Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?

[BrownSound]

My nikka, did you sanitize that shyt?

actually no i shouldve, fukk it it was like a month ago

 

[Cat piss martini]

my big cousins running a train on
a chubby white girl........
room smelled like bleach and aquarium rocks.
nikkas shot me the look like
cousins: lil nikka you want in
me:

 

[h2o_proof]

my big cousins running a train on
a chubby white girl........
room smelled like bleach and aquarium rocks.
nikkas shot me the look like
cousins: lil nikka you want in
me:

 

[AntiHero]

My sister naked putting a pad on .

 

[flea]

So for those that don't know, my oldest son is 14. One day a few months ago, he came home from school and was really short with the convo, like he had something to do. We greeted each other and then he took off upstairs. I didn't really pay it no mind and just went back to doing what I was doing. About 20min later, I went upstairs to get my wallet because I needed to go run and errand so before I headed out, I stopped by his room just to let him know I was leaving. I thought it was strange that his door was closed and it was quiet, but was like whatever, and I didn't think to knock cuz it's my muthafukkin house, so I opened the door and there was a 'whooosh', like a gust of wind or something and then slight thump. It took me a half a second to process what had just happened. I slowed it down in my head and realized that he simultaneously did a 180 to go from laying on his back to laying on his stomach now fully draped under his comforter and he threw something. The thump I heard was his Ipod hitting the ground.

So now, I'm trying to keep from laughing cuz I pretty much assumed he was jacking off, but what was more funny was the fact that this nikka was trying to act like he was sleep, like he somehow defied the laws of gravity and moved so fast that I didn't catch that he was on his back just a moment before. While this goofy ass nikka is still thinking I'm thinking he sleep, I decide to pick up the Ipod to see what was going on, but it's locked, those shyts lock up so quick it's crazy. So I call out to him, I'm like "getcho ass up and unlock this Ipod for me", he's like "but why?", I'm like "just unlock it so I can see what you were looking at". He knows me, so he knows I ain't gonna ask no questions, I already knew what was going on, but I just wanted to see to make sure he wasn't looking at nothing sick. He unlocks the Ipod and I see Porn Hub or Porn Tube, one of them mobile sites, anyway, it's some strong chin, muscular looking broad getting tag teamed and I'm like
so I ask him "man you couldn't find no better shyt to look at?". I could tell he was embarrassed, damn near about to cry, he says "but I only had one free view left and thats what came up". Now I feel bad, cuz I could imagine the feeling, but at the same time it was still funny. I basically told him without telling him that he could easily find better shyt to look at with no restriction on views, which led to me giving him a whole lecture about how if the internet was this easily accessible when I was his age...

The convo ended with me telling him what my dad told me when I was his age which was that jacking off gave you pimples

That's fukked up. I hope he runs away

 

[duckbutta]

So for those that don't know, my oldest son is 14. One day a few months ago, he came home from school and was really short with the convo, like he had something to do. We greeted each other and then he took off upstairs. I didn't really pay it no mind and just went back to doing what I was doing. About 20min later, I went upstairs to get my wallet because I needed to go run and errand so before I headed out, I stopped by his room just to let him know I was leaving. I thought it was strange that his door was closed and it was quiet, but was like whatever, and I didn't think to knock cuz it's my muthafukkin house, so I opened the door and there was a 'whooosh', like a gust of wind or something and then slight thump. It took me a half a second to process what had just happened. I slowed it down in my head and realized that he simultaneously did a 180 to go from laying on his back to laying on his stomach now fully draped under his comforter and he threw something. The thump I heard was his Ipod hitting the ground.

So now, I'm trying to keep from laughing cuz I pretty much assumed he was jacking off, but what was more funny was the fact that this nikka was trying to act like he was sleep, like he somehow defied the laws of gravity and moved so fast that I didn't catch that he was on his back just a moment before. While this goofy ass nikka is still thinking I'm thinking he sleep, I decide to pick up the Ipod to see what was going on, but it's locked, those shyts lock up so quick it's crazy. So I call out to him, I'm like "getcho ass up and unlock this Ipod for me", he's like "but why?", I'm like "just unlock it so I can see what you were looking at". He knows me, so he knows I ain't gonna ask no questions, I already knew what was going on, but I just wanted to see to make sure he wasn't looking at nothing sick. He unlocks the Ipod and I see Porn Hub or Porn Tube, one of them mobile sites, anyway, it's some strong chin, muscular looking broad getting tag teamed and I'm like
so I ask him "man you couldn't find no better shyt to look at?". I could tell he was embarrassed, damn near about to cry, he says "but I only had one free view left and thats what came up". Now I feel bad, cuz I could imagine the feeling, but at the same time it was still funny. I basically told him without telling him that he could easily find better shyt to look at with no restriction on views, which led to me giving him a whole lecture about how if the internet was this easily accessible when I was his age...

The convo ended with me telling him what my dad told me when I was his age which was that jacking off gave you pimples

 

[Leasy]

So for those that don't know, my oldest son is 14. One day a few months ago, he came home from school and was really short with the convo, like he had something to do. We greeted each other and then he took off upstairs. I didn't really pay it no mind and just went back to doing what I was doing. About 20min later, I went upstairs to get my wallet because I needed to go run and errand so before I headed out, I stopped by his room just to let him know I was leaving. I thought it was strange that his door was closed and it was quiet, but was like whatever, and I didn't think to knock cuz it's my muthafukkin house, so I opened the door and there was a 'whooosh', like a gust of wind or something and then slight thump. It took me a half a second to process what had just happened. I slowed it down in my head and realized that he simultaneously did a 180 to go from laying on his back to laying on his stomach now fully draped under his comforter and he threw something. The thump I heard was his Ipod hitting the ground.

So now, I'm trying to keep from laughing cuz I pretty much assumed he was jacking off, but what was more funny was the fact that this nikka was trying to act like he was sleep, like he somehow defied the laws of gravity and moved so fast that I didn't catch that he was on his back just a moment before. While this goofy ass nikka is still thinking I'm thinking he sleep, I decide to pick up the Ipod to see what was going on, but it's locked, those shyts lock up so quick it's crazy. So I call out to him, I'm like "getcho ass up and unlock this Ipod for me", he's like "but why?", I'm like "just unlock it so I can see what you were looking at". He knows me, so he knows I ain't gonna ask no questions, I already knew what was going on, but I just wanted to see to make sure he wasn't looking at nothing sick. He unlocks the Ipod and I see Porn Hub or Porn Tube, one of them mobile sites, anyway, it's some strong chin, muscular looking broad getting tag teamed and I'm like
so I ask him "man you couldn't find no better shyt to look at?". I could tell he was embarrassed, damn near about to cry, he says "but I only had one free view left and thats what came up". Now I feel bad, cuz I could imagine the feeling, but at the same time it was still funny. I basically told him without telling him that he could easily find better shyt to look at with no restriction on views, which led to me giving him a whole lecture about how if the internet was this easily accessible when I was his age...

The convo ended with me telling him what my dad told me when I was his age which was that jacking off gave you pimples

Sir you need to make sure your son is not on The Coli with the tranny movement

 

[Food Mane]

Sir you need to make sure your son is not on The Coli with the tranny movement

lighten up

 

[h2o_proof]

Sir you need to make sure your son is not on The Coli with the tranny movement

lol naw he ain't. But that's what I was trying to explain to him when I lectured him, you can't be getting caught up like that over a nut, what's next? Midgets? Grannies? Cuckolds? Gotta be careful and sometimes just rely on your imagination when you need one of those last minute, spur of the moment nuts.

 

[Leasy]

lol naw he ain't. But that's what I was trying to explain to him when I lectured him, you can't be getting caught up like that over a nut, what's next? Midgets? Grannies? Cuckolds? Gotta be careful and sometimes just rely on your imagination when you need one of those last minute, spur of the moment nuts.

Respect and he def needed that.

 

[Leasy]

lighten up

Shut ya ass up and post something slut.

 

[R.O. Double]

Coming home from school, I walked in on my pop's girlfriend while ahe was walking down from the room to the bathroom bucket naked. Showing all her public hairs, she saw me as I saw her and she ran back into the room. I pulled an Abe Simpson and turned back around and went out the door. I then proceeded to knock on the same door that I just walked in. This whole scenario happened in like 5 seconds.

I'm only 10 years younger than her, at the time I was 16, so she was 26. We both pretended like it didn't happen and we never spoke of it.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Hmmm only thing I can think of was my gay roommate (He was one of 2, the other was straight and coo) making out with his lover when they thought I wasnt home but I'd got home early, went to the kitchen, he walks dude out his room then I hear "bye honey" and some lip smacking as I'm leaving the kitchen and saw them french kissing. I knew he was gay but he usually kept that shyt discreet. I was kinda like about it, but he looked a little bit embarrassed. As if I didn't know he was gay with that strong ass lisp.

One time I left my room open to get some fresh air as I was cleaning, and I hear bare feet run across the hall (we had wood floors). ol boy musta forgot his towel in his room, and had to get to his room which in order to get too you have to pass my room. That shyt was mad funny, just hearing feet and a quick blur of flesh pass my peripheral. :rosslol:

Notice how you didn't get one dap.

 

[Dooby]

Coming home from school, I walked in on my pop's girlfriend while ahe was walking down from the room to the bathroom bucket naked. Showing all her public hairs, she saw me as I saw her and she ran back into the room. I pulled an Abe Simpson and turned back around and went out the door. I then proceeded to knock on the same door that I just walked in. This whole scenario happened in like 5 seconds.

I'm only 10 years younger than her, at the time I was 16, so she was 26. We both pretended like it didn't happen and we never spoke of it.

Comeon man was the view at least nice? How was that view maaaaan?

 

[Lavish]

Was over a friend house...was about to dip...went to his room to tell him I was about to leave...

Walked in...he was smashing some chick...

Him :
Her:
Me:

Him: What's up folk you about to dip

Me: Uh...yeah

This nikka hopped up...butt ass naked...sweat all over his chest...juice all over his meat...meat bobbing up and down like it was agreeing with something I said...and gave me one of those old school dap and hugs...meat brushing against my pants leg

Me:

Him: Aight fool you gonna be back over her next week so I can run your ass in madden...

Me: Yeah

Her:

Then before I even left the room he just went right back to fukking..just dove back in and lifted her leg up and she was just like

Funniest thing is that I don't even know where the chick came from...we was in the living room smoking and drinking, he said he had to get something out his bedroom...chick wasn't there when we were...didn't come through the front door...there was no other car outside...