When a Man becomes single again and your bill goes from $80.75 back to $10.67

[beenz]

I love her but if this ain’t some shyt
Why we got to get apps
Why you have to get two glasses of that red wine
Why you get the plate you know you not going to finish
Then as we walk, you want some gelato
Even though we go back and forth on who pays
I still pay majority of the time anyways
I’ll dip off to the restroom and ask the waiter how much and just pay up front
She gets angry because it’s “undermining” her but I was a hobosexual one time
And just do it of guilt I guess
*this was my Ted Talk and not to bring down the thread like a coli breh*

my girl EPITOMIZES running up the tab at a restaurant ordering drink. I RARELY order drinks at restaurants cuz I don't like paying $20 a pop for something that ain't even gonna give me a buzz when we eating an entire meal.

 

[Peruvian Connect]

It's the opposite for the 50/50 bruhs

 

[The_Sheff]

Ain’t this the truth. I be shocked when I get the bill after eating alone. shyt is glorious.

To be honest even just eating with me and the wife is amazing compared to how it looks when we bring the kids too.

 

[WesCrook]

I had one my bros that was penny pinching with his girl. His face was broke on the backend when she up and left him. He didn't want to go out, do trips, or nothing. Just chill at the house and cook. Worst part was that he wasn't even broke or hard up on cash. He was just frugal like Julius off Everybody hates Chris lol

A lot of times it boils down to the woman you're with. She probably didn't arouse him enough for him to desire doing extravagant things.

It happens.

It may very well happen with his next girl.....then the ex finds out through the grapevine and she's like "Where was this man when he was with me?"

 

[ajnapoleon]

This is true… Women will go the TGI Friday’s and order a steak, then complain that it taste like shyt. I purposely eat out alone sometimes because I can order an entreé with some ice water and be cool. Your lady will order an appetizer, entreé, a couple of cocktails, and a dessert (to go). It’s just how they are…

And not even eat most of it

It’s just to take a pic

 

[Loose]

Incel culture

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Need to ask the waitress for a cough drop . That sounds unhealthy that laugh.

 

[jadillac]

Be a broke dusty, brehs.

I don't care if the bill $200, nothing beats my wife getting dressed up in something tight so we can hit a restaurant and a movie Friday night after work. ..

Lust over the idea of being alone, brehs

Nicca that's your wife. That's different than dating

 

[UnQuantized]

This is why ima stop dating thick women. bytches eat like pitbulls

 

[UnQuantized]

Women like to take advantage if they can, they might not even be hungry. Just knowing that they have you wrapped around their finger scratches an emotional itch for them

 

[benjamin]

Nicca that's your wife. That's different than dating

nah its not...gotta date ur wife breh...thats the problem, nikkas get married and get lazy and thats why there is so many sexless marriages out here...gotta date your wife, treat her how you treated her when yall first got together...going on 7 years and our sex life is still going strong..

 

[jadillac]

nah its not...gotta date ur wife breh...thats the problem, nikkas get married and get lazy and thats why there is so many sexless marriages out here...gotta date your wife, treat her how you treated her when yall first got together...going on 7 years and our sex life is still going strong..

You're missing the point.

You spend on your wife bc it's your wife.

If you're dating, you're not married to that person, and unless it's a serious gf you're wasting money.

 

[Rick Fox at UNC]

Be a broke dusty, brehs.

I don't care if the bill $200, nothing beats my wife getting dressed up in something tight so we can hit a restaurant and a movie Friday night after work. ..

Lust over the idea of being alone, brehs

nikka got a wife so he can have someone to watch a movie with? Thinks he's flexing.

If my girl and I are spending weekends in shyt fusion restaurants and movie theaters I have failed at life. Go do something interesting breh.

 

[Laidbackman]

Incel culture

They're still calling men incels

 

[benjamin]

nikka got a wife so he can have someone to watch a movie with? Thinks he's flexing.

If my girl and I are spending weekends in shyt fusion restaurants and movie theaters I have failed at life. Go do something interesting breh.

do something interesting? nikka we got fukkin to do...she get a dinner and a movie then its back to da house so i can buss it open..

what i should take her to 6 flags? fly her to miami on friday nights? fukk outta here goofy, all dat extra shyt for the birds, we enjoy our time and keep it simple, we would rather be in the crib playing ps5 or watching netflix with the kids.