When You Realize A Job Isn’t For You Right In The Middle of Training
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Lord_nikon
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The two dudes that Tossed the Walkie-talkie out the car window and the brother than Abandoned the work truck at a apartment complex with the keys inside
I did that Direct Sales/Marketing shyt before. One day was all it took for me as well. The senior on my team was this Rican girl and she was pretty as fukk. I was on the fence about even coming back the net day, let alone staying on so I went ahead and shot my shot at her. We exchanged numbers and was I was just "Yeeeeah, I aint coming back here champ".
I did that Direct Sales/Marketing shyt before. One day was all it took for me as well. The senior on my team was this Rican girl and she was pretty as fukk. I was on the fence about even coming back the net day, let alone staying on so I went ahead and shot my shot at her. We exchanged numbers and was I was just "Yeeeeah, I aint coming back here champ".
I knew I wasn't cut out for direct sales when we had to sell candy bars for fund raisers at school.
yeah i remember my first day with DuPont
The security guard detained me,, then was calling HR, then security desk got sick of me standing there and escorted me up to HR before lunch
Im sitting there, it's 2pm and hr is calling people trying to figure out who I am
About 4pm they realize im the new process engineer and are like oops- sorry, we are not normally this disorganized
They tell me tomorrow go to 321 and help Joe Smith
Day 2 it takes me to like 10 oclock to find 321
I don't have a passcard so I'm sneaking into elevators and slipping in behind people before the hallway closes
So I walk in and ask for Joe Smith
He's like "are you my boss?"
I thought of saying yeah
But im like nah what's going on
They hired him 3 weeks ago to be a process engineer also
And I say i am here to help him
And he is like "help me with what??"
So we sit and read the paper
Next day repeat.. In afternoon, HR comes by to finish my paperwork and give me a security badge
I had got high during lunch so I keep laughing at how absurd this is
Day 4 & 5 ditto
So next week someone comes by and says we will be making nylon sex
I wasn't with the homosexual aspects
And what I look like concerning myself with pantyhose
Just casually bringing it up like I'm supposed to go along quietly
Joe Smith stayed but i walked the fukk out
Threw my security badge in the lobby trash can as I left
Next week i had a gig with monsanto manufacturing roundup
so it's whatever
later i realize he had been talking about making fibers used for carpet
but the white southern drawl threw me off
Not like I wanted to work on carpet fibers anyway
The security guard detained me,, then was calling HR, then security desk got sick of me standing there and escorted me up to HR before lunch
Im sitting there, it's 2pm and hr is calling people trying to figure out who I am
About 4pm they realize im the new process engineer and are like oops- sorry, we are not normally this disorganized
They tell me tomorrow go to 321 and help Joe Smith
Day 2 it takes me to like 10 oclock to find 321
I don't have a passcard so I'm sneaking into elevators and slipping in behind people before the hallway closes
So I walk in and ask for Joe Smith
He's like "are you my boss?"
I thought of saying yeah
But im like nah what's going on
They hired him 3 weeks ago to be a process engineer also
And I say i am here to help him
And he is like "help me with what??"
So we sit and read the paper
Next day repeat.. In afternoon, HR comes by to finish my paperwork and give me a security badge
I had got high during lunch so I keep laughing at how absurd this is
Day 4 & 5 ditto
So next week someone comes by and says we will be making nylon sex
I wasn't with the homosexual aspects
And what I look like concerning myself with pantyhose
Just casually bringing it up like I'm supposed to go along quietly
Joe Smith stayed but i walked the fukk out
Threw my security badge in the lobby trash can as I left
Next week i had a gig with monsanto manufacturing roundup
so it's whatever
later i realize he had been talking about making fibers used for carpet
but the white southern drawl threw me off
Not like I wanted to work on carpet fibers anyway
KingFreeman
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Til this day I don’t know how my fat ass did it
We had practice runs the day before but still
I’m not religious but every time I’ve been desperate
I make it through
If god is real
Like my ma dukes says
He takes care of babies and fools
Bruh the World Record for running one mile is like four minutes
kinkihairchik
Velvet Queen
No coverage at all with them. I think the company was an independent contractor.
Smokin Rider
I been official
[/U] Lmao. Breh you can't just walk away from that. You gotta get that pizza dough right.
Your fam one day gonna ask you to make homemade pizza.
What you gonna do throw your keys and walk out their lives?
This some deep seeded trauma here man.
Get you some dough tommorow and give it a other try. You owe it to yourself
man I was a spiteful lil fukk back then and that fat delivery lady was gettin on my nerves, I knew she was gonna come in and start bytchin at me. Tbh, another day I would have had it down, they weren't super oval, just slightly. They was mad serious when I said I'd get it right but said they should do a promotion of football style pizza since the NFL season started. I thought it was genius and those old bytches just stared at me like 
WOOF
Smokin Rider
I been official
Might as well enlist in the Navy and go to BUDS
Man's was running 30+ mph
New Jeruz Jewelz
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Way back in the day I went to a orientation for progreso soup through a temp agency
The welcome video they played had fools with huge pitch forks and axes breaking up frozen vegetables out of a 12-15 foot wooden box. Had to stretch fully to reach the back of the box! Then you use that to fill 50 gallon drums that some other fool takes and dumps in the soup of the day….. non stop for a 12 hour shift at 6.15 an hour I said y’all got to let me out of here sir 
shyt reminded me of the wheel of pain from Conan
The welcome video they played had fools with huge pitch forks and axes breaking up frozen vegetables out of a 12-15 foot wooden box. Had to stretch fully to reach the back of the box! Then you use that to fill 50 gallon drums that some other fool takes and dumps in the soup of the day….. non stop for a 12 hour shift at 6.15 an hour I said y’all got to let me out of here sir shyt reminded me of the wheel of pain from Conan
I think we all had jobs like this after college. I think I quit the first day of the “interview”, cause on that day, they already had me go out with a person “in the field”. I think they were selling like fiber optics or some shyt. I left during our lunch.
crazy cause I do know a person making good money doing a job similar... that shyt was not for me though
crazy cause I do know a person making good money doing a job similar... that shyt was not for me though
CreepyMcCreeperson
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Fresh out of high school. I lasted 2 weeks. Didn't make not one sale. I quit mid shift, and they wouldn't even take me back to the office. Had to call my mom.