what's the worst u ever simped

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That California Lifestyle ...
Splurged and bought stuff for this chick all during my junior year of high school
We never did date nor did I get to smash :mjcry:


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Was friend zoned by a chick for like half my freshman year in HS. Everytime I tried to ask her out she was dating a new guy. After the third guy I was like FDB. One of the guys was one of my best friends. He didn't even know I was tryna talk to her @ the time. Once he told the crew I was like:mjcry: on the inside, but was :myman: for him. That was my guy, I was proud of him. He even lost his V-Card. When he found out I was tryna work my way in for months in end he dropped her. Asked him why, he said he did it for me. My nikka:wow:
 

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Was friend zoned by a chick for like half my freshman year in HS. Everytime I tried to ask her out she was dating a new guy. After the third guy I was like FDB. One of the guys was one of my best friends. He didn't even know I was tryna talk to her @ the time. Once he told the crew I was like:mjcry: on the inside, but was :myman: for him. That was my guy, I was proud of him. He even lost his V-Card. When he found out I was tryna work my way in for months in end he dropped her. Asked him why, he said he did it for me. My nikka:wow:
Salute to breh for putting bros before hoes.
 

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Back in college as a sophomore I purchased a rental car for this thick red bone for her to use over the weekend....I think she gave me the money so it wasnt that bad....but still
 
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I watched a half day marathon of Rupaul’s Drag Race, and she didn’t let me smash.

So not only was it a waste of time, I watched what I imagine was the gayest show in the world. Not only are they dressing like women, but there are all kinds of gay jokes throughout the show.

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she didnt cook or clean (she averaged a shower or two every week or so)

:huhldup:
Sounds like a smelly situation anyway. A woman can shower in the morning, and the cooch could still use a rinse down before getting to business.
 
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