Kirby vacuum cleaners
Amazon
I did that shyt! Went door to door selling overpriced home security systems. The "manager" drove us out to some random suburb and told us to act like we were from GE. Told us to look out for handicapped ramps because old people are the easiest sales. Later read in the contract that the company can retroactively "unpay" you if the customer cancelled their service within six months
. Didn't come back.yeah i remember my first day with DuPont
The security guard detained me,, then was calling HR, then security desk got sick of me standing there and escorted me up to HR before lunch
Im sitting there, it's 2pm and hr is calling people trying to figure out who I am
About 4pm they realize im the new process engineer and are like oops- sorry, we are not normally this disorganized
They tell me tomorrow go to 321 and help Joe Smith
Day 2 it takes me to like 10 oclock to find 321
I don't have a passcard so I'm sneaking into elevators and slipping in behind people before the hallway closes
So I walk in and ask for Joe Smith
He's like "are you my boss?"
I thought of saying yeah
But im like nah what's going on
They hired him 3 weeks ago to be a process engineer also
And I say i am here to help him
And he is like "help me with what??"
So we sit and read the paper
Next day repeat.. In afternoon, HR comes by to finish my paperwork and give me a security badge
I had got high during lunch so I keep laughing at how absurd this is
Day 4 & 5 ditto
So next week someone comes by and says we will be making nylon sex
I wasn't with the homosexual aspects
And what I look like concerning myself with pantyhose
Just casually bringing it up like I'm supposed to go along quietly
Joe Smith stayed but i walked the fukk out
Threw my security badge in the lobby trash can as I left
Next week i had a gig with monsanto manufacturing roundup
so it's whatever
later i realize he had been talking about making fibers used for carpet
but the white southern drawl threw me off
Not like I wanted to work on carpet fibers anyway
because I have heard so much about Dupont ,,
I lasted a week trying to sell Verizon fiosMonday I was this doesn't sound too crazy
Wednesday 
Thursday 
Friday I'm getting the fukk outta here at 4
I used to work at this shytty telemarketing company called Opinion Access
When I was down bad and down on my luck I saw an ad on craigslist for this job. They said $100 reward for passing interview and marketing exam. I was like.
I called up, got scheduled for the interview, passed it and the exam. Got my $100 too
So the day of my first shift, I walk in and nikkas in the lunch area arguing among each other cause somebody stoled this dyke fried chicken out the fridge. They was doing a full investigation with the manager. The shyt lasted for like a hour and I was just standing there confused and lost.
So after that is over, they bring me over to the call center room and I kid you not, shyt smelled like weed, piss, and musk.
I was about to leave on the spot just because of that, but I needed the money.
Next the guy puts me and a couple of other people at our assigned seats to do calls training. I sat and watched my manager call a bunch of old people and prey on them to do surveys. Shyt was demoralizing the way they were messing with these people. Pressuring them to fill out surveys and whatnot. While in the middle of the training, a fight broke out because the stolen chicken from earlier. I told my manager I had to use the bathroom and walked right out. They was hiring anybody off the street.
I lasted maybe 3 days after I realized they were sending me home after like an hour or two claiming there was no work. I quickly realized a lot of people there were just trying to hold down a legal job due to a record
Well I can get some money in my pockets that's never a bad thing and it's not far from my home9-5 for a couple weeksMet some cool people which was cool but moving those gotdamn things was a nightmare. I was weight training so I was pretty strong by then and usually was the person who had to hold the weight
just gotta hold it down until whoever was getting hired to tear the carpets up."We get all the cabinets and office equipment on the carts and I'm like cool all done
*Hands box cutters and gloves *Me:
What I'm supposed to be doing with these? Manager: You guys are going to rip the carpet off now
Oh hell nah Yall...that building was old as fukk the damn glue under the carpet was sticking to the gotdamn floor
We had no masks either and there's mildew, mold, all kinda shyt getting sent in the air
The office had NO windows either 
I was so pissedWe used to joke that in 30 or 40 years if we developed some type of lung shyt we know exactly who to blame
Lol was it field sales or in the call centerEvery sales job I've been suckered into
I trained for a month to be on the phone helping people with health admin shyt. Had to learn laws and do tests in class and everything. First day on the job I'm barely picking up calls and hanging up others. Thinking about quitting. Then I get a math test on my desk randomly and I'm asked to do that shyt. After I completed the test I got promoted and a raise the same day to a new department working in the back office with records not on the phones.I remember I lasted maybe 3 hours at a call center before I dipped
I trained for a month to be on the phone helping people with health admin shyt. Had to learn laws and do tests in class and everything. First day on the job I'm barely picking up calls and hanging up others. Thinking about quitting. Then I get a math test on my desk randomly and I'm asked to do that shyt. After I completed the test I got promoted and a raise the same day to a new department working in the back office with records not on the phones.
So I never even had to bail or work on the phone. God was in the building.
nikka that’s dope as fukk.Shyt was the quickest job I ever been on. I was there for 4 hours max. Left right after the training was over.You worked for opinion access too?
I had just about purged that garbage place from my memory.
