When a Man becomes single again and your bill goes from $80.75 back to $10.67

[Cladyclad]

shyt all fun and games til he get lonely and have to spend $300 on a whore lol

 

[Stick Up Kid]

$10 meal sounds unhealthy as fukk.

 

[Dont@Me]

This is why ima stop dating thick women. bytches eat like pitbulls

It's financially worth it breh

 

[kaldurahm]

Nah what it is, is that you go to the local Jamaican spot and get a nice plate for $15-20, but when you're with the girl you go to a bougie spot and the food no good, somehow it comes to $100+ and the food wasn't good.

 

[UpAndComing]

This commercial reminded me of this thread

 

[colicolicoli]

I let my man order for the both of us so however high the bill is, it’s on him lol

 

[Ohene]

Be a broke dusty, brehs.

I don't care if the bill $200, nothing beats my wife getting dressed up in something tight so we can hit a restaurant and a movie Friday night after work. ..

Lust over the idea of being alone, brehs

you aint kidding anyone

 

[Braman]

Date a woman that will spend on you

Yea that’s cool but why is eating equated to eating out.

Date a woman who’s fit who eats to live, not who lives to eat. Also, date a woman who, idk, buys groceries

When I drive into the city and go to Trader Joe’s There’s no fat bytches in there. And no ‘lit’ bytches either. They coming from biking or running or museums n shyt, not brunching and day parties.

So yall are just as much to blame bc brehs chase the IG chicks who are all about Brunch and eating out and pics for the gram

 

[Braman]

Be a broke dusty, brehs.

I don't care if the bill $200, nothing beats my wife getting dressed up in something tight so we can hit a restaurant and a movie Friday night after work. ..

Lust over the idea of being alone, brehs

This is what frightens me about marriage. Imagine this being your flex. Spending money and seeing the same woman dressed up for the 637th time

‘This look ok?—- Yea baby you look amazing ‘ x 100

 

[NinoBrown]

Be a broke dusty, brehs.

I don't care if the bill $200, nothing beats my wife getting dressed up in something tight so we can hit a restaurant and a movie Friday night after work. ..

Lust over the idea of being alone, brehs

#AccomplishedGentleman

 

[benjamin]

This is what frightens me about marriage. Imagine this being your flex. Spending money and seeing the same woman dressed up for the 637th time

‘This look ok?—- Yea baby you look amazing ‘ x 100

its a beautiful thing...what isn't beautiful is being 45, single, balding, living wit moms, no children....thats truly frightening myboi

 

[benjamin]

shyt all fun and games til he get lonely and have to spend $300 on a whore lol

and end up getting the hoe pregnant or catching herpes or dat bug ...yall nikkas can be out here in these streets if u want..

 

[Braman]

its a beautiful thing...what isn't beautiful is being 45, single, balding, living wit moms, no children....thats truly frightening myboi

Man im falling asleep just reading this. Just enjoy your life my guy. Trying to flex, no matter what bucket you fall into, is always a red flag

 

[Braman]

Nah what it is, is that you go to the local Jamaican spot and get a nice plate for $15-20, but when you're with the girl you go to a bougie spot and the food no good, somehow it comes to $100+ and the food wasn't good.

And you can plant that seed EARLY if you smart

‘Yea I love good food and you know what, the BEST spots are the whole in wall spots. We gon make a list and hit every one!’

Turn being cheap into an adventure

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

I had one my bros that was penny pinching with his girl. His face was broke on the backend when she up and left him. He didn't want to go out, do trips, or nothing. Just chill at the house and cook. Worst part was that he wasn't even broke or hard up on cash. He was just frugal like Julius off Everybody hates Chris lol

She did him a favor.