When a Man becomes single again and your bill goes from $80.75 back to $10.67

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This is why ima stop dating thick women. bytches eat like pitbulls

To be honest, my wife ain't really thick at all and she eats like a garbage disposer. I mean like order 2 apps, a full entree and then dessert every time. And most times she eats majority of it. I dont understand it.

On the other hand her best friend is a big girl, and eats like a rabbit 24/7. I'm talking a side salad, a piece of bread and water type shyt.

Now she could be going crazy on snacks and shyt when she goes home but I've literally never seen it in all the years ive known her and neither has my wife.
 
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To be honest, my wife ain't really thick at all and she eats like a garbage disposer. I mean like order 2 apps, a full entree and then desert every time. And most times she eats majority of it. I dont understand it.

On the other hand her best friend is a big girl, and eats like a rabbit 24/7. I'm talking a side salad, a piece of bread and water type shyt.

Now she could be going crazy on snacks and shyt when she goes home but I've literally never seen it in all the years ive known her and neither has my wife.
And a dessert :mjlol: I wanna try a gym girl to see if it’s different. I’ve only dated one girl who ate like a normal person.
 

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Only $10.67 at a restaurant?

Was it happy hour?
Early bird special?
You had coupons?
Was it after tip?


And lastly what did she order that costed $70.08 and yours being $10.67???
At In and Out

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This is only a problem if the sex ain't good and she's a headache.

Otherwise, spoil her or another man will not only spoil her but also dikk her down.
 

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Only $10.67 at a restaurant?

Was it happy hour?
Early bird special?
You had coupons?
Was it after tip?


And lastly what did she order that costed $70.08 and yours being $10.67???
I can answer the bolded. A lot of woman see eating out as an experience. a way to treat themselves.
Guys eat out simply because its lunch time or we need something to eat and didn't feel like cooking. We not doing much more than we would if we had made ourselves dinner or lunch.
when you cooking at home you don't make yourself a 5 course meal with two appetizers and a desert with a cocktail. Usually just make yourself Steak and Potatoes, wash it down with a glass of juice.

Women go out to eat and want to feast like its their last meal. Even if you take a woman to a buffet, she will embarrass you. And pile up her plate with literally everything, and still complain that they are out of crab legs. Is all this necessary? you can make a normal plate of food and make another trip for seconds if you still hungry.
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I love her but if this ain’t some shyt :russ:
Why we got to get apps
Why you have to get two glasses of that red wine
Why you get the plate you know you not going to finish
Then as we walk, you want some gelato
Even though we go back and forth on who pays
I still pay majority of the time anyways
I’ll dip off to the restroom and ask the waiter how much and just pay up front
She gets angry because it’s “undermining” her but I was a hobosexual one time
And just do it of guilt I guess
*this was my Ted Talk and not to bring down the thread like a coli breh*
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Just let her order what she wants and cover the bill occasionally. It's not that serious
 
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