what's the worst u ever simped

[lightskin jermaine]

--Met this bytch on pof
--We were talking freaky on the phone for days
--Drove an hour-and-a-half on a work night to her crib to smash
--Bytch didn't wanna come downstairs at first, but eventually came down to get me
--I get upstairs, and we chill with the wine I bought
--I make my move, and she declines several times... finally tells me it's not happening
--She tells me I should sleep on the couch because I've been drinking
--I say fukk that and drive all the way back home (not proud of drunk driving, but yea)
--Tired as shyt and pissed off the whole next day at work

This sucks but not that bad. I think most of us have been in this exact same position before.

 

[calixprynce]

Sounds like a smelly situation anyway. A woman can shower in the morning, and the cooch could still use a rinse down before getting to business.

yeah breh she just wasnt raised right AT ALL. I met her at work so all I seen was a pretty face Baylor chick.... nikka I went over her house to smoke her out.... Dog shyt all piled up in the kennels, dogs looking helpless af.. Of course my simp ass BLATANTLY ignored all those red flags . was my first relationship too nikka did i learn a lesson! its sad tho, cuz any normal ass chick is now a +++ in my eyes lol

 

[tonyclifton]

I used to sell a lot of shyt and simp for dimes cuz they wanted drugs

Looking back I coulda just gave em a line, some shots or some trees

And still coulda smashed


But I was hooking them up

I learned after I stopped selling how the game works. I was only -15 when I started and 18 when I stopped though so I caught on early enough

 

[Dushane Hill]

Some of the replies in here have got me HOWLING

Was friend zoned by a chick for like half my freshman year in HS. Everytime I tried to ask her out she was dating a new guy. After the third guy I was like FDB. One of the guys was one of my best friends. He didn't even know I was tryna talk to her @ the time. Once he told the crew I was like on the inside, but was for him. That was my guy, I was proud of him. He even lost his V-Card. When he found out I was tryna work my way in for months in end he dropped her. Asked him why, he said he did it for me. My nikka

Nah this must have BURNED your soul

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Some of the replies in here have got me HOWLING



Nah this must have BURNED your soul

Breh u already know. Crazy part, fam was like kinda square, so when he telling us I'm like "this nikka pulling bytches over me now?"

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

yeah breh she just wasnt raised right AT ALL. I met her at work so all I seen was a pretty face Baylor chick.... nikka I went over her house to smoke her out.... Dog shyt all piled up in the kennels, dogs looking helpless af.. Of course my simp ass BLATANTLY ignored all those red flags . was my first relationship too nikka did i learn a lesson! its sad tho, cuz any normal ass chick is now a +++ in my eyes lol

#catset is appalled, but not surprised

 

[Smokin Rider]

7th grade I was simping this girl all year, walking her home, spending lunch together, all that. I was told by a homegirl she was interested in me too, so I asked her out. She said she wouldn't go out with me because I was too nice to her. Blew my mind at the time but I see what I was doing wrong, still proceeded to never talk to her again, even when she saw me at a party 10 years afterward and she tried to start a conversation, I blew her off and now was an a$$hole to her