyt ?

Her : NO ! GET OUT ! *shyt starts pouring out her ass*

I dipped out the crib with the quickness.

Hahahaha ohh shyt.

 

[Dooby]

 

[DrX]

my mom changing, the image of her breast is burned into my brain, no matter how hard i try to gforget......i cant


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