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Took 1 I met on FB to dinner. Nothing besides a few texts after that.

4 months later she was preggo.
 

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Bought her a birthday gift, walked her home almost every single day

She went on a school trip to DC and came back with boyfriend who bought her a plush and admitted his feelings for her
 

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--Met this bytch on pof
--We were talking freaky on the phone for days
--Drove an hour-and-a-half on a work night to her crib to smash
--Bytch didn't wanna come downstairs at first, but eventually came down to get me
--I get upstairs, and we chill with the wine I bought
--I make my move, and she declines several times... finally tells me it's not happening
--She tells me I should sleep on the couch because I've been drinking
--I say fukk that and drive all the way back home (not proud of drunk driving, but yea)
--Tired as shyt and pissed off the whole next day at work
 
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idk about get nothing back, but i was simpin like crazy with my ex.

paying bills, paying for food cuz she NEVER cooked, paying for weed, paying for everything. Basically i felt more like her parent/caretaker than her nikka

and i was giving her passes for shyt i normally wouldnt.... she was a bedwench (would date a cac) , she didnt like giving head , she didnt cook or clean (she averaged a shower or two every week or so) , extremely lazy (would oversleep for work and school) , friendly af (always smiling in a mf face) , and NO BODY (just a pretty face)

you live and you learn . I learned that i was doing the shyt to myself, not no more
 
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idk about get nothing back, but i was simpin like crazy with my ex.

paying bills, paying for food cuz she NEVER cooked, paying for weed, paying for everything. Basically i felt more like her parent/caretaker than her nikka

and i was giving her passes for shyt i normally wouldnt.... she was a bedwench (would date a cac) , she didnt like giving head , she didnt cook or clean (she averaged a shower or two every week or so) , extremely lazy (would oversleep for work and school) , friendly af (always smiling in a mf face) , and NO BODY (just a pretty face)

you live and you learn . I learned that i was doing the shyt to myself, not no more


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