When a Man becomes single again and your bill goes from $80.75 back to $10.67

[Buckeye Fever]

Date a woman that will spend on you

The coli faggóts would die before they allow a woman to spend money on them

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Even dolo, your bill is gonna be close to $20. This ain’t 2011

I feel him tho.

 

[DaddyFresh]

Even dolo, your bill is gonna be close to $20. This ain’t 2011

I feel him tho.

But to be real you not eating out as much or as nice places anymore. Most guys cool with some chicken in the air frier and a side

 

[Whore D'oeuvres]

Date a woman that will spend on you

I miss those days

 

[cyndaquil]

But to be real you not eating out as much or as nice places anymore. Most guys cool with some chicken in the air frier and a side

Yep lol chipotle on Friday instead of "can we go to the fancy Mexican restaurant that just opened up last month?"

 

[2 one 3]

Man, I feel this 1,000,000%!

 

[2 one 3]

You can go out to a restaurant with a woman and get everything you want for $10. While she racks up a $70 tab on top of your meal because she gotta have shrimp, lobster and swordfish.

Man, it really pisses me off when you’re out to eat and they order some stupid shyt like a salad they could’ve made at home. I took a girl out to brunch last Sunday and she ordered a Mediterranean salad and only ate half. I told the waitress to get a doggy bag for that shyt…

 

[cyndaquil]

Man, it really pisses me off when you’re out to eat and they order some stupid shyt like a salad they could’ve made at home. I took a girl out to brunch last Sunday and she ordered a Mediterranean salad and only ate half. I told the waitress to get a doggy bag for that shyt…

Lol she tryna not look like a fat fukk in front of you

At least she likes you enough to care

 

[2 one 3]

Lol she tryna not look like a fat fukk in front of you

At least she likes you enough to care

Nah fukk that. How do you order a salad and a side of fruit when you’ve been bytching about me taking you out for damn near two months

But I get it. She was trying to be cute and dainty. I just don’t like that shyt. If I’m paying you better, eat everything or take that shyt home.

 

[cyndaquil]

Nah fukk that. How do you order a salad and a side of fruit when you’ve been bytching about me taking you out for damn near two months

But I get it. She was trying to be cute and dainty. I just don’t like that shyt. If I’m paying you better, eat everything or take that shyt home.

I know brother. I know. They be wanting us to take em not even mainly for the food but for the atmosphere, ambience of the place

 

[2 one 3]

I know brother. I know. They be wanting us to take em not even mainly for the food but for the atmosphere, ambience of the place

Dog!!!

That is 90% of what it is they want to go there for the vibes and the atmosphere and the music. And of course to be seen.


I legit think I’m going to be single or just have a roster for a cool minute because this whole dating shyt is just for the birds lol

It’s rare as hell to find some that are cool being home bodies are super low-key.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Spending $80 must not be a problem is dudes willing to date broke women

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Even dolo, your bill is gonna be close to $20. This ain’t 2011

I feel him tho.

If $20 is too much why not fix your own food at home.

Reminds me of that youtuber asking chefs to fix him a whole meal off $10

 

[Heafcliffe]

Luh my wife but damn if this isn't her.

I don't trip bc she cooks 99% of the time and it be good shyt too.

 

[MicIsGod]

This is why ima stop dating thick women. bytches eat like pitbulls