When a Man becomes single again and your bill goes from $80.75 back to $10.67

[UpAndComing]

He looks so relieved and full of joy

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I love her but if this ain’t some shyt
Why we got to get apps
Why you have to get two glasses of that red wine
Why you get the plate you know you not going to finish
Then as we walk, you want some gelato
Even though we go back and forth on who pays
I still pay majority of the time anyways
I’ll dip off to the restroom and ask the waiter how much and just pay up front
She gets angry because it’s “undermining” her but I was a hobosexual one time
And just do it of guilt I guess
*this was my Ted Talk and not to bring down the thread like a coli breh*

 

[Panthro11]

Only $10.67 at a restaurant?

Was it happy hour?
Early bird special?
You had coupons?
Was it after tip?


And lastly what did she order that costed $70.08 and yours being $10.67???

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Unless you were living together and splitting the rent or other bills

 

[MoveForward]

This is true… Women will go the TGI Friday’s and order a steak, then complain that it taste like shyt. I purposely eat out alone sometimes because I can order an entreé with some ice water and be cool. Your lady will order an appetizer, entreé, a couple of cocktails, and a dessert (to go). It’s just how they are…

 

[Vodun]

This is true… Women will go the TGI Friday’s and order a steak, then complain that it taste like shyt. I purposely eat out alone sometimes because I can order an entreé with some ice water and be cool. Your lady will order an appetizer, entreé, a couple of cocktails, and a dessert (to go). It’s just how they are…

they like to waste other peoples money

 

[KidJSoul]

Date a woman that will spend on you

 

[benjamin]

Be a broke dusty, brehs.

I don't care if the bill $200, nothing beats my wife getting dressed up in something tight so we can hit a restaurant and a movie Friday night after work. ..

Lust over the idea of being alone, brehs

 

[The Villain]

My bill prob more expensive if I'm by myself vs w/ a date.

fukk it what's another drink?

Yeah gimme 2 apps and a dessert if I don't finish em I'll take em home.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

So you don't ever treat yourself?

#brokey

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

My girl is hungry all the damn time too. She eats like a fat girl

 

[Lexx Diamond]

You can go out to a restaurant with a woman and get everything you want for $10. While she racks up a $70 tab on top of your meal because she gotta have shrimp, lobster and swordfish.

 

[Krs2]

My girl is hungry all the damn time too. She eats like a fat girl

She's probably fat but you say she's thick right??

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Date a woman that will spend on you

Facts! @Gloxina

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

He looks so relieved and full of joy

I can’t relate. That’s why I prefer women with their own bags and are generous

@Yagirlcheatinonus