When to throw your barber in the bushes.....

[Silver Surfer]

....I hate to do it....we actually really cool, but I shouldn't have to tell the nikka how to line up a mustache....and a few times I told him not to touch my face because I do it myself....

I'm too old for the bullshyt

 

[igottabaldhead]

Lol let me guess, he disconnected your moustache from your beard

or gave you a pencil thin moustache looking like a 12 year old boy

 

[Collateral]

Lol let me guess, he disconnected your moustache from your beard

or gave you a pencil thin moustache looking like a 12 year old boy

Got that man looking like a pedophile out here

 

[Barlow]

or gave you a pencil thin moustache looking like a 12 year old boy

Why do nikkas do this? Who the fukk tells barbers this looks good?

 

[Collateral]

Nah I can relate tho. Bout to throw my loctician in the bushes. bytch always has me waiting on her, I’m tired of the unprofessionalism

 

[igottabaldhead]

Why do nikkas do this? Who the fukk tells barbers this looks good?

my only theory is the barber is lowkey hating on you, especially if he can’t grow a beard and you can. Wants to make you look wack in front of the women in yalls city

 

[King Poetic]

When they start not showing up for your appointment or wanting to reschedule

that’s when u cancel them nikkas

 

[///Vega+++]

Barber divorce cases are on the rise

 

[Peter Parker]

nikka stay disconnecting my beard

 

[Take It In Blood]

Haven't been to a barber since covid

I'm rocking the Rick Ross beard and whenever I eat pizza I get hair in my mouth

 

[Koli_Kat]

Usually what happens is you're hairline starts tweaking.

He makes an adjustment to try an augment ya shyt/circumvent the issue.

Nikkas start complaining about the adjustment saying the barber fukked their line up

It's curtains from their

 

[Crude]

Funny y’all mention this, my barber is mostly cool and probably the most professional one that I’ve dealt with.

I only have two issues with him.

1. He’s going up on his prices 2. He doesn’t know how to box the area between my goatee and mouth without going further back into my goatee each visit making my goatee appear thinner across my chin than it actually is.

I pay $25 but I usually give him a $10 tip. I’m not sure why he’s going up but I’m not willing to pay much more than $30 bucks consistently for a cut that might take him 20-25 minutes. I’m sure y’all brehs in major cities pay more, but I’m not paying $50 to $80 for a cut like I hear some guys do, that shyt is absurd.

Other than that he’s a good barber.

 

[bigde09]

Barbers get complacent and start doing little slick shyt. Bring your beard down to low, making your mustache thin, pushing your hairline back, being late for appointments etc gotta check them soon as that starts

 

[Silver Surfer]

Lol let me guess, he disconnected your moustache from your beard

or gave you a pencil thin moustache looking like a 12 year old boy

Not exactly....edged it to a point and thinner on the right side...when I keep a dark thick mustache....think Michael B Jordan

 

[CarltonJunior]

Nah I can relate tho. Bout to throw my loctician in the bushes. bytch always has me waiting on her, I’m tired of the unprofessionalism

I wanna do this but I'm fukkin the bytch