Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?

[patscorpio]

i have to think about it a little..so im going to sub for now...but at that enema story

 

[Idaeo]

me and my boy was at my ex-girlfriend's house. she and her mom(40yo MILF that resembled a lightskinned janet Jackson) randomally moved to our county in the middle of knowhere...they were living with a middle aged bald white guy. she and her friend went down the street. so I was like, "hey lets go see what's in that room that ALWAYS has the door closed."

I open the door and see a dominatrix dungeon. there was a leather "exam" table with stirrups and shackles, a sling hanging from the ceiling, mannequins all around the room with wigs and costumes, leather whips, latex geat....all kinds of BDSM shyt.

we eventually found her mom's business card and website that advertised all her dominatrix services.

 

[duckbutta]

Its a naked bytch in the room and you eyeballing your boy's meat? Eyes up man. Let naked nikkas with hard-ons give you hugs as they press it against your thigh brehs.

Man no one has time to process all of that...

If you never received dap from your friend while he's naked...you never had a real friend :yeah ok:

 

[BrownSound]

This nikka hopped up...butt ass naked...sweat all over his chest...juice all over his meat...meat bobbing up and down like it was agreeing with something I said...and gave me one of those old school dap and hugs...meat brushing against my pants leg

M.

fukking dead literally the funniest thing i read on the coli all year

 

[FistofJustice]

Went into my brother's room to get something and caught my little brother on the bed spread eagle fingerin' his booythole

 

[Remote]

These stories tho

 

[BrownSound]

this one time i went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and my brother walks out of there holding a freakin laptop... so yea u already know what he was doin
and no lie on everything its the same laptop im typing this on

 

[RealAssanova]

Happened last month...but it wasn't me that did the walkin in on.

I'm taking a piss inside my uncles apartment, bathroom door wide open, d!ck out, head cocked back like

my 14 year old cousin went to go pick up her brother from the bus stop but decided to come to the apartment first.

so here i am, piss streaming out...when she walks in...shouts my name...looks to the right and

her: "oh my godddddddd....OH....MY...GOD."

me: "mannnn....what the fukkk..." *d!ck whipping side to side with piss splattering all over the floor* as i reach to quickly shut the door

me: "maaann what the hell you doin here....you wasn't suppose to be here till 3:30!!!!"

her: "i know i knowwww.....but i wanted to get something first"

me: "why ain't you make noise with the keys man?? whyyyy? you my baby cuzz...you ain't suppose to see me nekkid"

me: "man, go get your brother and use the buzzer when you comin up"

her: "alright alright" ...*mumbles shyt beneath her breath*

my other cuzzin comes home from school (her older brother)....he walks in and i'm like...

me: "you never guess what just happened"

him: "what?"

me: i'm pissing with the door open when his sister comes in and catches me

him: "nikka, that's what happens when you get too comfortable i wud never do that shyt...even if no one is home..cuz what just happened to you might exactly happen"

me: "i know but .....i am ya'lls older cuzzin....what is she gonna think of me from now on.......what if your dad finds out"

him: "nikka ...just don't bring it up again and act like everything is normal"

when she came home...i'm like while she was like

 

[4fossa]

LMAO I remember this day when I was young. I went to this friend house, and don't know why, I went to his bedroom window to seee if he was there sleeping or some shyt.


The dude was hugged with his dog (wich was a she) like a fukking couple.


So I told it to everyone and the dude got bullyed about it for like 1 year lmao

 

[Super Ramon]

Went into my brother's room to get something and caught my little brother on the bed spread eagle fingerin' his booythole

Neg for ducktales

 

[XII]

@CakeEater made a decent thread?

 

[Leasy]

Happened last month...but it wasn't me that did the walkin in on.

I'm taking a piss inside my uncles apartment, bathroom door wide open, d!ck out, head cocked back like

my 14 year old cousin went to go pick up her brother from the bus stop but decided to come to the apartment first.

so here i am, piss streaming out...when she walks in...shouts my name...looks to the right and

her: "oh my godddddddd....OH....MY...GOD."

me: "mannnn....what the fukkk..." *d!ck whipping side to side with piss splattering all over the floor* as i reach to quickly shut the door

me: "maaann what the hell you doin here....you wasn't suppose to be here till 3:30!!!!"

her: "i know i knowwww.....but i wanted to get something first"

me: "why ain't you make noise with the keys man?? whyyyy? you my baby cuzz...you ain't suppose to see me nekkid"

me: "man, go get your brother and use the buzzer when you comin up"

her: "alright alright" ...*mumbles shyt beneath her breath*

my other cuzzin comes home from school (her older brother)....he walks in and i'm like...

me: "you never guess what just happened"

him: "what?"

me: i'm pissing with the door open when his sister comes in and catches me

him: "nikka, that's what happens when you get too comfortable i wud never do that shyt...even if no one is home..cuz what just happened to you might exactly happen"

me: "i know but .....i am ya'lls older cuzzin....what is she gonna think of me from now on.......what if your dad finds out"

him: "nikka ...just don't bring it up again and act like everything is normal"

when she came home...i'm like while she was like

Same thing happen to me but with my mother in law. I came home from work one day and my mother in law and sister was there. She was in my back part of my basement doing who knows what and i came down stairs to use the bathroom. As soon as i shut the door and whipping my dikk out the doors opens and she just sat there for like 2 minutes just looking at my dikk i was just about to piss but held that shyt waiting for her to close the door which she did after two minutes. Old bytch a pervert.

I felt violated lmao and never told my wifey.

 

[FistofJustice]

Neg for ducktales

That's why you didn't do ish

 

[Born2BKing]

this one time i went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and my brother walks out of there holding a freakin laptop... so yea u already know what he was doin
and no lie on everything its the same laptop im typing this on

My nikka, did you sanitize that shyt?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

This was years before we could dial 911 for help.

before 911?

911 started in 1968 breh...
damn, i thought i was the old head in the coli.

you a triple OG out here.