Super Ramon
Banned
Molly popping
Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?
- Thread starter CakeEater
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I walked in on myaunt giving herself an enema when I was 8. bytch was straight naked in the bathroom with this long tube attached to the bag.
I stood there likewtf is this shyt ?
Her :NO ! GET OUT !
*shyt starts pouring out her ass*
I dipped out the crib with the quickness.
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Was over a friend house...was about to dip...went to his room to tell him I was about to leave...
Walked in...he was smashing some chick...
Him :
Her:
Me:
Him: What's up folk you about to dip
Me: Uh...yeah
This nikka hopped up...butt ass naked...sweat all over his chest...juice all over his meat...meat bobbing up and down like it was agreeing with something I said...and gave me one of those old school dap and hugs...meat brushing against my pants leg
Me:
Him: Aight fool you gonna be back over her next week so I can run your ass in madden...
Me: Yeah
Her:
Then before I even left the room he just went right back to fukking..just dove back in and lifted her leg up and she was just like
Funniest thing is that I don't even know where the chick came from...we was in the living room smoking and drinking, he said he had to get something out his bedroom...chick wasn't there when we were...didn't come through the front door...there was no other car outside...
Walked in...he was smashing some chick...
Him :
Her:
Me:
Him: What's up folk you about to dip
Me: Uh...yeah
This nikka hopped up...butt ass naked...sweat all over his chest...juice all over his meat...meat bobbing up and down like it was agreeing with something I said...and gave me one of those old school dap and hugs...meat brushing against my pants leg
Me:
Him: Aight fool you gonna be back over her next week so I can run your ass in madden...
Me: Yeah
Her:
Then before I even left the room he just went right back to fukking..just dove back in and lifted her leg up and she was just like
Funniest thing is that I don't even know where the chick came from...we was in the living room smoking and drinking, he said he had to get something out his bedroom...chick wasn't there when we were...didn't come through the front door...there was no other car outside...
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
Reverse situation. I was 17 and was at home in my room with my door locked, my then bd was eating my pusc. I kept hearing my door knob jiggle but paid it no mind cuz his tongue game was on point. All of a sudden my door creeps open, my lil sister done picked my lock and she sees us, she say , my bad I aint think no one was home and walks back out.
Its a naked bytch in the room and you eyeballing your boy's meat? Eyes up man.Was over a friend house...was about to dip...went to his room to tell him I was about to leave...
Walked in...he was smashing some chick...
Him :
Her:
Me:
Him: What's up folk you about to dip
Me: Uh...yeah
This nikka hopped up...butt ass naked...sweat all over his chest...juice all over his meat...meat bobbing up and down like it was agreeing with something I said...and gave me one of those old school dap and hugs...meat brushing against my pants leg
Me:
Him: Aight fool you gonna be back over her next week so I can run your ass in madden...
Me: Yeah
Her:
Then before I even left the room he just went right back to fukking..just dove back in and lifted her leg up and she was just like
Funniest thing is that I don't even know where the chick came from...we was in the living room smoking and drinking, he said he had to get something out his bedroom...chick wasn't there when we were...didn't come through the front door...there was no other car outside...
Let naked nikkas with hard-ons give you hugs as they press it against your thigh brehs. I walked in on my uncle beatin his meat in the hospital when he broke his foot. Niggga tried to say he was scratching his leg
In court he could argue that he was..
I was at my fraternity house one party night (i am not in a Divine 9, for context) and I left my coat in one of my brother's rooms. The party was in full swing but I had to work in the morning so i was leaving a little early. 
I walk upstaris and hear random smash sounds, which is normal for a party of this nature so i chalked it up to the game. I go to the room where the coats were and my boy was in there zooted to 100 thousand trillion...and im like "where's my cotdamn coat, breh? :
"
And he's like "awww man, breh its in the balcony room man, we moved them because we were smoking in here...."
I go to the balcony room and realize that the phone call was coming from INSIDE the HOUSE, my coat was in the room with the sex sounds.
So I realized i was gonna have to blow up the spot cuz that was a real expensive peat coat, my mama gave me that coat. So I creep in and what the fukk do I see.
A full blown mouthbang, a chick literally circle jerking/mouthing like 5 dudes
I went 0 to 100, nikka real quick...did a barrel roll accros the room and got out before anyone saw on some Metal Gear shyt....i swear i haven't been back to the house since man
I walk upstaris and hear random smash sounds, which is normal for a party of this nature so i chalked it up to the game.
I go to the room where the coats were and my boy was in there zooted to 100 thousand trillion...and im like "where's my cotdamn coat, breh? :" And he's like "awww man, breh its in the balcony room man, we moved them because we were smoking in here...."
I go to the balcony room and realize that the phone call was coming from INSIDE the HOUSE, my coat was in the room with the sex sounds.
So I realized i was gonna have to blow up the spot cuz that was a real expensive peat coat, my mama gave me that coat. So I creep in and what the fukk do I see.
A full blown mouthbang, a chick literally circle jerking/mouthing like 5 dudes
I went 0 to 100, nikka real quick...did a barrel roll accros the room and got out before anyone saw on some Metal Gear shyt....i swear i haven't been back to the house since man
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
when i was 7, i walked in on my grandma getting outta the tub.... nuff said 
nuff said 
pimpineasy
Superstar
Was over a friend house...was about to dip...went to his room to tell him I was about to leave...
Walked in...he was smashing some chick...
Him :
Her:
Me:
Him: What's up folk you about to dip
Me: Uh...yeah
This nikka hopped up...butt ass naked...sweat all over his chest...juice all over his meat...meat bobbing up and down like it was agreeing with something I said...and gave me one of those old school dap and hugs...meat brushing against my pants leg
Me:
Him: Aight fool you gonna be back over her next week so I can run your ass in madden...
Me: Yeah
Her:
Then before I even left the room he just went right back to fukking..just dove back in and lifted her leg up and she was just like
Funniest thing is that I don't even know where the chick came from...we was in the living room smoking and drinking, he said he had to get something out his bedroom...chick wasn't there when we were...didn't come through the front door...there was no other car outside...
i literally had to bite my tongue from lol at work
that shyt got you excited?
pimpineasy
Superstar
is that what u got from that?that shyt got you excited?
B-Rock Odrama
Banned
when i was in jail one time and had to go pee i ended up passing a ancient corpse of a cac standing up wiping his ass
Groanman
Superstar
This was years before we could dial 911 for help.
I was visiting my favorite cousin for the summer.
We went inside to get some water and snacks.
We were in the kitchen and we heard like a muffled conversation coming from the bedroom part of the house.
(Auntie and Unk were supposed to be at work. I remember seeing both of them leave earlier that morning for work)
Both of us each grabbed a knife and began walking towards the voices.
We're getting closer.
Cousin: "That sound like my mama!"
Me: "Shhhh. Open the door slow so it won't creek too much."
He turned the knob and slowly opened the door just a little.
Auntie: "I like it better when you use your finger."
Me and Cousin:
Now, Auntie and Unk only had one car. So they drove together in the morning. Auntie would usually get dropped off by one of her coworkers.
I pushed the door wide opened!!! Me and Cousin ready to start the slicin'!!!
Maaaaaaaan!!!! Auntie was in the bed with a bytch!!!!!
Cousin: "Maaaamaaaaaa!!!!"
Auntie: "Get the fukk outta here!!! Close my goddamn doe!!!"
Me:
Auntie had some long ass nipples, man.
I was visiting my favorite cousin for the summer.
We went inside to get some water and snacks.
We were in the kitchen and we heard like a muffled conversation coming from the bedroom part of the house.
(Auntie and Unk were supposed to be at work. I remember seeing both of them leave earlier that morning for work)
Both of us each grabbed a knife and began walking towards the voices.
We're getting closer.
Cousin: "That sound like my mama!"
Me: "Shhhh. Open the door slow so it won't creek too much."
He turned the knob and slowly opened the door just a little.
Auntie: "I like it better when you use your finger."
Me and Cousin:
Now, Auntie and Unk only had one car. So they drove together in the morning. Auntie would usually get dropped off by one of her coworkers.
I pushed the door wide opened!!! Me and Cousin ready to start the slicin'!!!
Maaaaaaaan!!!! Auntie was in the bed with a bytch!!!!!
Cousin: "Maaaamaaaaaa!!!!"
Auntie: "Get the fukk outta here!!! Close my goddamn doe!!!"
Me:
Auntie had some long ass nipples, man.
Oroko Saki
The Shredder
I walked in on my brother with the jar of peanut butter and my dog