What's wrong with Mike Hard Lemonade?

[Chef]

It's aight. I prefer hard cider.

 

[Cake]

Men don't drink no damn fourloko. Boys do.

you obviously haven't heard the four Loko song

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

It's essentially a wine cooler w/ masculine advertising. It doesn't taste really bad, but I just couldn't do it.

 

[Banned Account12]

What kinda hoes yall fukk with that drink mikes lemonade coli nikkas must fukk with bum bytches

 

[Dorian Breh]

When I first started hitting the sauce at like 15 I could do basically anything and wake up the next morning and run a sub 60 400M



These days I have had hangovers last more than two damn days.


Other than the amount of booze consumed, sugar content is the biggest predictor of how shytty I'll feel tomorrow.


Luckily my palette has become refined and I can appreciate them single malts on the rocks


whereas when I was fourteen I'd be like you ain't got blue Gatorade n vodka?

That young buck version of me who doesn't appreciate good booze but also can't get hungover is the target demographic for Mike's Hard.

If you a grown man, you really wanna be in the first part of that group?

 

[Zero]

What kinda hoes yall fukk with that drink mikes lemonade coli nikkas must fukk with bum bytches

The same ones that get fooled when you put a lesser brand liquor in a Ciroc bottle

You expect too much from these broads breh

 

[D-NICE]

I can't drink any of those malt drinks. I get a hangover every time even if I drink like one or two of them. Just give me some bourbon or a regular beer so I can get to work the next day.

 

[Dorian Breh]

The same ones that get fooled when you put a lesser brand liquor in a Ciroc bottle

You expect too much from these broads breh

Younger brehs take note this man handing out freebies

 

[Cowboyz89]

It's mad overpriced for what you get. You are much better copping vodka and making homemade lemonade and do like a 6:1 ratio of lemonade to vodka.

Trust and believe that you can get down much better and with superior flavoring.

Agreed. This is so much more of an important factor than how "manly" a drink is.

 

[At30wecashout]

Agreed. This is so much more of an important factor than how "manly" a drink is.

Breh, the last time I got a nut, we were drinking Skinny Girl Vodka

And you know what?? It was good. We both got loose, and we weren't overly intoxicated.
I don't mind "bytch" drinks, but I do mind paying out the ass for 6 bottles and I have to drink 3 before I feel anything.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Mikes hard lemonade today, mikes hard cock tommorow you flamer

 

[Amphibious]

It's for pussies who drink to 'fit in.' They aint really drinkers or alcoholics like us so they drink this shyt to say they're drinking.

One homeboy from high school drank this shyt and nikkas never til this day let him out of it, and neither have I :demon:

Go get some real liquor instead of faking it you fraudulent ass nikka.

 

[infamousred]

Its just not enough alcohol for me. Similar to someone handing me a Budweiser...wtf is the point? I'll get a headache and fall asleep.

 

[Dorian Breh]

It's for pussies who drink to 'fit in.' They aint really drinkers or alcoholics like us so they drink this shyt to say they're drinking.

One homeboy from high school drank this shyt and nikkas never til this day let him out of it, and neither have I :demon:

Go get some real liquor instead of faking it you fraudulent ass nikka.

Be honest breh, did Mike bang ya girlfriend or something?

Spoiler

you ain't lying tho

 

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