Ashtray's pops laying down the ground rules

:
(Ashrtay goes to sit on the couch)
Ashtray's pops: (stops Ashtray)

Hey, hey, hey! Make sure yo ass sit on that plastic

(Ashtray sits on the plastic part). Look Tray, so we not bumpin heads, if you gon stay here, you gon have to follow some rules, which is: (counting on his hand) No smokin my shyt.

Don't let me catch you drinkin my shyt.

And if you bring
ANY of dem hoes up in here, make sure
I fukk em first.
Ashtray:
Ashray's pops: (looks around) And uh, you gon have some chores to do.
Ashtray: Chores?!
Ashtray's pops: That's right, chores!

nikka, this ain't gon be no free ride!

You gon have to keep track of my Matchbox cars. You gon have to organize my damn Sega Genesis cartridges.

I want you do my homework, since you wanna be such a smart-ass.

And after that, at night, I want you to cut the hair on my balls.

