What’s your favorite scene from Don’t Be a Menace?

[Lambent55]

Between this and the church scene.

 

[TEH]

Son the same age as the Father.

Robbing a girl for her number.

 

[b. woods]

Son the same age as the Father.

Robbing a girl for her number.

BREAK YOSELF!!!!! GIMME YO GOTDAMN NUMBER!!!!!

C'mon, hurry up!!!!!

 

[daemonova]

BREAK YOSELF!!!!! GIMME YO GOTDAMN NUMBER!!!!!

C'mon, hurry up!!!!!

 

[Sukairain]

Classic thread, classic movie

Between this and the church scene.

AYO PASS THAT shyt!

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

no way I could've kept a straight face with old girl acting like that



Or when Ashtray slid his Grandma across the dining room table

 

[Concerned Citizen]

I loved the subtle behind the scenes jokes in the movie like the poster for “Robo Pimp” and the poster for “Black to the Future” with the main characters riding a bulllet

 

[RageKage]

Between this and the church scene.

Too many good ones, but this one I remember the most (cuz I have been known to smoke lol )

 

[Centaur]

The card game with toofpick. nikka broke out a carton to bet. My money ain't good here? You know how many bars of soap I can get for this? How many crumb cakes?How many chocolate milks?

The dudes paging his boy that was standing next to him.

 

[b. woods]

The card game with toofpick. nikka broke out a carton to bet. My money ain't good here? You know how many bars of soap I can get for this? How many crumb cakes?How many chocolate milks?

(sneakily looks around while tryna hide a shank)

(begins stabbing his tray of BBQ) PHONE CHECK, HOMIE, PHONE CHECK! I GOT THE TOP BUNK!

Al-Dog: 5 dollars a head.

Toothpick: What they hittin 'fo?

Al-Dog: ... 5 dollars, buster!



And later on when he got in his feelings over Dashiki and Ashtrey tonguin each other down and wanted to shank him for it and his crew tried to talk him outta doin it so he won't end up back in the joint, which he wasn't afraid of

Toothpick: nikka, TAKE ME TO JAIL!

Crew: TAKE ME TO JAIL!

Toothpick: LOCK ME UP!

Crew: LOCK ME UP!

Toothpick: THROW AWAY THE KEY!

Crew: THROW AWAY THE KEY!

Toothpick: I AIN'T AFRAID TO fukk ANOTHER MAN IN HIS ASS!

Crew: I AIN'T AFRAID TO FU-- (record scratch and music stops)

 

[Womb Raider]

 

[get these nets]

Lock me up !
LOCK ME UP!

Throw away the key
THROW AWAY THE KEY!

I aint afraid to........

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

When they went to the ER and it was a long waiting time, there was a dude on fire who said “damn, hope I'm next”